(Ralph & Ed are exiting MSG.)

Ed: "It was a dark, dark day."

Ralph: "You can say that again Norton. You can say that again. I know that James, Bosh and Wade were on the other team. You don't mean to tell me that the Knicks couldn't put up a better effort than THAT?"

Ed: "I know how you feel Ralph. It looks like the Knicks will lose this series."

Ralph: "Don't say that Norton. I know the Knicks still have a chance. They have got to win this series. They have got to win the next four games and knock the Heat off of their pedestals.

Ed: "If the Heat win the NBA title, we should all move down to Miami and do our jobs that we are doing now down there."

(Audience cheers.)

Ralph: "Yeah. We can also play golf all year long too."

(Audience cheers louder.)

Ed: "It's time to get our chins up. We got to smile. Come on Ralph. Give me that smile. Give me those teeth."

(Ralph "smiles.")

Ralph: "I feel better already Norton. How could be so positive."

Ed: "I was thought that. We got to keep smiling even if it takes the Knicks a decade to win an NBA title. Even if they NEVER win an NBA title. We got to smile. Smile."

Ralph (yells): "GET OUT! GEEEET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

(Ed runs away.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the BEST! How sweet it is. GOOD NIGHT!"

(Audience cheers.)