EmoJoe
06-02-2010, 11:38 PM
what are some of your favorite 30 Rock quotes? there's so many, i could probably find like 30+ great quotes in each episode, but some at the top of my head...
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Liz [on the phone]: Hi, I received these flowers from your shop tonight, and I can't tell who they're from. [person on the other line speaks]. There's a card, yes, but there's no return address. [person on the other line speaks] No, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess. Oh! Well, that is just! Oh! You know what? I found the card, okay? They're from your mom. So tell your gay mom I said thanks.
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Liz: I wasn't really planning on buying another piece of property until I got married and had kids.
Jack: Wait for that, Lemon, and you'll be purchasing your home in the floating city of New Chicago.
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*Liz is shown sitting in a snuggie on her couch, eating a block of cheese*
Liz: *singing* WORKIN ON MY NIGHT CHEESEEEE!!! YEAAAH!
*Someone knocks on her door. She gets up and answers it, pretending she was sleeping. It's Jack*
Liz: Jack? Do you have any idea what time it is? I was sound asleep...
Jack: Lemon...I heard you singing "Night Cheese".
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Jenna [playing the part of an "old woman" in a mini-series]: Well, it's time for me to go now. I've lived a long life. I've seen some ancient things - the first Clinton administration, Windows 95....but now, at the old age of 41, it's time for me to go.
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Tracy: I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
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Tracy [after learning he may have diabetes]: Is that bad?
Dr. Spaceman: Yes, Tracy, it's very serious. If it isn't cured, you could lose a foot.
Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel like Rosie from the Jetsons?
Dr. Spaceman: Yes, but then you would have to register as a motor vehicle.
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Tracy [pretending to be Kenneth, asking a blind girl out]: Will you go out with me?
Blind Girl: My instincts are saying yes, and they've never been wrong. Except for when they told me to look at that solar eclipse.
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Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit and peace and enjoy a sandwich. (my life motto)
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Liz: I just want to start a relationship about 12 years in where you don't really have to try anymore and you just lounge around and goof on TV shows all day and then you go to bed and don't have to worry about anyone pulling any funny business.
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Tracy: Liz's sandwich is still on her desk....
Frank: Oh, no. Taking Liz's food is bad.
[flashback to Liz and the writers sitting around a table]
Liz: WHERE'S MY MAC AND CHEEEEEEESE??????
*flips over table*
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Wesley [after Liz dumps him]: There is only one WESLEY SNIPES in the world!
Liz: You know there isn't...
Wesley: Ugh!
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POST YOURS! these are just the ones off the top of my head.
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Liz [on the phone]: Hi, I received these flowers from your shop tonight, and I can't tell who they're from. [person on the other line speaks]. There's a card, yes, but there's no return address. [person on the other line speaks] No, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess. Oh! Well, that is just! Oh! You know what? I found the card, okay? They're from your mom. So tell your gay mom I said thanks.
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Liz: I wasn't really planning on buying another piece of property until I got married and had kids.
Jack: Wait for that, Lemon, and you'll be purchasing your home in the floating city of New Chicago.
-------
*Liz is shown sitting in a snuggie on her couch, eating a block of cheese*
Liz: *singing* WORKIN ON MY NIGHT CHEESEEEE!!! YEAAAH!
*Someone knocks on her door. She gets up and answers it, pretending she was sleeping. It's Jack*
Liz: Jack? Do you have any idea what time it is? I was sound asleep...
Jack: Lemon...I heard you singing "Night Cheese".
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Jenna [playing the part of an "old woman" in a mini-series]: Well, it's time for me to go now. I've lived a long life. I've seen some ancient things - the first Clinton administration, Windows 95....but now, at the old age of 41, it's time for me to go.
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Tracy: I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
-------
Tracy [after learning he may have diabetes]: Is that bad?
Dr. Spaceman: Yes, Tracy, it's very serious. If it isn't cured, you could lose a foot.
Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel like Rosie from the Jetsons?
Dr. Spaceman: Yes, but then you would have to register as a motor vehicle.
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Tracy [pretending to be Kenneth, asking a blind girl out]: Will you go out with me?
Blind Girl: My instincts are saying yes, and they've never been wrong. Except for when they told me to look at that solar eclipse.
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Liz: I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit and peace and enjoy a sandwich. (my life motto)
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Liz: I just want to start a relationship about 12 years in where you don't really have to try anymore and you just lounge around and goof on TV shows all day and then you go to bed and don't have to worry about anyone pulling any funny business.
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Tracy: Liz's sandwich is still on her desk....
Frank: Oh, no. Taking Liz's food is bad.
[flashback to Liz and the writers sitting around a table]
Liz: WHERE'S MY MAC AND CHEEEEEEESE??????
*flips over table*
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Wesley [after Liz dumps him]: There is only one WESLEY SNIPES in the world!
Liz: You know there isn't...
Wesley: Ugh!
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POST YOURS! these are just the ones off the top of my head.