There is no escaping our insanity... Which u know because we have another insane one going... But weve run out of ideas without Jinny being drunk so MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Heres Drunk 2. We have many more inside jokes to use here. This begins....... 6 months in the future and... Everything is the same except Jinnys hair is like 3 inches longer... but its only that way because In every story I do I have already found a way to make her have long hair so when mine gets long I can PRETEND we have the same hair wtf am I talking about as if u care...

Magda: *since Jinnys late she just says it* Cd... Do you remember like... God, over a year ago when Jinny marched in here and was like... Drunk off her ass singing lil kim and called captain a cucmber and the whole pig queen thing?
CD: How could I forget?
Nate: What are you talking about?
Magda: Jinny came in here once drunk and she was dancing and singing these songs and calling herself queen of things and...
CD: *stands up and throws jacket over shoulder like a cape* COME QUICKLY RIDE THE PIG! *laughs hysterically*
Raina:.... Ride the pig?
Magda: Oh that was so funny... And then she like broke her toe on her car and rapped to Nelly and held herself hostage in Kates office!
Kate: *comes out and acts like Jinny did* You magda! You shall be my princess! Princess of the Eggplant!! MWAHA!
Raina: Wow, you have a sense of humor...
Kate:... Yeah.
Jinny: *walks in and is rally drunk but tries to keep it under control and sits down but sits ont he very edge of her chair and it falls over*
Raina: *laughing her ass off*
Jinny: *slurring* HUSH EVIL DEMONIC COW! You shall forever be my evil human stink minion!!!!!!! MOO!
Magda:............. crap.

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oh common. u hafta post more! this is HILARIOUS!!!

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo
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DITTO! GEEZUS! Be prepared for another 1! lol! MORE PLEASE!

LOL! MORE!!!!!

Raina: Whaaaaat?!
Jin: Shut the **** up before I bitch slap you across the BLOO ocean made of GREEN jello to the island of Nymph where you shall suffer a long miserable excruciating DEATH by boiling it a pot of COLD milk while Swines and dust bunnies dance around you singing THE DOOM SONG REMIX!!!
Raina: *covers mouth*
Mag: JIN!! Calm ya self!
Jin: YOU!! Curly haired being of the waterworld...YOU SHALL HELP ME REIGN!! *kisses her on the lips really fast*
Mag: EWWWW!! Jin!! *wipes off mouth*
Jin: And you!! *points to Teddy who is in Caps office talking about a case* You hot sexy hunk of...............MAN that you aRE!! *pulls him out and sits him in her chair* You shall............MOOOOO!!
Teddy: ....moo? What the HELL?
Jin: *stares at him evilly* You will be my hoe. MWAHAMAMAMAMA! *ties him to the chair with her jacket*
CD: *comes at her to try to tackle her from behind*
Jin: DON'T TOUCHETH MEETH!! *moves out of the way so CD goes flying into the wall*
Jin: MWAHAMAMAMA! *dances around and humps Mags leg*
Mag: *screams* GET HER OFF OF MEEEEE!!!

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LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THIS LIMBO LOAFIE WANTS MMMMMMMMMOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!

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Teddy: *grabbs Jinny and sits her down* (all nicey nice) Jin... Hun... (screaming) WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?
Jinny: *grabbs teddy pushes him back on the desk gets on top of him and kisses him like shes gonna have sex with him then gets up* I'm cow tipping! COWS RULE!!! ALL BOW TO, I, QUEEN COW!!!!!! *does the sponge like spongebob did* Yah do the sponge sponge, ya do the sponge!
Mag: *notices Jinnys duffle bag is moving* Ummm... Jinny...
Jinny: Yes moosie? *stops doing the sponge*
Mag: Whats in your duffle bag?
Jinny:............ SUPPLIEEEEEEEEES!
Mag: Why are they moving?
Jinny: *almost sounds sober* Oh I;d be glad to show you. *bends over bag so nobody can see whats in it then she turns around holding gerbils* FREE THE GERBILS! *starts throwing live gerbils around the room... 100 gerbils to be exact*
Mag: *one lands in her hair* OMG OMG OMG!!! GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME! (the gerbil wiggles and gets stuck in her hair*
Teddy: *treis to get it off but he gets hit with a gerbil*
Jinny: *finally runs out of gerbils* HAHAH! U gargantuin creatures of doom! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MOOSE! *throws the very last gerbil and hits raina with it*

*People are now running around trying to catch the gerbils and Jinnys just laughin her ass off*

Capt: *comes out of office and sees gerbils* AHHHHHH! *jumps and sits on rainas desk with feet up* WHAT... WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?!?! Why are there rats everywhere!?!?
Jinny: They're gerbils! AAAAHAHA! I have gerbiltized! MWAHAHAHA! *dances among the gerbils* We are the wooooorld, we are the children! We are the ones who make a brighter day so lets start *steps on something that crunches* *lifts up foor* Ewww... Gerbil...

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OMG, LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMOOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!

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Kate: Eeeexcuse me... *hops across the desks into the hall and runs into the bathroom to barf*
Mag: *walks over to Jinny and cringes because of the now 99 gerbils running around her* JINNAY!!!
Jin: MMMMAGDA!!
Mag: *slaps her* Stop this!!! You know you've done this b4.
Jin: *sings* IIIIIIIIII am drunk drunk drunk!! Innnn the mmmmmooooooooooooooonlight! Drunk drunk drunk!! *pulls out an air gituar* *screams* DDDDRRRRUUUUNNK!!!!!! NANANANAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NAAAAANAAAAAA!!!! NANANANAAAAAA!!!!
Teddy: *tries to sneak out the door*
Jin: And just WHERE in hell do you think YOUR going, Mr. Hottpants?
Teddy: ....home.
Jin: Not if I can help it!! *walks over to him really sexily* I have new underwear...
Teddy: How...nice. YES! Nice.
Jin: Wanna see?? ... GOOD! *pulls him into Kate's office and locks the door and closes all the blinds*
Mag: *outside of kates office* Ohhhh my gawd. Poor Teddy...LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!
Jin: *pushes a button under Kates desk that locks off the entire floor* AAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAA!!!!

ok loaf.

Magda and Cd and Raina: *run to evevator and it wont work*
Magda: OPEN DAMNIT!!!
CD: Ill check the stairs! *runs down the hall a bit and starts fighting with the door* AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Were trapped! She's trapped us! Why is this happening? Why does this always happen!?
Raina: Magda umm... Theres a gerbil in your hair.
Mag: I know.
Raina: *starts pickin at it* Dont worry I'll get it out... Ive gotten ALOT of things stuck in my hair before... usually not living rodents but neverhtelass...

*bak in caps office*

Teddy: Jinny I really dont think this is such a good idea... You should just go home... and sleep it off and come back when ur brain is funtioning properly...
Jinny: MY BRAIN HAS NEVER FUNTIONED PROPERLY!!! Now have u rupert?
Teddy: ......Who's rupert?
Jinny: MY BRAIN YOU SWINE!... Come herrrrrrrre... *jumps on him and pushes him doiwn on captains desk*
Teddy: Jinny.. please... *his forehead gets really sweaty and hes like stuttering* This really isnt a good idea...
Jinny: *starts kissing his neck*
Teddy: Jinny if you'd just wait a second maybe we could talk and get you... a phychiatrist....................... O screw it! *him and Jinny... yeah u get the point and then they walk out of the office to find everyone sitting down and the gerbils running around*
Captain: I cant believe... You had sex... IN MY OFFICE!
Jinny: On your desk!
Captain: Oh mother of poop...
Jinny: Mother of poop? POOP!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHA! I like poop.
Magda:*rainas still trying to get the gerbil out of her hair*....... Interesting.
Jinny: *walks by and casually puts a gerbil on caps head*
Captain: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs around in circles flailing arms* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! HELP ME!!! RODENT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jinny: Haha you minion of the poop! Feel the wrath of the head rodent! HE SHALL EAT YOUR BRAIN FOR DINNER NOW!
Captain: *still running in circles* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jinny: You shall all feel the wrath... OF S!
CD: I'm almost afraid to ask... Who or what is S?
Jinny: S stands for Snake... Meet S EVERYONE! FEEL S'S WRATH UPON YOUR TINY FRAIL BYOTTOCKS! *pulls a 12 foot long boa constrictor out of her desk drawer and sticks it in teddys pants.*

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Teddy: *turns pale*
Mag: Jinny! Come on now...*walks over to her with Raina close behind picking out the rodent* TAke the snake out of Teddy's pants!!
Jin: He was bad in there! *points to Kates office* HE WAS NO GOOD!
CD: Um.............
Nate: *walks up behind Jin and grabs her* I got her!
Jin: Oh yeah, baby! YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME! *reaches around and smacks his ass*
Teddy: *standing VERY still*
Mag: Um...um...ok, sit her down in the chair!
Nate: *puts her in the chair and stands over her so she won't get up*
CD: Anybody got any rope??
Jin: *pulls a bottle of Vodka out of her shirt and chugs it*
Mag: Use this! *pulls out 57467987 feet of ribbon*
Nate: *ties her up*
Jin: *throws the bottle up against the wall and smashes it* I SHALL PREVAIL!!
Teddy: *whimpers*
Mag: Oh...yeah...TEDDY! Nate! Get it out of his pants!
Nate: No way!!
Mag: You do it, CD!
Jin: I'LL DO IT! *really sweet voice* Come here baby...
Teddy: *inches over towards Jin*
Jin: But I can't do it all tied up!! LET ME GO!


OK loaf.

CD: I dont know if thats such a good idea..
Teddy: I dont care... Just get the damn snake out of my pants...
Raina: *finally gets gerbil out* MWAHAHAHAHA I HAVE PREVAILED! *everyone stares atr her*.......... nevermind.
CD: *unties Jin*
Jin: Ok lemmed see here *reaches in his pants*
Teddy: OW!
Jin: Oopsies! Well that wasnt the snake... *finally pulls it out and pets it* gooooooood snake.. niiiiiiice snake...
Teddy: *runs across room*
Jin: PET THE SNAKE MAGDA!!!!!!!!
Magda: NO! Stay away from me!
JIn: You know you want to! *sticks snake in mags face*
Mag: AHH! OMG!!! *leans back and chair falls over backwards*
Jin: Oh you are such a poopie head.
Raina: Were you trying to insult her or something? I thought you liked poop!
Jinny: Hush rodent picker! You shall forever serve me as a loyal and faithful swine! Your name shall now be GRAPEFRUIT BUTT!!!!! For you have a large butt shaped like a grapefruit!
Raina: Excuuuuuuuuuse me!?!?
Jinny: You heard my, butty butt butt! Big byootocks!
Raina: AT least I have some... Byottocks!
Jinny:... U sayin I have an ugly ass? I do not have an ugly ass! Turns around and slapps ass at Raina* Its a very hott ass.
Raina: *thinking: oh what the **** ever... Shes drunk* yes jinny... right... hott... mmm hmm.
Jinny: Oh you really think Im hott!
Raina: I did not say that!
Jinny: Yes u did! *kisses raina* Holy toadlumps rotting on a log.. niiiiiiiiice.

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:lol: Oh this is....gooooood. LOL U hafta post more peoples!!!

Originally posted by Jinny Girl
Jin: Ok lemmed see here *reaches in his pants*
Teddy: OW!
Jin: Oopsies! Well that wasnt the snake...

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Raina: ..........get away from me!! You child molester!
Jin: YOU ARE NOT A CHILD, MY GOOD KISSER! *puts arm around her*
Raina: jinny.....get....OFF!! *locks herself in Caps office*
Mag: So Caps barfin and Raina's locked in the office...who goes next?? ....or maybe...I shouldn't ask.
Jin: So CD...
CD: Yes...Jinny?
Jin: You ever kissed a girl?
CD: No....and not planning on it!!
Jin: Ohhhh my blonde brownie...thats what you think!
CD: I am not food you BEAST!
Jin: *runs at her and plants a big one on her*
CD: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Raina!! LET ME INNNN!!! *hides in the desk drawer of...her desk*
Jin: *laffs evilly and picks up a gerbil and sits in her chair and pets it* Nice evil gerbil..yes your mommie luffs you! Yeeees she does!!
Mag: Um Jin...why are there twice as many gerbils here than what you brought??
Jin: THEY ARE MULTIPLYING!!! AHHHAHAHA!!! We shall take over the world together!! Me, you, AND THE GERBILS!!
Mag: Um...no.
Jin: Fine. *cries*
Mag: Whats wrong?? *comes over to her*
Jin: I...I...I just wanted to take over the world with you!! *sniff*
Teddy: Oookay...
Nate: Ok...I'm leaving...
Jin: You can't, FRUMPAY!
Teddy: The doors...they're locked off.
Nate: ........damnit.


MWAHAAMAMMAMAAMA!!! Yo turn, FRUMPAY

Nate:..... I'll... Jump out the window! *opens door and all the gerbils run out*
Jinny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *jumps through the air* COME BACK!
Teddy: *catches Jinny while nate attempts to jump out a window* Jinny why dont u be a good girl and unlock the doors?
Jinny: NO!
Teddy: Ill sleep with you!
Jinny: Good cow lord mother of **** NO!!!!!! *jumps away from him*
Magda: Damn u must really be... bad...
Jinny: Yes he is. And hes not hott either!
Teddy: *goes into the bathroom to sob because of the painful blow to his ego*
Nate: *comes back in* I dont fit out the window.....
Jinny: Hello natiepoo...
Nate:.......... no.
Jinny: But I didn't even ask yet! *jumps on him and kisses him... and he doesnt fight her and she starts to push him back onto a desk*
Magda: OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! STOP IT NOW! *pulls jinny off of him* thats just wrong... very wrong*
Jinny: YOU DEMONIC CEATURE OF THE SWINELIKE COWS! You shall forever wait on me as my loyal and faithfull servant! Otherwise I would be forced to fly you to a foreign land called... NEW JERSEY and have your limbs torn off by rabbid STD infected gold fish cows!
Magda: ...Whats a goldfish cow....... And Jinny whered the snake go?
Jinny: AH! S! S HAS VANISHED! O HEAR ME LORD OF THE DIMENTED COW UTTERS! BRING S BACK TO ME!!!! HEAR ME NOW!!!... AND BRING RAINA BACK WHILE UR AT IT!
Raina: *comes out of kates office* Ok Jinny heres the deal... U let me go now... And I'll... do... anything.
Jiny: Anything? MWAHA.... MWAAHA! MWWWWWWAAHAHAHHAHAH!
Raina: *thinking: shes not gonna remmber I said this in the morning* Ok fine.
Jinny: Ok *pushes raina into kates office and locks door*
Raina: crap.
Jiny: *tries to kiss her*
Raina: Back away you rodent loving HOE!
Jinny: I am no hoe youz da hoe!
Raina: I aint no hoe!
Jinny: Yes u is!
Raina: No I aint!
Jinny: Yes u is!
Raina: No I aint!
Jinny: *kisses her until rainas about to die of lack of oxygen* Now u is!

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OMG!!! this is HILARIOUS! u hafta post more!!!

I'm speechless. I mean, seriously speechless

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
I'm speechless. I mean, seriously speechless

and is that a good thing?!?!? HAH! MORE PLEASE GIRLIES!

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl
and is that a good thing?!?!?

ah......... heh.

Raina: Jin...I don't think this is such a good idea!!
Jin: ...I do!! *kisses her again*

*ouside the office...again*

Teddy: *banging on the door* Jin!! Let her out of there!
Jin: *crackes door open* What? You want in on the action too? *grabs him by the shirt colar and drags him in*
Teddy: *screaming* NOOOOO!!!!!!
Jin: Evil COW dragon of the gerbil mowers!!! *shuts door*

Mag: Mmmmkay....

*30 minutes later they all come piling out the door*

Raina: *sits in her chair and falls over into the floor*
Teddy: I'm just gonnaaa.....go...over there! *points to a large purple stuffed cow chair and sits in it*
Jin: NO!!! Evil demonic being of the Ficceroni and Speese!! THAT IS MY CHAIH! Get away! *throws him out and sits in it and 534654 more gerbils have multipled and they all run out from under the chair when she sits down*


i knoo thats not much...but i am cookin dinnah and were about to eaaaaaaaaaat!

Captain: *has herself sitting ontop of Mags desk because of the gerbils* Jinny that chair is very ugly... take it back home!
Jinny:............. HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PURPLE COW CHAIH U GONAD IN STRIFE! YOU SHALL NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF THE INKY GREEN BLOB IN ROCKO'S FRIDGE!!!
Captain: Who;s rocko?
Jinny: THE SILICON BREAST INHANCER!
CD: Thats very very intersting Jinny. *rolls eyes.*
Jinny: Yes... yes it is... oh god.. *runs into bathroom*
Capt: *starts to step down but sees a gerbil and jums back up* U know mag ur her friend u should talk to her... heh..
Magda: Yeah and... Umm... Unlock the doors and call an exterminator please... These gerbils are making me ill...

*In bathroom*
Jinny: *throws up*
Magda: I hate to say it Jin but this is all your fault...
Jinny: *coughs and throws up again*
Magda: If you were going to go into Drunk mode and act all idiotic you should have stayed home!
Jinny: *throws up*
Magda: ............Damn... Jin.. How much did you drink?
Jinny: *walks out holding onto wall* Too much.
Magda: Well thats obvious.
Jinny: *is still drunk but not nearly as drunk* *walks over to bench and sits down*
Magda: What's wrong with u? I expected that eventually ud get drunk again... but I never expected to have to go through the same hell as I did last year with you! God! Well I should consider myself lucky! At least u didn't start screaming "RIDE THE PIGS AND ASPARAGUS!" again!!!
Jinny: Look... sorry ok. I need to go home now. *gets up and opens bathroom door and gerbils run in* omg... call a damn exterminator!!! *leaves and drives home even tho shes still a tad drunk*

*inside*

Jphn Sr: Jinny... I just got the most interesting call from you captain...

Dont worry... this is not the end in the insanity!.. but seriously someone can only stay drunk for so long at 1 time!...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jinny Girl
[B]Captain: *has herself sitting ontop of Mags desk because of the gerbils* Jinny that chair is very ugly... take it back home!
Jinny:............. HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PURPLE COW CHAIH U GONAD IN STRIFE! YOU SHALL NOW FEEL THE WRATH OF THE INKY GREEN BLOB IN ROCKO'S FRIDGE!!![QUOTE]


Thats funny! HAHAHA!!! :lol:

Jin: What captian? There are lots of captains. Captain America, Captain Crunch, Ca-
John Sr.: Jinny! Stop! You know what I'm talking about.
Jinny: OK, yes, fine. I know!!
John Sr.: ......why?!?!!? WWHyyyy did you do this? AGAIN!
Jinny: I was...drunk!
John Sr.: So you blame all this on your drunkeness...which was your falt to begin with?!
Jinny: ...yes.
John Sr.: Gawd...Jin...that's why you went to rehab! I thought you stopped!
Jinny: 99% of addicts go back, Dad.
John Sr.: Damnit, Jinny! *storms out the door*
Jinny: Byeeeeee! *walks over to the stereo and turns on the radio* Shake it fast! *dances* Watch ya self! Shake it fast! Show me what ya workin' wif!
**phone rings**
Jin: *screaming over the music* HELLO?!?!
Mag: Jin? What's going on??
Jin: Just having....a party! Yup! *looks around and no ones there* Just a couple of friends over...not something that you would like to come to...ya know! *turns music down a little*
Mag: ...then why are there no voices?
Jin: *pretending to talk to someone* Oh ya..the beers over there! Watch out for the moldy cheese tho.
Mag: Jin, I'm comin' over!
Jin: ...no you're not!
Mag: *hangs up and leafs*

OK, loaf, just 4 u...a night night story!

LMBO!!!!!!!!!! :rotflmao:

LUZZZING IT, MORE!!!!!!

Thank u! I needed a nighty night stoowy!

Jinny: Crrrrrrrrap. Crap crap. crapity crappy jack...
*57438597978435738 seonds later mag gets there and Jinny is pretending shes not there*
Magda: COME ON JIN I KNOW UR IN THERE UR CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY!!! *pounds on door*
Jinny: *eats a milano cookie*
Magda: JINNNNNNNNYY!
Jinny: *eats another milano*
Magda: JINNY I......... *the windows open* (climbs in window and Jinnys eating milanos and doesnt notice her) HI!
Jinny: *coughs on a milano* How the hell did u get in here!?!?!?
Magda: I climbed through the window! Theres no party here! Why did u say trhere was a party!?
Jinny:............. Milano? *holds cookie out towards her*
Magda: ....no...
Jinny: I said that so ud GO AWAY!
Magda: All I wanted to ask was "Are you feeling beter"
Jinny: You soxie cow! Feel the wrath of the wrath of Alyssa Milano! *thorws cookie at Magda*
Magda: *cookie hits her on the shoulder.* That answers my question...
Jinny: GIVE ME BACK MY COOKIE YOU THEIF!!!
Magda: Jin... U threw the cookie at me!
Jiny: UR A THRIF AND A LIAR!!!!!! LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
Magda: Did u have anything else to drink?
Jinny: NO!!! I'm still drunk from the last 573453485727438675462542 drinks I had!
Magda: Jin maybe you should try to sleep it off.. Like before u do anything else stupid.
Jinny: *eats a milano*

ur turn loafatomus...

LMBO, LOAFATOMUS, POST MORE OF DIS GREAT FIC! :D

this is so funnay! u gotta post more!!

POST MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg. this is some FUNNAY ASS story!!!!!! More!

Ok well its Ks turn and since Ks gona insane i dont know if she wants to post more. If you want more story harrass K. it might work.

MOO