We started doing this in the Freedon thread, but I think out of respect for the woman missing on the Freedon, it should have its own thread. Let's see how many different cases we can blame Christopher Chichester for.

Personally, I think Chichester was Omar in the arson case.

BAHAHA, you actually made a thread. I love this.

1) He flew all the UFOs. Which means by default he abducted all the people who experienced Missing Time.
2) He fed Bonnie Wilder all that food to help her gain weight and then helped her diet afterwards to change her appearance.

This is an odd thread, but in all seriousness, he took advantage of a rich alcoholic woman and came in between her son and his wife and killed him and done God knows what to Linda Sohus.

He financed his life of crime by locating the Lost Dutchman mine after he had found the mystery rock for luck.

While he was in the UK, he was the executioner for the Chair of Death. And Nessie. Yes, I said it. Christopher Chichester IS the Loch Ness Monster. Now we know.

(And yes, 1990, this is an odd thread, that's kind of the point. It started elsewhere and I decided it needed its own thread.)

He is the Black Dahlia Killer, Zodiac Killer, and kidnapped Anthonette Cayedito, obviously

His drag queen name is Resurrection Mary!

He was the crazy/wacko from Detroit.

After that, he used the name "Michael Carmello" to lure Father Reynaldo Rivera to a rest stop where he abducted and murdered him shortly thereafter and did the same thing to Father John Kerrigan approx. 2 years later.

Once he gave up that alias, he moved to Los Angeles where he pretended to be a part of a gang known as the Playboys and was the man seen with Matthew Chase in the infamous ATM photo.

Christopher Chicester IS Ogopogo, Cadmosarus, El Chupacabra and the Mothman all at the same time---he's a shapeshifter.

He learned to parachute just after changing his name to Dan Cooper. He planted those bills found by the boy as part of his plan to escape detection.

I also heard he likes to hang out on the Grassy Knoll.

Contribution from my DH: He killed Kenny. He shot JR and Mr. Burns. Oh, and he killed Laura Palmer.

He is a "man in black!"

:jig:

Also:

-hairstylist to Tim McClure

-optometrist to everyone in the Randall Utterback case

-the original Skunk Ape :cool:

You el sickos will pay if you don't recognize he's the Circleville Writer.

You el sickos will pay if you don't recognize he's the Circleville Writer.

Nicely played.

You el sickos will pay if you don't recognize he's the Circleville Writer.

I'm having a bad day at work right now and this is SO the highlight of my day.

I shall now refer to my co-workers (in my head, of course) as "you el sickos"

:lol:

I'm having a bad day at work right now and this is SO the highlight of my day.

I shall now refer to my co-workers (in my head, of course) as "you el sickos"

:lol:

Glad to be of assistance. :p

I'm having a bad day at work right now and this is SO the highlight of my day.

I shall now refer to my co-workers (in my head, of course) as "you el sickos"

:lol:

Everytime they do something annoying, you can also exclaim "Hallelujah Bloody Jesus" in your head.

Everytime they do something annoying, you can also exclaim "Hallelujah Bloody Jesus" in your head.

:lol:

Chichester was the guy who tied up Dorothy Wacker, but he didn't send the notes.

Chichester sent the "El Sicko" letter to Robet Stack.

Chichester was Zodiac, but was only a boy at the time.

Chichester shot the sheriff but no one has yet to figure out who shot the Deputy.

Chichester (aka John Roberts) was the swing vote on the Supreme Court that upheld Obamacare.

Suggested to Yoko Ono that it might be a good idea to break up the Beatles.

He killed Kurt Cobain.

He's been harboring Judith Himes in Omaha since her disappearance.

Two words: crop circles.

He impregnated all the women who touched the Fertility Statues.

He impregnated all the women who touched the Fertility Statues.
That explains it! :lol:

He is responsible for the downfall of Unsolved Mysteries. And he may or may not have buried Robert Stack in the Sohus' backyard.

He IS the mysterious chupacabra.

He's the sole cause of "the hum".

Missing Time occurred when you were in Chichester's basement.

Aphrodisiacs only work because he gives you a secret back rub and massage after you eat one.

Missing Time occurred when you were in Chichester's basement.

Aphrodisiacs only work because he gives you a secret back rub and massage after you eat one.

Bahahaha!:lol:

Jesus on the cross opened his eyes because Christopher Chichester walked in and the big JC gave him the evil eye.

He is Dolly the sheep's real dad.

It was, in fact, Christopher Chichester who gave the Bordens 40 whacks.

He killed the crew of the Mary Celeste and then fled on a jet ski.

On June 30, 1908 in a remote Siberia forest near the Tunguska River, Christopher Chichester farted.

He gave Michael Swango his recipe for "extra spicy chicken."

He framed Roger Rabbit.

Chichester had a crush on Alan Mann so he possessed his sixteen-year-old wife so he could be in bed with him for a few minutes.

Christopher Chichester is responsible for the mysterious phone calls from Nebraska.

He was on the other end of the line with Barbara Helga King when she was talking on her phone everywhere she went.

He is in fact the leader of the "Twenty-Two Disciples of Hell", and I heard he drives a yellow Volkswagen.

He had a strange fascination with calling up people and pretending to be an evil french baby.

DB Chichester

He is the Octopus

Christopher Chichester is so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him.

And, he let the dogs out.

Christopher Chicester IS Ogopogo, Cadmosarus, El Chupacabra and the Mothman all at the same time---he's a shapeshifter.

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Dan Tondevold's bad acting.