View Full Version : Florida man robbed after backing out of a deal with a prostitute with bad teeth!!!


catlover79
07-07-2010, 11:04 PM
http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-man-robbed-over-bad-teeth-txt,0,6258375.story

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A man went to the police after getting robbed by a woman he intended to pay for sex, but refused when she flashed a smile full of bad teeth.

The man told investigators he and a 25-year-old woman were negotiating a price until he noticed her dental problems. He told police that after he resisted, she snatched a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and fled.

The man told authorities the woman did not realize that he had tucked a wad of cash into her bra and that she got scared and ran away.

The woman was arrested on a robbery charge.

Gainesville police said it was unlikely the man would face misdemeanor charges for solicitation, because he was the victim of a felony.

Marvo301
07-07-2010, 11:17 PM
What I want to know is how did he tuck a wad of cash into her bra without her noticing? Pretty neat trick! :crazy:

catlover79
07-07-2010, 11:24 PM
If ever anyone wants to spoof Pretty Woman - I think they have the script right here!!! :eek: :crazy: :lol:

Marvo301
07-07-2010, 11:26 PM
If ever anyone wants to spoof Pretty Woman - I think they have the script right here!!! :eek: :crazy: :lol:
Only in this case it would be Ugly Woman! :eek: :crazy: :lol:

catlover79
07-07-2010, 11:30 PM
Yeah, I don't think they'd be able to get Julia Roberts to do this flick. :lol:

catlover79
07-08-2010, 12:09 AM
And again - IT'S FLORIDA!!!! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Cactus Jack
07-08-2010, 12:52 AM
But Julia has the right teeth for the role!



LOL yeah its always FL

catlover79
07-08-2010, 01:12 AM
Home of America's dumbest criminals!! :crazy: :lol:

Marvo301
07-08-2010, 02:58 AM
Home of America's dumbest criminals!! :crazy: :lol:
And the most entertaining! :lol: :crazy:

catlover79
07-08-2010, 03:01 AM
And the most entertaining! :lol: :crazy:
True!! They have the dumbest criminals per capita of any other state in the union!!! :crazy:

Marvo301
07-08-2010, 03:09 AM
True!! They have the dumbest criminals per capita of any other state in the union!!! :crazy:
Well we certainly get more dumb criminal stories here on the chit chat board from Florida than from anywhere else! So that seems to prove your point!

catlover79
07-08-2010, 03:20 AM
The dumbest criminals in Florida seem to come from the Pensecola area. Is there something in the water there? What's up with that?? :crazy:

PZelda
07-08-2010, 12:01 PM
I was just going to ask what is in the air/water/etc in Florida that makes criminals so weird? :crazy: :lol:

catlover79
07-08-2010, 03:20 PM
I don't know, but I don't want to drink it!!! :eek: :crazy: :lol: