"My dear, you look so beautiful in the outfit I have chosen for you...."

I think the next line is something like "Doesn't it make you feel confident" or something like that. My favorite line from the Kessler/Maynard case is where they are in the automobile dealership and he flies off the handle and starts yelling "Why can't you make an intelligent business decision! What are you wasting this gentleman's time?"

You know if he wasn't such a scam, he'd probably have a career in car dealership somehow. He could be the "high pressure" guy who suddenly appears out of nowhere when someone is trying to purchase a car. He'd just show up and start ranting and raving like he did on UM. He could even do commercials, a whole world of possibilities for that particular individual!

How about these:

Perhaps Ron had forgotten...

Perhaps Juan had been drinking...

You can lose your keys...

Did you sleep with her?

How about these:

Perhaps Ron had forgotten...

Perhaps Juan had been drinking...

You can lose your keys...

Did you sleep with her?

Did you sleep with her...well, um, yeah...congratulations, you have a daughter and she wants to meet you

Perhaps Juan had been drinking...or perhaps dreaming

I don't remember the others off the top of my head.

Detective: Is there anything unusual that why you wouldn't see them for a certain length of time?

Woman: Well, it's not unusual for them to go out of town, but what's unusual, is usually when they go out of town, they let me know that they're going out of town.

"give my love to grandma"

You can lose your keys...

Is that the Molly Bish case?

You can lose your keys, you can lose your glasses, but how in America do you lose your child?

How bout this one?


"If he had planned on taking off anywhere, why would he bother packing a lunch?"

Is that the Molly Bish case?

You can lose your keys, you can lose your glasses, but how in America do you lose your child?
Yes!

How bout this one?


"If he had planned on taking off anywhere, why would he bother packing a lunch?"

Dale Kerstetter?

Here's one of my favorites:

Woman: What are you doing?
Man: My dear, that other bed was...

Here's one of my favorites:

Woman: What are you doing?
Man: My dear, that other bed was...

Too schmall for us!

Here's some lines to finish:

"They goofed the thang up, they didn't try to do nothin"

"Sure it's just a co-incidence"

Too schmall for us!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"They goofed the thang up, they didn't try to do nothin"
It's a buddy deal, you know what a buddy deal is? That's when you help friends get away with things (or something like that)

"Sure it's just a co-incidence"
Sure it was, sure it was. And I'm Michael Jordan, too, I used to play for the Chicago Bulls.

"My dear, you look so beautiful in the outfit I have chosen for you...."
well,I have no idea what the Black Dalia would say,and I'm not sure I'd want to know!

Oh that was bad,I know!

ok,this one...

"Ok,Denice,if you're not going to marry me then just..."

ok,this one...

"Ok,Denice,if you're not going to marry me then just..."

Kill me?

ETA: I seem to remember something about "stab me through the heart" or something equally as melodramatic.

I know it's corny, but I use that "buddy deal" line in real life. I learned it on UM tho, so maybe that makes it less corny? lol

Kill me?

ETA: I seem to remember something about "stab me through the heart" or something equally as melodramatic.
yep,that was it..stab me thru the heart.

he looked at me like he was about to enjoy a really large steak ( I may have the quote a bit wrong!)