View Full Version : Whose Fault is This?
Vince53 03-05-2011, 09:17 PM All right, my wife made some fantastic chicken for tomorrow, but she left it out to cool. I walk into the kitchen, and the chicken starts calling my name. Minutes later, there is no longer any chicken. Who is to blame?
1) My wife, who knows I love chicken
2) The chicken, who seduced me with its wiles
3) Poor, innocent me, who just happened to walk through the kitchen
Elvis Fonzie Dean 03-05-2011, 10:01 PM You cheated on her. Not much different then if a hot naked chick was laying on your stove.
Vince53 03-05-2011, 10:39 PM For Pete's sake, I didn't have an affair with the chicken.
Chad22 03-06-2011, 12:20 AM Is Pete your son? I'm glad you chose to do the right thing for him.
Vince53 03-06-2011, 08:57 AM My wife and I have always been faithful to each other.
But then, the chicken entered our happy home...
Vince53 03-06-2011, 08:59 AM You cheated on her. Not much different then if a hot naked chick was laying on your stove.
I hope she was laying eggs.
The person who is involve in this whole situation is you,AND YOUR WIFE BLAMES YOU VERY RIGHT,YOU DONT HAVE THE DECENTCY TO NOT TO EAT THAT CHICKEN,IF SHE MADE OF TOMMOROW, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Vince53 03-07-2011, 10:11 AM The person who is involve in this whole situation is you,YOU DONT HAVE THE DECENTCY TO NOT TO EAT THAT CHICKEN,
Now hold on there. I was fully dressed and I did not do anything indecent to the chicken.
IF SHE MADE OF TOMMOROW, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Whew! You scared me there. But I just checked, and my wife is not made of tommorow.
a.rusty.catheter 03-07-2011, 11:38 AM Are you sure? Have you had her tested for tomorrow?
Vince53 03-09-2011, 06:32 PM I would like to report a major spiritual victory today. My wife had just finished baking two magnificent pieces of barbecued sauce flavored chicken and I took them out of the oven. I ate one piece, and then the other piece started calling my name.
I quickly took it to my wife so she could eat it before it was too late.
Am I cured?
MickeyMac 03-09-2011, 07:22 PM Another nut is loose I see.
Elvis Fonzie Dean 03-09-2011, 08:36 PM I would like to report a major spiritual victory today. My wife had just finished baking two magnificent pieces of barbecued sauce flavored chicken and I took them out of the oven. I ate one piece, and then the other piece started calling my name.
I quickly took it to my wife so she could eat it before it was too late.
Am I cured?
Nope.
Vince53 03-10-2011, 12:56 AM Nope.
Good. I was afraid I'd have to give up eating chicken.
Stormtracker TF 03-10-2011, 07:59 PM Oh man LOL
Vince53 03-10-2011, 11:12 PM Oh man LOL
Stormtracker, let me explain. There is no situation so bad, nor is there any situation so good, that a good piece of chicken doesn't improve it.
robyrob 03-12-2011, 05:58 PM you can't just say something like that.
Vince53 03-12-2011, 08:01 PM Like what?
robyrob 03-13-2011, 05:42 PM exactly.
Vince53 03-13-2011, 06:15 PM I believe that I agree with what I think you intended to mean by that statement.
Mr. Television 03-31-2011, 10:12 PM Stormtracker, let me explain. There is no situation so bad, nor is there any situation so good, that a good piece of chicken doesn't improve it.
I approve this message. :D
Vince53 04-01-2011, 12:42 AM Sonny, I see that yo are a man of good taste and high intelligence.
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