I've been wanting to do a thread like this for months now. This place looks like it could use a little activity, so I thought I should finally give it a try! Here are a few that I've come up with, and of course, you're all welcome to add more. :)

Niles:For the last time, Daphne, no, I will NOT go out with you!

Martin:I've never disapproved of my sons' choices of women to marry. All my daughters-in-law have been just wonderful.

Bulldog:Any man who attempts to have sex with a woman on the first date is a total jerk and doesn't deserve the woman in the first place!

Roz:Sex outside marriage is a sin, and definitely not something I would ever do.

Frasier:Maris is a kind, caring and compassionate person. Niles is really lucky to have a woman like her.

I'm sure I'll come up w/ more later, but hopefully that's enough to at least get things going.

^Great Niles and Daphne avatar Kristen. :)

Niles: Don't be silly, that chair is perfectly fine to sit in. So what if it's dusty.

Daphne: I love the Opera. Dr. Crane and his brother should go more often.

Martin: Frasier, please get rid of Eddie.

Frasier: Roz doesn't date enough men.

Daphne: I wish they would give me more housework. Taking care of Mr. Crane isn't enough for me.

Niles: That's way too expensive for my taste.

Frasier: I'm not listening.

Roz: What's the big fascination with dating?

Martin: I don't like beer, I prefer wine.

Frasier/Niles: I hate the opera!!

Niles: I want to go out and buy myself a minivan.

Martin: OK, I want to get rid of my ratty recliner, once and for all!!

Thanks, Jenny. :) You always have great avatars, too.

Gil:I could really go for a Big Mac right now.

Niles:I don't feel like going to the opera tonight. Let's go to a Seahawks game instead.

Martin:I hate dogs. Especially Jack Russells. Fish make much better pets.

Thanks Kristen. :)

Niles: I wish I had a rat as a pet instead of this bird.

Noel: No Roz. I won't go out with you.

Kenny: Frasier you're the worst employee I've ever had.

Bebe: Glamour and fame isn't everything.

Roz: Noel and Gil are my heroes.

Martin: I wish I had clothes like Frasier and Niles.

I'm a card-carrying member of MENSA!!! - Any of Bulldog's dates/girlfriends. :rofl:

Good one, Monika!

Frasier:Man, I wish I could be more like Bulldog.

Noel:Roz, I'm so over you. And Star Trek sucks!

Martin:Gee, I hope Lilith comes to visit soon. She's just so warm and friendly!

Gee, doing this old-fashioned murder mystery play was a great idea!! (:rofl:) - Frasier, Niles, Roz, Bulldog, Gil, etc.

Niles, you are such a sexy hunk of a man!! Show me that six-pack!! - Roz :rofl:

If only all women in the world were like Lilith/Maris/Mel (etc.) - the Crane men :lol:

Frasier: I wouldn't be caught dead drinking a glass of sherry.

Bulldog: No one would say "this is total b.s."

Lilith: Intelligence is overrated.

Daphne: Mel is the nicest woman I've ever met.

Niles: Come on Dad, all I want to do is watch Eddie for the weekend.

Martin: Eddie stop staring at me!

Roz: I'm in love with Frasier.

Roz:This whole "sex" thing is disgusting. Why do people DO it?!

Bulldog:Barking at a woman is sexist and immature.

Kenny:I don't care what KACL's ratings are. Why would we want people to actually listen to us?

Gil: It's not important to be a good cook.

Martin: I love Daphne's cooking.

Frasier: I just love the staring contests Eddie and I have.

Daphne: My mum is the nicest woman alive.

Niles: I would never date Daphne. She's not good enough for me.

Roz: Frasier's advice is always so interesting. I could listen to him for hours on end and never get bored.

Bulldog: I'm such a sissy.

Noel: Roz needs to get a makeover.

Bulldog:My favorite thing to do with a woman is have a deep, meaningful conversation. That's WAY more important than getting her in bed!

Frasier:Kenny, I really think my show should be shorter. Who would want to listen to me talk for three hours?!

Niles: Daphne, I'm leaving you for Maris.

Niles:Maris and I have such a satisfying sex life.

Frasier: Daphne, please, do tell us more about Grammy Moon!

Niles:I would have married Maris even if she were flat broke.

Simon: Women shouldn't be looked at like a piece of meat.

Noel: Forget Roz, I want Daphne.

Niles: The Montana is too snobbish. I"d rather live in a one bedroom flat.

Roz: Why won't Noel go out with me?

Daphne: Mr. Crane doesn't need to do exercise. He's just fine.

Martin:My hip never bothers me. I don't even need this stupid cane!

Niles:I miss the Shangri-La. The Montana is such a dump!

Niles: Daphne, I want your mother to live with us permanently. In fact, Dad can move in too!

Frasier:I wish I could be more like Bulldog. What's he got that I don't?

It's time I got a real job and stop mooching off of everyone. - Simon Moon (:lol:)

Good one, Monika. I love Simon. LOL.

Daphne:I always love when Lilith visits. She has such a positive aura.

Niles:A man should never allow his wife to push him around.

Frasier:I'm not at all bitter over my breakup with Diane. And it didn't bother me a bit when she wrote a play about it.

Roz:Frasier always gives the best advice. I usually just let him deal with the callers.

Daphne:I wonder what Bulldog's doing tonight. I'd love to go out with him again sometime!

Frasier: Dad, if you ever move out, I want to keep your chair. It goes so well with my apartment!

There are some good lines in this thread! :lol: I've been watching Season 11 on YouTube, and here's one that I thought of:

Ronee: I'm in love with Frasier, not Martin.

I had another one too, but I forgot it. :(

Good one, Leigh Ann! Here's one I thought of today.

Bebe:I've found Jesus, so now I'm going to devote my life to helping the poor!

I've NEVER fainted at the sight of blood!!! - Niles

Bulldog has the BEST wardrobe!! I want those clothes!! - Niles

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Daphne:Niles, would you mind if Mel and I spent the day together? We're going shopping!

Niles:Hey, Frasier, let's go out tonight and get REALLY drunk and pick up women!

Niles:Maris has applied for a job as a waitress at Nervosa!

Martin: I refuse to wear plaid shirts!

Frasier: The store brand is just as good as the name brand.

Roz: Go to a party? I'd rather read a book.

Daphne: I just love doing laundry.

Niles: I just had the best time with Eddie in my apartment. He's my best friend.

Lilith: There's no need to send Fredrick to private school. The public school system is great.

I remembered the one I forgot in my other post.

Niles: I love spiders. They're one of my favorite insects. :lol:

Niles-What was I thinking, wasting all my money on this wine collection?
Niles-Forget Cafe Nervosa... let's go to McDonald's!

Mel:Niles, you and Daphne make such a cute couple. I really think you'd be much happier w/ her than me!

(God, how I wish she'd ACTUALLY said that! LOL!)

Martin-You know what, I hate this damn chair of mine. Frasier can I use your Eames chair instead?

Niles (to the barista at Cafe Nervosa)-A lot of extra cinnamon on my drink, please!