View Full Version : Ralph Kramden, a NY NHL fan? (Part 7)


Frank Gannucci
05-07-2013, 10:11 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 6-4.)

(Alice & Trixie are playing cards.)

Alice: "Trixie, you know our boys are going to be coming home any second praising the Islanders for tying the series."

Trixie: "I know. They should be coming home any minute."

(Ralph & Ed enter.)

Ralph: "Hiya girls."

Ed: "What a game. The Islanders came back from a one goal deficit and evened the series."

Ralph: "Yes, our goal of seeing the Rangers and Islanders meeting each other in the third round are getting better."

Ed: "You should have seen McGarrity in the hallway. He was upset."

Alice: "Oh, he was?"

Ralph: "Yes, that loudmouth was upset. He is just like the Penguins. He has two left feet. Ha ha ha."

Ed: "I know that my co-workers are going to be excited. They love the fact that the Islanders play by the water."

McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. YOUR TEAMS WILL LOSE."

(Ralph goes to the window.)

Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, WHO IS IT THAT EVERYONE HATES IN THIS BUILDING? WHO IS IT THAT IS WEAK? WHO IS IT THAT IS A LOUDMOUTH? WHO IS IT THAT IS GOING TO BE UPSET WHEN THEIR TEAM OR TEAMS DON'T WIN THE CUP. WHO IS IT?"

Everyone (from outside, yells): "RALPH KRAMDEN!"

(Ralph is upset. Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEET OUT!"

(Ed leaves.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)