Rain Boy
Grandpa was evil.
I have powers you don't have.
I can make it rain.

Debra Poe
Megadeth tee shirt,
Long hair and silver skull ring.
"Shouldn't smoke, you know?"

Flight 19
Training exercise.
Lieutenant Taylor's errors?
If we just head west...

Son of Sam
"Barking demon dogs."
"I didn't do it alone."
"Don't you believe me?"

Rain Boy
Grandpa was evil.
I have powers you don't have.
I can make it rain.

Debra Poe
Megadeth tee shirt,
Long hair and silver skull ring.
"Shouldn't smoke, you know?"

Flight 19
Training exercise.
Lieutenant Taylor's errors?
If we just head west...

Son of Sam
"Barking demon dogs."
"I didn't do it alone."
"Don't you believe me?"
You just don't get lost
And this is a big city
When you're enormous
-Ode to Bonnie, <3 Lisa Penz

Ode to an arsonist:
Watch it burn, Omar
I told you I would do it.
Oops, lost my jacket.

Resurrection Mary:
Can I have a ride?
No need to fasten seat belts
Poof, I'm gone again.

Alex Kelly:
Sure, I raped those girls
I think I will go skiing
Mom and dad will pay

Henry Rollins:
I lost my best friend
Justice is pretty awesome
Now back to punk rock

I got you a car
Great mileage, don't you think so?
It's not quite done yet

The DALE!

You just don't get lost
And this is a big city
When you're enormous
-Ode to Bonnie, <3 Lisa Penz

That's perfect.

Here's some more...

The Circleville Letters
Dead brother-in-law,
Paul Freshour in prison.
"The joke is on you."

The Wackers
"Can I use your phone?"
Sneaking up to Dorothy.
"Cheaper, but will do."

Threatening phone calls,
Creepy nocturnal knockings.
"Your lights are a laugh."

Liza Montgomery
Fur coats, diamond rings.
"That's why they call me lucky."
Furniture van chase!

Dale Kerstetter
Missing platinum.
Where did Dale Kerstetter go?
Maybe Australia...?

Magic Rock

Hey, funny scribbles
All the aspects of nature
Can't describe the feeling.

Angela Hammond case:

Jumping fish decal.
"I didn't need to use the phone."
Tim's transmission died.

Clarence Roberts:
Turning a light on--
A vagrant; masonic ring
--turning a light off.

Bonnie Wilder
Looks like a lunch lady
Hired cuz she don't no drugs
She still ripped me off

Eric Kessler

I love to gamble
That other bed was too small
So here you go, dear

Angela Hammond case:

Jumping fish decal.
"I didn't need to use the phone."
Tim's transmission died.



Her boyfriend's name was Rob (Rob Shafer).

Her boyfriend's name was Rob (Rob Shafer).

FARK!

Her boyfriend's name was Rob (Rob Shafer).

FARK!

Dr. Swango says
free donuts in the breakroom!
Why do I feel sick?

Gelatinous goo
What the heck is this weird stuff
Squishy, squishy rain

First a Chichester
Later a Rockefeller
Really some German

Texas Most Wanted
Tight jean cut-off shorts.
McConaughey mows the lawn.
"Not gettin' the keys!"

Bonnie Wilder
"This is a good store.
We can build it together!"
Where'd our money go?


Dennis Walker
Babe Ruth's number three
and a diamond studded ring:
Sadly here no more.

Bonnie Wilder
"This is a good store.
We can build it together!"
Where'd our money go?


This is brilliant.

Coincidences:
Michael Jordan in disguise
Bob Bean and his smirk

Bonnie Wilder
Terrible response;
"Not on drugs? I'm delighted!"
That was a good day.

You're in Charleston, now
I like Mexican tile
Now, get me a drink

-James Alpert

i called on monday
she said i called on friday
i don't understand

i called on monday
she said i called on friday
i don't understand


I gambled that night
but there were no witnesses
Now I'm a suspect

Eric Tamiyasu

Remote house murder.
Sherriff orders the bed burned.
Don Dixon still free.

This is fantastic fun!

Valentich Disapperance

Man flies over sea.
He reports strange occurrence.
Never seen again.

Dennis Farina
May be next Ted McGinley
You're no Robert Stack

Late night ATM
Then off to pick up cat food.
Blue bandana clue.