Zoneboy
08-22-2012, 09:37 PM
Yesterday I went to Goodwill and bought a few 45 RPM records and when I got to the register the teenage cashier questioned me about them.
Her: What are these things?
Me: Records or more specifically, 45 RPM records.
Her: 45 RPM?
Me: 45 revolutions per-minute.
Her: Do they still work?
Me: Yes but maybe not as well since there are a few scratches.
Her: How do they work?
Me: I could show you if you had a turntable in the store.
Her: What's a turntable?
Me: You've never seen a turntable?
Her: I probably have but I'm not sure.
Me: It's used to play records.
Her: But how do you get the sound out of the record?
Me: With a stylus.
Her? A stylus?
Me: Some people call it a needle.
Her: Like a sewing needle?
Me: Lord no!
Her: Ok, your total is $10.75.
Me: Thanks, I've got to get going and other customers are coming this way. If you have anymore questions just ask your father. On second thought, make that your grandfather.
Her: What are these things?
Me: Records or more specifically, 45 RPM records.
Her: 45 RPM?
Me: 45 revolutions per-minute.
Her: Do they still work?
Me: Yes but maybe not as well since there are a few scratches.
Her: How do they work?
Me: I could show you if you had a turntable in the store.
Her: What's a turntable?
Me: You've never seen a turntable?
Her: I probably have but I'm not sure.
Me: It's used to play records.
Her: But how do you get the sound out of the record?
Me: With a stylus.
Her? A stylus?
Me: Some people call it a needle.
Her: Like a sewing needle?
Me: Lord no!
Her: Ok, your total is $10.75.
Me: Thanks, I've got to get going and other customers are coming this way. If you have anymore questions just ask your father. On second thought, make that your grandfather.