Frank Gannucci
05-07-2013, 10:11 PM
(The NY Islanders beat the Pittsburgh Penguins 6-4.)
(Alice & Trixie are playing cards.)
Alice: "Trixie, you know our boys are going to be coming home any second praising the Islanders for tying the series."
Trixie: "I know. They should be coming home any minute."
(Ralph & Ed enter.)
Ralph: "Hiya girls."
Ed: "What a game. The Islanders came back from a one goal deficit and evened the series."
Ralph: "Yes, our goal of seeing the Rangers and Islanders meeting each other in the third round are getting better."
Ed: "You should have seen McGarrity in the hallway. He was upset."
Alice: "Oh, he was?"
Ralph: "Yes, that loudmouth was upset. He is just like the Penguins. He has two left feet. Ha ha ha."
Ed: "I know that my co-workers are going to be excited. They love the fact that the Islanders play by the water."
McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. YOUR TEAMS WILL LOSE."
(Ralph goes to the window.)
Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, WHO IS IT THAT EVERYONE HATES IN THIS BUILDING? WHO IS IT THAT IS WEAK? WHO IS IT THAT IS A LOUDMOUTH? WHO IS IT THAT IS GOING TO BE UPSET WHEN THEIR TEAM OR TEAMS DON'T WIN THE CUP. WHO IS IT?"
Everyone (from outside, yells): "RALPH KRAMDEN!"
(Ralph is upset. Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(Alice & Trixie are playing cards.)
Alice: "Trixie, you know our boys are going to be coming home any second praising the Islanders for tying the series."
Trixie: "I know. They should be coming home any minute."
(Ralph & Ed enter.)
Ralph: "Hiya girls."
Ed: "What a game. The Islanders came back from a one goal deficit and evened the series."
Ralph: "Yes, our goal of seeing the Rangers and Islanders meeting each other in the third round are getting better."
Ed: "You should have seen McGarrity in the hallway. He was upset."
Alice: "Oh, he was?"
Ralph: "Yes, that loudmouth was upset. He is just like the Penguins. He has two left feet. Ha ha ha."
Ed: "I know that my co-workers are going to be excited. They love the fact that the Islanders play by the water."
McGarrity (from upstairs, yells): "HEY KRAMDEN, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. YOUR TEAMS WILL LOSE."
(Ralph goes to the window.)
Ralph (yells): "MCGARRITY, WHO IS IT THAT EVERYONE HATES IN THIS BUILDING? WHO IS IT THAT IS WEAK? WHO IS IT THAT IS A LOUDMOUTH? WHO IS IT THAT IS GOING TO BE UPSET WHEN THEIR TEAM OR TEAMS DON'T WIN THE CUP. WHO IS IT?"
Everyone (from outside, yells): "RALPH KRAMDEN!"
(Ralph is upset. Ed laughs.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GET OUT! GEEEEEEEEET OUT!"
(Ed leaves.)
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience cheers.)
Jackie: "Thank you. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)