I didn't know Lincoln was Jewish!
Do you want an enema?
Perry Mason would always jump up-that was when he was Perry Mason, now he's Ironside. He don't jump up no more!
Not now, Archie I ain't in the mood!
I saw something about a watch on Mannix once. Or was it Let's Make a Deal?
I think we oughta eat.

I am a KLEPA! :lol:

"Drink all your orange juice...you nevah know what part the Vitamin C will be in!"

"oh......ARCHIE!!!!:( "

"Uh!! :eek: Joey MADE A BOOM-BOOM!!!"

"Michael is my son-in-law...he's married to my Glor-i-awwww."

"Ohhh......MY!!"

"Gloria!! The next time I see you..you're gonna be mother!"
G: "And the next time I see YOU...you're gonna be a GRANDmother. And the next time I see Daddy...:lol:....He'll be WHITE!!!!"

"Archie....maybe you should let GOD decide....."


:lol:"WE AIN'T GOING TO DISNEY WORLD.....OR ANY OTHER WORLD!!!! STIFLE!!!"

Aaarrchieeee,how was your day?Lousy Edit get me a beer. First there was a frame with a big lion roaring.What,s the lion got to do with the movie?Oh it was a Metro Goldwyn Mayer picture. Ticka-lock.Don,t you remember when you was a kid,your mother told you ticka-lock,and your lips was sealed.Well ticka-lock and swallow the key. Happy birthday to you,happy birthday to you,happy birthday dear Gloria,happy birthday to you,I DON,T WANNA TALK TO YOU NO MORE. I,m gonna get away from you tonight Archie. I love you truuuuuly,TRUUUUUUUUUULY DEAR. Sunrise sunset.Stifle stifle. Fairytales can come true,it can happen to you if you,re young at heart.:lol:http://

can of cling peaches...........in heavy syrup

:lol: Or...a can of "Hmmmm...hmmm-hmmms!" :lol:

As your hostess for this evening I welcome you with open noses.