View Full Version : 10 Commandments of A Teenager
StrudelBone 01-28-2002, 11:42 PM I just got this in an email.
1) U shall not sneak out when parents r sleeping.
(y wait?)
2) U shall not do drugz.
(alcohol last longer)
3) U shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart haz a bigger selection)
4) U shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(destruction haz a bigger effect)
5) U shall not steel from ur parents.
(every1 knowz grandma haz more money)
6) U shall not get in fightz.
(just start them)
7) U shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) U shall not strip in class.
(hooterz payz more)
9) U shall not think about having sex.
(as nike sayz just do it)
10) U shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave 'em in da middle)
Bootsy Whoosh 01-28-2002, 11:49 PM Amusing. I can see though, that the author has obviously skipped every day of school in their life.
StrudelBone 01-28-2002, 11:51 PM Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh
Amusing. I can see though, that the author has obviously skipped every day of school in their life.
I know lol
Chocoholic 01-29-2002, 12:16 AM :crazy: :talk: :lol: :happyface :rotflmao: :stupid: :eyes:
StrudelBone 01-29-2002, 12:44 AM Originally posted by gbscott1954
Sturdelbone, I think these comments on teenagers is totally
in bad taste. No all teenagers drink alcohol or shoplift and not
all teenagers show disrespect to their parents or to elderly
people, and I think you should not post things like this.
The intention of me posting this was not to put down teenagers. I KNOW not all teenagers are like that, because, I am one, and I dont do those things. I was simply posting an email I got for entertainment.
Ags2000 01-29-2002, 12:50 AM Originally posted by gbscott1954
Sturdelbone, I think these comments on teenagers is totally
in bad taste. No all teenagers drink alcohol or shoplift and not
all teenagers show disrespect to their parents or to elderly
people, and I think you should not post things like this.
Lay off of Brandon and take a chill pill. He posted a joke. A joke is all it is. Don't take it so seriously. I think it is pretty funny myself. I've already sent it to my sister and mother and they were both laughing hysterically.
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StrudelBone 01-29-2002, 12:52 AM Originally posted by Ags2000
Lay off of Brandon and take a chill pill. He posted a joke. A joke is all it is. Don't take it so seriously. I think it is pretty funny myself. I've already sent it to my sister and mother and they were both laughing hysterically.
D
Thanks D :)
Chocoholic 01-29-2002, 12:58 AM Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".
Ags2000 01-29-2002, 01:02 AM Originally posted by WingsFan
Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".
LOL :rotflmao: LOL
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StrudelBone 01-29-2002, 01:05 AM Originally posted by WingsFan
Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".
:lol:
Bootsy Whoosh 01-29-2002, 01:06 AM Originally posted by WingsFan
Just ignore him. He has no sense of humor. And God forbid you should mention that there are some police officers out there who should be fired or you'll be labelled as "anti-police".
Ha ha! So true! :rolleyes:
Ags2000 01-29-2002, 02:22 AM Originally posted by gbscott1954
I didn't say it was "anti-police" to say some police officers should
be fired. Those who break the law or act in an unprofessional
manner should be disciplined or fired.
Just out of curiosity...how old are you?
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StrudelBone 01-29-2002, 02:24 AM Originally posted by Ags2000
Just out of curiosity...how old are you?
D
I've been wondering that too.
StrudelBone 01-29-2002, 07:28 AM Originally posted by gbscott1954
I'm 25, you stupid jerk! Go read my profile!
I did read your profile. It has nothing about your age whatsoever.
And, whats with the attitude? It's just a question. :angryfire
Break it up! :boxing:
Go to neutral corners!
StrudelBone 01-29-2002, 10:32 AM Originally posted by TJ
Break it up! :boxing:
Go to neutral corners!
Sorry TJ
Ags2000 01-29-2002, 12:57 PM Originally posted by gbscott1954
I'm 25, you stupid jerk! Go read my profile!
HEY!!! Lay off of Brandon. I'm the one that asked the question. He just agreed with me asking the question. If you want to get mad at anybody go for somebody closer to your own age like me!
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Chocoholic 01-29-2002, 01:15 PM Originally posted by gbscott1954
I didn't say it was "anti-police" to say some police officers should
be fired. Those who break the law or act in an unprofessional
manner should be disciplined or fired.
You said one time that I was "smearing the police of this country" when I don't even recall ever saying anything negative about police in the first place, other than maybe saying that I'd wish they'd stop shooting black people and acting like minorities are breaking the law before they've even done anything wrong. I happen to respect police a lot a huge majority of the time.
Babes_Cat 01-29-2002, 04:19 PM Originally posted by StrudelBone
I just got this in an email.
8) U shall not strip in class.
(hooterz payz more)
9) U shall not think about having sex.
(as nike sayz just do it)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
MrsGarrettRocksMySocks 01-29-2002, 06:41 PM :lol: :confused:
Warm & Fuzzy 01-30-2002, 09:53 PM LOL! those are great, Brandon. Who sent them to you? lol
Kay Scarpetta 01-30-2002, 09:56 PM Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
LOL! those are great, Brandon. Who sent them to you? lol
I got 'em in a chain letter one time.. I'll send them to you next time I get them :)
Babes_Cat 01-30-2002, 10:01 PM Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
I got 'em in a chain letter one time.. I'll send them to you next time I get them :)
Yeah, I've gotten them a couple of times too.
-*Forever*- 01-30-2002, 10:27 PM :lol:
:rotflmao:
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