NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim might have forgiven the woman
who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named
Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday. The 50-
year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital
for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a
pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Good grief - what a weird story. :eek:

I think Brittany learned a very valuable lesson. Always yield to the Lord Jesus Christ!

I think Brittany learned a very valuable lesson. Always yield to the Lord Jesus Christ!
YES!!!!! :clap :clap :clap