A Honeymooners President’s Day skit:

(Ralph is meeting Ed at a mall.)

Ralph: “Where is that Norton?”

(Ed comes in dressed like George Washington. Ralph doesn’t see him.)

Ed (disguising his voice): “Hello sir!”

(Ralph turns around.)

Ralph (scared, yells): “WHOOOOAAAA!”

(Ed takes off the mask.)

Ed: “It’s me Norton. I thought I would get dressed for the holiday.”

Ralph: “You are a mental case.”

Ed: “You should have seen my fellow sewerworkers. They were laughing when I wore this costume on the job.”

Ralph: “Yeah, they were laughing AT you. Come on Norton. We got take advantage of the President Day sales. After all, there are sales on DVDs that I want to take advantage of.”

Ed: “Me too. I want to buy the another season of Spongebob Squarepants.”

(Ralph rolls his eyes.)

Ralph: “I am glad that they designated this day for our Presidents. I wonder what Barack is going to do especially considerting that this could be his last Presidents Day unless his job approval ratings go sky high.”

Ed: “I bet he probably got some gifts as well as going to be eating a lot. I bet his daughters love staying at that house. It’s like living in a castle for free.”

Ralph: “Yeah. Hahahahaha! The Presidents deserve a special day. Most of them did us proud like George Washington. I wonder what he would think of Barack Obama.”

Ed: “He probably would like him.”

Ralph: “You are probably right. I don’t think he would like George W. Bush.”

Ed: “Few people like him.”

Ralph: “Like I said, the Presidents of this country deserve a special day.”

(They both sing a song about the U.S. Presidents.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)

Jackie: “Thank you. GOOD NIGHT.”

(Audience cheers.)