The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed money lying on the floor. Which one picked it up??

Santa of course, the other two don't exist!
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Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish.

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

hahahahahaha!!!!!! Those are pretty good! Where did ya get 'em?

off some sites

I just made this one up :D. What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!" :rotflmao:

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
I just made this one up :D. What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!" :rotflmao:

:lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol:

Originally posted by tootiefan4life
I just made this one up :D. What did Santa say to the ladies on the street corner? "Ho Ho Ho!" :rotflmao:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happyface :happyface :happyface hahaha!!!!!!!!! That was super funny!