Frank Gannucci
02-21-2010, 10:50 PM
"A Little Man Who Wasn't There Part 1":
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"The $99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "This time I am going to get my pot of gold."
Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.)
Ed: "Cover up your face! Cover up your face!"
(Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph (yells in pain): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER UP MY FACE?"
Ed: "That should tell you not to trust anybody in the ring."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."
Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."
"Peacemaker":
Ed (to Trixie): "I could have married Kora Brendsetter and her father is a PRETTY important man down town. He told me that if I married her, he would have me transferred from the Sewer Department. I never threw this in your face before, but if I married Kora Brendsetter, today I would be driving my own garbage truck."
Ralph: "Driving your own garbage truck? He must have been a PRETTY important man down town."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
"Love Letter":
Ralph: "What did Trixie have behind her back?"
Alice: "It was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You hold it in front where everybody can see it."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Doctor: "This is an aptitude test. You are going to like this. This is fun."
Ed: "Can three people play."
"Without Reservations":
(The boys are in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face."
Ed: "That is the only hope we got."
Ralph: "I got news for you Alice. Your husband is crazy."
Alice: "Okay. So what's the big news?"
"The $99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "This time I am going to get my pot of gold."
Alice: "Just go for the gold. You already got the pot."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.)
Ed: "Cover up your face! Cover up your face!"
(Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph (yells in pain): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER UP MY FACE?"
Ed: "That should tell you not to trust anybody in the ring."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."
Ralph: "I forgot that you are a woman? How could I? You are always yappin'."
"Peacemaker":
Ed (to Trixie): "I could have married Kora Brendsetter and her father is a PRETTY important man down town. He told me that if I married her, he would have me transferred from the Sewer Department. I never threw this in your face before, but if I married Kora Brendsetter, today I would be driving my own garbage truck."
Ralph: "Driving your own garbage truck? He must have been a PRETTY important man down town."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
"Love Letter":
Ralph: "What did Trixie have behind her back?"
Alice: "It was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You hold it in front where everybody can see it."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Doctor: "This is an aptitude test. You are going to like this. This is fun."
Ed: "Can three people play."
"Without Reservations":
(The boys are in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face."
Ed: "That is the only hope we got."