(The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the NY Rangers 5-4.)

(Ralph Kramden is calling WFAN to get on the Boomer & Carlton In The Morning.)

Boomer Eiason: "What a dissappointing Islander game last night. The Islanders lost 5-4 to the Penguins. We got a caller. It is Ralph Kramden from Brooklyn."

Ralph: "Hello?"

Craig Carlton (imitating Jerry Seinfeld): "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO! LA, LA, LA!"

(Ralph laughs.)

Carlton: "What is on your mind Mr. Kramden buddy boy."

Ralph: "Hello guys. I am calling on my break down at the Gotham Bus Company. I saw that Islander game. What a dissapointment."

(Ed comes down.)

Ed (loudly and not knowing that Ralph is on the phone): "HEY RALPH-IE BOY!"

Ralph: "Quiet Norton. I am on the phone. I am talking to Boomer and Carlton."

Boomer: "Boy, this is a first for us."

Ed (over phone and not knowing that his voice is heard): "Boomer and Carlton. I listen to their show every day down where I work in the sewer."

Carlton: "I think I might lose my breakfast."

Ralph: "Norton, you are embarrassing me. I want to talk about that Islander game yesterday."

Ed: "Oh yeah. I was upset too. All the people down in the sewer want a Rangers/Islanders third round matchup."

Ralph (yells): "NORTON YOU NUT! YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME."

Boomer: "Well, I think that the Penguins are a better team."

Ralph: "They are? Those Penguins players all have left feet. If I was on the ice, I would be unstoppable."

Ed (over phone and not knowing that his voice is being heard): "If you were on the ice, you would slip through the cracks."

Ralph (yells): "OKAY NORTON! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP!"

Craig Carlton: "That takes care of him. Next call please."

(Meanwhile people break up Ralph & Ed fighting.)

(Jackie walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "How sweet it is."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "Ladies and gentlemen, we couldn't get Boomer Eiason and Craig Carlton down here because of their job in New York. But, I am sure that they would love to be down here in Miami Beach."

(Audience cheers.)

Jackie: "And they know that the Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)

These skits with Ralph and Ed discussing the NBA & NHL would be appropriate if the subject material was about the NBA & NHL of the 50's & 60's. For obvious reasons, having Ralph and Ed discuss modern day NBA & NHL in 2013 just doesn't ring true.

These skits with Ralph and Ed discussing the NBA & NHL would be appropriate if the subject material was about the NBA & NHL of the 50's & 60's. For obvious reasons, having Ralph and Ed discuss modern day NBA & NHL in 2013 just doesn't ring true.
I know what you are trying to say. I got the idea for these skits from someone on the old honeymooners.net message board. I don't know who it was but they written a skit that talked about the Knicks/Heat series from 2000.

I know what you are trying to say. I got the idea for these skits from someone on the old honeymooners.net message board. I don't know who it was but they written a skit that talked about the Knicks/Heat series from 2000.

Also, I write these skits just for people's enjoyment.