I have a fun idea, let's play a little game and take turns posting our favorite Waldo comments. Rules:

1. You can only write one Waldo comment per post.
2. You must wait for at least 1 other person to post something before you post again.

Let's have fun! Me 1st.

(In court)
Waldo: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, in sickness and health, til death do you part?
Man: I'm not getting married!
Waldo: Don't worry, you'll find that special someone.

Come on guys! My intention was to be reminded of some of Waldo's funny comments I may have forgotten. I'll start again,

Eddie: Waldo, have you ever had a curfew?
Waldo: No, but I once had a hamster.:lol:

Laura (in court): Thank you Waldo, you can go now.
Waldo: That's ok, I already went before I left the house.
Laura: I meant back to your seat!

Great idea!

When Steve and Carl are shrinked and Waldo comes in to the Winslow house:

Steve and Carl: Waldo! Right here!

Waldo: Mr. Winslow? Urkel? Oh my god, I'm 90 feet tall, help!!

Steve (with a walkie talkie): Waldo, I'm on channel 3
Waldo: I'm on channel 101.3, less talk, more music (starts dancing) :lol:

Waldo: Hey Eddie! Are you Eddie? There's something wrong with your water pressure! (First line in the series)

Carl: Waldo, where are you going?
Waldo: Airport
Carl (angry): After that?
Waldo: Airplane
Carl (more angry): After that?
Waldo: Another airport
Carl: (even more angry): Where will you end up!?
Waldo: Back here
Carl: Let me see the tickets!!

Oh dear, haha, that part is just so great! :lol:

Carl: Waldo, did you walk all the way here in your pajamas?

Waldo: Of course not, that would be stupid. I took the bus.

Eddie: Waldo, I'm still waiting on that order of a Mighty Weenie and ribs
Waldo: Right up, a dog and a hog!

I remember during the episode when Stephan was first created in season five, Laura invites him to the party that she and Eddie have. Well when Waldo and Maxine knock on the door and everyone inside is disappointed about it being them and not Stephan like they hoped, Waldo turns to Maxine and says, "I told you I should have worn my other tie!" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

"Laura, you should go to the dance w/my cousin Bob, short for Bobbalobbadingdong...I'll give him a ringadingding" :lol:

Oh and let's not forget about his other relatives, Aunt Velveeta, Uncle Jalapeno, and kids Nacho and Gary..."There's something strange about him." :lol:

^^^ Another one is when Eddie once asked him and Weasel, "So what's new?" and Waldo said, "My boxer shorts." :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. I love when we got to see him tap dance! :) :) :)

Waldo: "Cool it!!"
Tv host: "You seem to know our guests?"
Waldo: "No, but I'm their friend"..."I'm Waldo Geraldo Faldo, the guy who brought them on this show"..."Here's the skinny, deep down in your spleens, you care about each other..."You say you're friends, but do you act like it, NO"

"Life is short, and so is Gary Coleman."

^^^ :D :D :D

Steve: "State your name."
Waldo: "Illinois."
Steve: "No. State your name. Not name your state."
Waldo: "Oh. Waldo Faldo.......from Illinois."

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

Eddie: "How do I look?"
Waldo: "With your eyes."

Eddie Winslow:"I'm gonna put the moves on Vonda Mahoney, the word is she's fast".
Waldo:"I Can Beat Her"!

^^^ :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. Steve: How much is this ID bracelet?
Waldo: $40.00
Steve: I'll give you $30.00.
Waldo: $25.00.
Steve: $20.00!!!
Waldo: $15.00 and that's as far as I'm going.
Steve: Deal!

Eddie (in the kitchen w/Carl asking Waldo and the other guy to leave): You guys better boggie.
Waldo: Um ok (starts dancing his way out to the door).

As Eddie helps Waldo "mail" himself to Maxine while she was in Omaha, Nebraska with Laura for the cheer leading competition, Eddie is like, "Waldo, what about your biological needs?" Waldo then replies, "Hey, leave my sex life out of this!" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

Waldo: We went all the way to see the movie "The Prince of Tides" and there wasn't one bit of surfing...I wanted to see juuufkuh
Laura: Oh you mean J.F.K.
Waldo: I know how it's spelt!

When Eddie tells Waldo to keep a good eye on Weasel when he goes to the dance with Waldo's sister, Waldo is like, "I'll be on him like ketchup on spaghetti!" and when Waldo sees the clueless look on Eddie's face, Waldo is like, "My mom's a lousy cook." which makes me wonder where Waldo's cooking talent came from.

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. I also love what Waldo had to say when Eddie asked where Waldo's sister got her name! Waldo: "She was born at Taco Bell...It was either Quesadilla or Burrito Grande." :D :D :D

Talking to Maxine about his pets:
- We also have this thing, that lives behind the refrigerator. We don't what it is, but we call him Bob.

After getting upset when Eddy wants to cheat on a test in school:
- I may get Fs, but I earn them!

Waldo knocks on the door of the Halloween episode and Eddie opens it. Waldo was wearing a mask of himself: Trick or Treat
Eddie: Hi Waldo
Waldo: Dang, how'd you know it was me?
Eddie: Lucky Guess

When the guys pretend to be nuns in one episode, Steve calls himself "Sister Steephanie" ("it's Lithuanian"), and Eddy calls himself "Sister Edwina". Fair enough. But what does Waldo call himself? "Sister Sledge"! :lol:

Waldo and Eddie walk in the kitchen and Carl is wearing a wig.
Waldo: Dude, it's Rick James!
Eddie: That's my dad.
Waldo: Your dad's Rick James!?

^^^ I love that scene! :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

Eddie calls Waldo to encourage him to ask out Maxine.

Eddie: Waldo, Ted and Maxine are incommunicado
Waldo: Wow, is that in Mexico?
Eddie: No, Ted dumped Maxine
Waldo: Ted dumped Maxine in Mexico!
Eddie: No, this is your opportunity
Waldo: I don't wanna go to Mexico!

Eddie: Waldo, we should pick up chicks.
Waldo: No we shouldn't.
Eddie: Why not?
Waldo: We might get a hernia.

Waldo joins the Winslows to tell ghost stories in a Halloween episode.

- It was a beautiful sunny day when grandma came to visit...
- Waldo, that's not scary!
- Oh yeah? Then you haven't seen my grandma!
(He picks up a photograph, and everybody just cringes when they look at it.)

Eddie was Waldo's manager at Mighty Weenie.

Eddie: Did you do that inventory for me?
Waldo (reaches inside his crotch for it and hands to Eddie)
Eddie: Uh, just read it to me
Waldo: Buns-a whole bunch, cups-not so many, straws-even less, napkins-ha, that's a laugh

Sorry to break the rules and post twice in a row, but I just saw a funny scene now.

"Now I’m no Dr. Ruth Brothers, or Sally Jesse James, but you guys are friends like Batman and Robin…only with bosoms."

While fixing a car outside,

Carl: Where's Eddie?
Waldo: He's putting air in the tire. I blew up the 1st three but then got dizzy and threw up in a hubcap.

^^^ :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

I know it's late but...

Eddie: Now remember Waldo, if we find two girls, I get the ugly one.
Waldo: Hey, How come you always get first pick?
Eddie: Alright, you can have the ugly one.
Waldo: That's better

"Can I come too Mr. Winslow? I've never been to Canada, but I'm a big fan of Spanish culture." :lol::crazy: