You Know You're Obsessed With Three's Company When...
By Montana Ponine

*You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up.

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite.

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...."

*You have the song above memorized.

*When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them.

*You tell your friends you own a bistro.

*When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle."

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.

*Your nick name is Janet.

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls.

*You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster.

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*You refuse to use the VCR because they didn't have them back in the 70's.

*You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters.

*Your kids are named after the characters.

*Your dream husband's name is Jack.

*Your dream wife's name is Janet.

*You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book.

*You worship your boss because her first name is J.C.

*You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.

*You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons.

*You yell at the school librarian because they don't have Come and Knock On Our Door for you to check out.

*The librarian is used to this.

*You bring a psychchiatric doctor home.

*You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons).

*You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt.

*Everytime you leave the house, you're "going to the Regal Beagle."

*You call the bartender at the local bar Jim or Mike even though his real name is Antonio.

*You learn Italian just to be like Janet.

*You plan on going to UCLA even though you live in Canada.

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written.

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything.

*You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away..

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was.

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

*You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney.

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

darn! i have LOTS of those symtoms!

instead, i go to bed, and set my alarm at 1:00 to watch it!:D

The following apply to moi:

*You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up. (Part Time, BTW. Hmm...Maybe a Phycologist like the ones in "Jack the Ripper", "The Root of All Evil", or "Two Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest"?)

*You have episodes memorized.

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...." (If I Had the Courage, I would, and I would also sing "The Look" and "Birds and the Bees" from "Laverne & Shirley....)

*You have the song above memorized.

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls. (Actually, just because I'm a klutz)

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter (!Suzanne Somers!) was.

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

Also, I understand the Mahoney one! :D

OMG....I love that! Like 85% of those describe me!

Originally posted by Sean Feeney Snow

Also, I understand the Mahoney one! :D

btw my teacher's name is mrs mahoney!! lol!

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.
LOL :lol: dat one was really funny I could imagine someone trick or treating dressed like one of the TC characters ROTFL

I dunno where I dug this one up but I got 12/47, was it? I lost count.

Hey Montana Ponine, that was so cool. I laughed as I read it because half of it was true about me. I was like "OMG that's me!!" It's so true!! That was great!!

Well, I got one of them completed... ;)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3548381277&category=28009&rd=1

I think that whole list describes me. That is too funny. Are we pathetic or what.:lol:

also, whenever you're in biology and the teacher says "synthesize", the first thing that comes to mind is "somersize" LOL! :lol: that's what happens to me...

These are the ones that apply to me!

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 12 (my time) to watch it on Nick at nite.

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written. (almost)

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)
:wave:

The ones in bold are ones that apply to me

*You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up.

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite.

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...."

*You have the song above memorized.

*When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them.. Somewhat :)

*You tell your friends you own a bistro.

*When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle."

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.

*Your nick name is Janet.

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)!!!!!!!!!!! ME!!!!

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls.

*You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster.

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*You refuse to use the VCR because they didn't have them back in the 70's.

*You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters.

*Your kids are named after the characters.

*Your dream husband's name is Jack.

*Your dream wife's name is Janet.

*You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book. I was HAPPPPPPPPPPY

*You worship your boss because her first name is J.C.

*You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals.. Instead of stuffed animals. My friends.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.

*You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons.

*You yell at the school librarian because they don't have Come and Knock On Our Door for you to check out.

*The librarian is used to this.

*You bring a psychchiatric doctor home.

*You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons).

*You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt.

*Everytime you leave the house, you're "going to the Regal Beagle."

*You call the bartender at the local bar Jim or Mike even though his real name is Antonio.

*You learn Italian just to be like Janet.

*You plan on going to UCLA even though you live in Canada.

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written.

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything.

*You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away..

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was.

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

*You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney.

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

actually also.... in a standardized writing essay, i used Janet's line about "a place with mystery, romance, action and u need your own card" (when referring to a library).

I ended up getting the maximum score!!

I got some more --

In math, whenever there is a word problem, you change all the names to Janet, Chrissy, Jack, etc. :lol:

In band, you are DYING to know how to play the Threes Company theme song, even if you play snare drum! :lol:

I know noone cares but my math teacher looks like Suzanne Somers and my social studies teacher sounds like Jerry Seinfield! :lol:

mahoney is suzanne somers' madien name, right? i'm trying to understand that joke...

How about you make that noise Jack makes when he gets hurt "Aiiiiyyeeee" I do that lol...at first I did it to act like him but now I don't even do it on purpose anymore, it just comes out. :lol:

lol - a lot of those apply to me, but the one that me laugh the most was the "Your nickname is Janet"...because even though my name is actually Lauren, my friends used to call me Janet because I was so obsessed with Three's Company and Joyce Dewitt ;)

nobody is answering me! what am i invisible?

Originally posted by grade4
mahoney is suzanne somers' madien name, right? i'm trying to understand that joke...

Yes, Suzanne's maiden name is Mahoney.

Finally!

Most of that list applies to me too! I used to snort a little when I laugh. Now almost every time I snort!

I sometimes act dumb(like Chrissy)

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
*You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney.

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."
You know, it took me almost a year to figure out what that meant!! :lol: I had saved this page in my computer and completely forgot about it, until the other day when I found it and read it. It still took me about an hour to figure it out, but at least I finally did! :lol: :p Boy, am I slooooooowwwwww! :lol:

Originally posted by Stormchaser KC
You know, it took me almost a year to figure out what that meant!! :lol: I had saved this page in my computer and completely forgot about it, until the other day when I found it and read it. It still took me about an hour to figure it out, but at least I finally did! :lol: :p Boy, am I slooooooowwwwww! :lol:
:rofl:

Originally posted by Montana Ponine
You Know You're Obsessed With Three's Company When...
By Montana Ponine

*You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up.

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite.

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...."

*You have the song above memorized.

*When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them.

*You tell your friends you own a bistro.

*When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle."

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.

*Your nick name is Janet.

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls.

*You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster.

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*You refuse to use the VCR because they didn't have them back in the 70's.

*You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters.

*Your kids are named after the characters.

*Your dream husband's name is Jack.

*Your dream wife's name is Janet.

*You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book.

*You worship your boss because her first name is J.C.

*You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.

*You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons.

*You yell at the school librarian because they don't have Come and Knock On Our Door for you to check out.

*The librarian is used to this.

*You bring a psychchiatric doctor home.

*You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons).

*You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt.

*Everytime you leave the house, you're "going to the Regal Beagle."

*You call the bartender at the local bar Jim or Mike even though his real name is Antonio.

*You learn Italian just to be like Janet.

*You plan on going to UCLA even though you live in Canada.

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written.

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything.

*You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away..

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was.

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

*You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney.

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

Funny. :lol:

I am NOT obsessed with TC... I am obsessed with Janet!

Hilarious!! :D :lol:

These fit with me:

*You have episodes memorized.

*You have the song above memorized.

*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.
Haha! I thought about this one year when I was browsing for wigs. There is a Chrissy "pigtail" wig out there. ;)

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."
Not exactly 3/4s but 1/4. :D

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.
:lol: My parents were the ones who watched it when I was young, so I was hooked while they watched!

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)
Well, I've never seen an episode, true; however, I have heard of it. :p

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."
So, what is it?? :D

:lol: here's mine:

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite.

*You have the song above memorized.

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*You deliberately walk into doors and walls. (i do that by accident ALL the time lol)

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters. (well maybe only 5 lol a couple more than others)

*Your dream husband's name is Jack. (no but close mine is john :) )

*You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book.(almost anyway)

*You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals. (omg this one is scary because me and my best friend used to do that when we were little :lol: )

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.(or at least had a quote or 2)

*You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."(well maybe 2/4)

*You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt.(yes if there was someone in my school with that last name lol)

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written.(well close to everyone)

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything.(something like that but i don't go that far overboard)

*You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away..(yes especially when John died:( )

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was.(mine's pretty close already but i'd rather mine be by Priscilla’s lol)

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

*You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney.(no but there's someone in my class with the name Mike Mahoney)

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

The ones that apply to me are in bold

*You plan on being a florist, chef, secrertary, nurse, landlord, used car salesman, etc. when you grow up.

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite. (When it was on Nick @ Nite, I did)

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...."

*You have the song above memorized.

*When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them.

*You tell your friends you own a bistro.

*When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle."

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are. (I dressed as Chrissy twice!!!)

*Your nick name is Janet. (My cousin calls me that becuase he thinks I act like her, LOL)

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls.

*You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster.

*You visit www.threescompany.com or any other TC fan site every half hour.

*You refuse to use the VCR because they didn't have them back in the 70's.

*You've written to every single member of the cast more than 10 letters.

*Your kids are named after the characters.

*Your dream husband's name is Jack.

*Your dream wife's name is Janet.

*You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book.

*You worship your boss because her first name is J.C.

*You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC.

*You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons.

*You yell at the school librarian because they don't have Come and Knock On Our Door for you to check out.

*The librarian is used to this.

*You bring a psychchiatric doctor home.

*You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons). (I am taking lessons now, but before I did, I knew how to play the theme. I have never taken guitar lessons, but I can play the theme on that too. I have be playing the voilin for 6 years, and I can play the theme on that also :D )

*You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China.

3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."(Yep, I have every single episode taped including "The Charming Stranger")

*You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt. (There is a girl at my school with the last name Harrison.)

*Everytime you leave the house, you're "going to the Regal Beagle."

*You call the bartender at the local bar Jim or Mike even though his real name is Antonio.

*You learn Italian just to be like Janet.

*You plan on going to UCLA even though you live in Canada.

You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written.

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything. (Well not with a cake, but I celebrate it)

You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away.. (I miss John)

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was.

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

*You freak out because your science teacher's name is Mrs. Mahoney.

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

My Turn :D

These are the ones that fit me perfectly.............

*You have episodes memorized.

*When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them.

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*Your nick name is Janet. (close...JOY for Joyce even though my name is Annie) :D

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.) (Frequently)

*You never give up on finding that famous LIFE poster. (believe me i've tried & still am).

*Your dream husband's name is Jack. (Oh yes!!)

*You cried when you received your Come And Knock On Our Door book. (....almost)

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC. (almost all)

*You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons). (Yes I can play the theme song on the piano without any lessons)

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything.

*You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away.. (& John :( )

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too.

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

Originally posted by jjlover
*You can play the theme on the piano (even though you've never taken lessons). (Yes I can play the theme song on the piano without any lessons)
Cool!! Can you record a sound clip and post it? It'd be awesome to listen to a piano version! :)

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite (til 3 to watch on TVLand!)

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...." (i would if i had the guts to lol)

*You have the song above memorized.

*When anyone asks your favorite song, you sing the TC theme for them. (I always sing it to everyone!!)

*When someone asks your favorite place to eat you answer "Jack's Bistro," or "The Regal Beagle."

*Your dream house is located in Santa Monica.

*You dress up as one of the characters from TC for Halloween, even though no one can tell who you are.

*Your nick name is Janet. (and my mom is Terri, my dad is Larry, my bro is Mr. Furley, my friend Kayla is Chrissy, and my friend Steven is Mr. Roper, and my grandma is Mrs. Roper! lol)

*You snort when you laugh. (on purpose; it doesn't count if you're a natural snorter.)

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls.

*Your kids are named after the characters. (well, no, but when I have a baby girl I plan on naming her Audra:))

*Your dream husband's name is Jack.

*You act out and film episodes with your stuffed animals.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*You can't sleep if you haven't watched at least an episode of TC all day.

*Every single English essay you've turned in mentions TC. (almost)

*You try very desperately to become scared of flying, mice, or dragons. (i really am afraid of mice)

*You throw a fit and cry for three hours when your parents announce you can't stay behind to catch the E! True Hollywood Story of TC while the rest of your family flies to China. (I would if the situation arose!!!)

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You just NEED to become friends with the kid at school who's last name is DeWitt. (If there was one)

*You've read every single TC fan fiction ever written.

*You celebrate John, Joyce, Suzanne's, etc. birthday with a cake and everything.

*You wear all black and mourn all day because it's the day Norman or Audra passed away.. (and John :( :( )

*You're upset with your parents because you weren't born on the day John Ritter was. (actually my b-day is one day before Priscilla Barnes! 12-6 :D my dad's is 9-19, 2 days after John!)

*You've actually gotten your parents to like the show too. (they lied it when it first came out)

*Your lifetime goal is to get everyone in your family watching it.

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it) (only the episode with Audra as Phoebe's grandma!!!)

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."

Wow, I guess I really am obsessed!! lol ;)

Originally posted by swedeace
Cool!! Can you record a sound clip and post it? It'd be awesome to listen to a piano version! :)

I would love to except I don't know how to upload it on my computer before posting. Can anyone help??:confused:

Originally posted by jjlover
I would love to except I don't know how to upload it on my computer before posting. Can anyone help??:confused:


I already tried to post a sound clip n it didn't work. Unless is a midi n it would just be to download. ;)

Originally posted by jjlover
I would love to except I don't know how to upload it on my computer before posting. Can anyone help??:confused:
There's a free upload site that allows 25 downloads at a time. Try http://www.yousendit.com/ and post the URL where you uploaded it. :)

haha awesome list heres the ones for me..

*You have episodes memorized.

*You stay up till 2 to watch it on Nick at nite.

*For the school talent show you sing "There was an old man and he had an old sow...."

*You have the song above memorized.

*You delibrately walk into doors and walls.

*Everything you look at reminds you of TC.

*3/4 of your video tapes are labeled "Three's Company."

*You have never seen Friends (or, better yet, never heard of it)

*You understood that last "You Know You're Obsessed When..."