Frank Gannucci
10-01-2011, 11:39 PM
(Ralph has just watched the game from Ed Norton's apartment.)
Ed: "What a save Ralph-ie boy! I thought that the Yankees were going to blow that lead."
Ralph: "Me too. It would have made that grand slam useless. How about that new pitcher starting off of the wrong foot? He comes in and VOILE, he gives up a grand slam."
Ed: "He must feel like a loser."
Ralph: "Now the Yankees have all the momentum. They need to win tomorrow. I hope this isn't a repeat of what happened five years ago between these two teams. Yankees winning the first game and losing the next three."
(Ed goes to the window.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, there is Harvey walking down the street."
Ralph: "Oh, that guy is going to LOVE what I am going to do."
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (badly disguising his voice, yells): "HEY, THE YANKEES RULE YOU LOSER."
(Later on, Alice is taking care of Ralph's black eye.)
Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIIG MOUTH."
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the greatest. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(The end.)
Ed: "What a save Ralph-ie boy! I thought that the Yankees were going to blow that lead."
Ralph: "Me too. It would have made that grand slam useless. How about that new pitcher starting off of the wrong foot? He comes in and VOILE, he gives up a grand slam."
Ed: "He must feel like a loser."
Ralph: "Now the Yankees have all the momentum. They need to win tomorrow. I hope this isn't a repeat of what happened five years ago between these two teams. Yankees winning the first game and losing the next three."
(Ed goes to the window.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, there is Harvey walking down the street."
Ralph: "Oh, that guy is going to LOVE what I am going to do."
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (badly disguising his voice, yells): "HEY, THE YANKEES RULE YOU LOSER."
(Later on, Alice is taking care of Ralph's black eye.)
Ralph (yells): "I GOT A BIIIIIG MOUTH."
(Jackie Gleason walks on stage. Audience applauds.)
Jackie: "Thank you. The Miami Beach audiences are the greatest. GOOD NIGHT!"
(Audience cheers.)
(The end.)