Central Perk
02-18-2002, 12:52 PM
Part 1
(The plane has just taken off, Diane is on her way to Boston to visit Sam)
Diane- *starts to hum a tune she has just made up*
Man- Do you mind Miss I’m trying to read *he goes back to looking at his book*
Diane- I’m sorry I’m just excited that’s all, I’m going to visit a friend in Boston that I haven’t seen in nine years.
Man- That’s nice….
Diane- I don’t get to see him much, I live in California and he lives in Boston, and there’s not much time for us to socialize.
Man- That’s nice, write a book….
Diane- I’ve already written a book and a couple of movie screenplays…..do you recognize me from anywhere?
Man- Not that I can think of…..Oh I know now I’ve seen you on a couple of award shows, you were the one who always gave those long speeches…..you would go on and on about the strangest things….Wait a minute your Diane Chambers.
Diane- That’s correct….but I don’t find my speeches boring, strange or long, they have some importance you know.
Man- Lady…..I get the point I’m trying to read shut up already.
Diane- *she talks loudly* I’m trying to have a polite conversation with you and all you care about is reading a stupid magazine. I’ll shut up when I’m damn well ready!
(Everyone stares at her)
Diane- *she looks to everyone* I’m sorry….I’m excited I’m visiting a friend when I get off this plane.
Man2- *he whispers to his wife the woman sitting next to him* Next time we’ll fly first class.
Woman- Right.
(Some hours pass Diane continues to talk about her friend and her work and the dinner they serve and about anything she could think of, Then after a little while they landed and we see Diane getting off the plane)
Diane- Bye Everyone Its been a joyous experience.
Everyone- *mutters*
(She then rents a car and arrives at Cheers she gets there and sees that all the windows are boarded up and the sign says “closed”)
Diane- ::looks at it for a little bit::
(Fade out)
Part 2
Diane-*she gets back into her car and drives over to Lilith’s apartment, she knocks on her door*
Lilith- *she answers the door* Hello
Diane- Hi Lilith, Its Diane may I come in?
Lilith- I guess so…..
Diane- Thanks. *she looks worried*
Lilith- Something must be wrong.. Sit down.
Diane- Thank you…..
Lilith- Whats wrong? I’m off duty from work but for you I can make an exception and a cheaper rate.
Diane- Thanks I guess. It all started when I had a vacation from work so I decided to come and visit Sam as a surprise. I got on a plane and had a wonderful flight. Then I went to Cheers and all the windows were boarded up…..so then I came here
Lilith- Don’t you know?
Diane- Know What?
Sam- Sam is getting married.
Diane- What?
Lilith- Yes….Didn’t he tell you?
Diane- No I don’t believe so….
Lilith- He said all he wanted was a small ceremony….him and his fiancé Jackie are getting married tonight at St. Paul’s Church.
Diane- I have to go see him..
Lilith- On his wedding night? No I think you should stay here you may ruin his whole wedding.
Diane- But I have to see him……I need to see him tonight.
Lilith- Why? Can’t you see him tomorrow?
Diane- No because I L-L-L-ove Sam.
Lilith- What? You can’t be serious
Diane- I didn’t come for a visit I came to see Sam to tell him that I love him.
Lilith- Well you can’t see him tonight..
Diane- I have to….
Lilith- That wouldn’t be practical I’ve had experience with this, It doesn’t work out.
Diane- I have to see him
Lilith- Diane….W---
(Before she could finish Diane was out the door and on her way to the church)
Lilith- I never really liked her….that much…
(Fade Out)
Part 3
(Diane got back in her car and drove over to the church….)
Diane- *she runs in* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sam and his fiance turn around surprised)
Sam- Diane……Is something wrong?
Diane- I love you.
Sam- I don’t love you
Jean- He loves me
Minister- You may now kiss the bride Sam
(They Kiss)
Diane- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAM!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Diane wakes up in her house)
Diane-*dials up the airport* Hello this is Diane Chambers I’m sorry to cancel at the last minute but I won’t be able to make Flight 6573 to Boston. Thank You. Bye *she hangs up the phone and goes back to sleep*
(To Be Continued?)
(The plane has just taken off, Diane is on her way to Boston to visit Sam)
Diane- *starts to hum a tune she has just made up*
Man- Do you mind Miss I’m trying to read *he goes back to looking at his book*
Diane- I’m sorry I’m just excited that’s all, I’m going to visit a friend in Boston that I haven’t seen in nine years.
Man- That’s nice….
Diane- I don’t get to see him much, I live in California and he lives in Boston, and there’s not much time for us to socialize.
Man- That’s nice, write a book….
Diane- I’ve already written a book and a couple of movie screenplays…..do you recognize me from anywhere?
Man- Not that I can think of…..Oh I know now I’ve seen you on a couple of award shows, you were the one who always gave those long speeches…..you would go on and on about the strangest things….Wait a minute your Diane Chambers.
Diane- That’s correct….but I don’t find my speeches boring, strange or long, they have some importance you know.
Man- Lady…..I get the point I’m trying to read shut up already.
Diane- *she talks loudly* I’m trying to have a polite conversation with you and all you care about is reading a stupid magazine. I’ll shut up when I’m damn well ready!
(Everyone stares at her)
Diane- *she looks to everyone* I’m sorry….I’m excited I’m visiting a friend when I get off this plane.
Man2- *he whispers to his wife the woman sitting next to him* Next time we’ll fly first class.
Woman- Right.
(Some hours pass Diane continues to talk about her friend and her work and the dinner they serve and about anything she could think of, Then after a little while they landed and we see Diane getting off the plane)
Diane- Bye Everyone Its been a joyous experience.
Everyone- *mutters*
(She then rents a car and arrives at Cheers she gets there and sees that all the windows are boarded up and the sign says “closed”)
Diane- ::looks at it for a little bit::
(Fade out)
Part 2
Diane-*she gets back into her car and drives over to Lilith’s apartment, she knocks on her door*
Lilith- *she answers the door* Hello
Diane- Hi Lilith, Its Diane may I come in?
Lilith- I guess so…..
Diane- Thanks. *she looks worried*
Lilith- Something must be wrong.. Sit down.
Diane- Thank you…..
Lilith- Whats wrong? I’m off duty from work but for you I can make an exception and a cheaper rate.
Diane- Thanks I guess. It all started when I had a vacation from work so I decided to come and visit Sam as a surprise. I got on a plane and had a wonderful flight. Then I went to Cheers and all the windows were boarded up…..so then I came here
Lilith- Don’t you know?
Diane- Know What?
Sam- Sam is getting married.
Diane- What?
Lilith- Yes….Didn’t he tell you?
Diane- No I don’t believe so….
Lilith- He said all he wanted was a small ceremony….him and his fiancé Jackie are getting married tonight at St. Paul’s Church.
Diane- I have to go see him..
Lilith- On his wedding night? No I think you should stay here you may ruin his whole wedding.
Diane- But I have to see him……I need to see him tonight.
Lilith- Why? Can’t you see him tomorrow?
Diane- No because I L-L-L-ove Sam.
Lilith- What? You can’t be serious
Diane- I didn’t come for a visit I came to see Sam to tell him that I love him.
Lilith- Well you can’t see him tonight..
Diane- I have to….
Lilith- That wouldn’t be practical I’ve had experience with this, It doesn’t work out.
Diane- I have to see him
Lilith- Diane….W---
(Before she could finish Diane was out the door and on her way to the church)
Lilith- I never really liked her….that much…
(Fade Out)
Part 3
(Diane got back in her car and drove over to the church….)
Diane- *she runs in* STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sam and his fiance turn around surprised)
Sam- Diane……Is something wrong?
Diane- I love you.
Sam- I don’t love you
Jean- He loves me
Minister- You may now kiss the bride Sam
(They Kiss)
Diane- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAM!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Diane wakes up in her house)
Diane-*dials up the airport* Hello this is Diane Chambers I’m sorry to cancel at the last minute but I won’t be able to make Flight 6573 to Boston. Thank You. Bye *she hangs up the phone and goes back to sleep*
(To Be Continued?)