I was reading Cosmpolitian, and they had an articel called "Surprises That Guys Don't Want In Dating ! Real Men Talk!"

1. Aaron- Please don't tell me that you are actually a man who just looks like a woman!:eek:

2. Bob- "Please don't tell me that you're 24, but you're parents treat you like you're 14 and you have to be in bed by 11 pm.":rolleyes:

3. Andy- "Please don't tell me that I am "the other man" in your life and that your boyfriend is a heavyweight boxing champion and a wrestler. :eek:

4. Charles-"Please don't tell me that you have to go home and feed your 27 cats!":eek:

:lol:

Oh god who would do any of those things???

I'm surprised that no one mentioned, "guess what, I'm a month late" is a surprise that guys don't want!! :eek: :lol:

I'm surprised that no one mentioned, "guess what, I'm a month late" is a surprise that guys don't want!! :eek: :lol:


Okay yeah, thats one that should've made the list

Okay yeah, thats one that should've made the list
That, or "the test came back positive". That could apply to either pregnancy or STDs, of course. :eek:

That, or "the test came back positive". That could apply to either pregnancy or STDs, of course. :eek:

Yeah I'm engaged and I know that in a few years when we start thinking about kids when I actually find out i'll be scared to tell him.

Actually I'd be fine with a lady having 27 cats, I just wouldn't want to have to help clean up after them. :crazy:

Actually I'd be fine with a lady having 27 cats, I just wouldn't want to have to help clean up after them. :crazy:
Could you imagine cleaning 27 litter boxes? (cause you know cats don't like to share!)

Could you imagine cleaning 27 litter boxes? (cause you know cats don't like to share!)

I have a hard enough time cleaning TWO, let alone 27!! :lol:

I have a hard enough time cleaning TWO, let alone 27!! :lol:
We have three - that's MORE than enough!! :lol:

I have a hard enough time cleaning TWO, let alone 27!! :lol:

Me too!!:lol:

I'm surprised that no one mentioned, "guess what, I'm a month late" is a surprise that guys don't want!! :eek: :lol:



Thats similar to another suprise guys dont want. To see a girl they had a one night stand with three months ago, and to have that girl point down at her stomach and say, this is yours. :eek: :eek: :lol:

Thats similar to another suprise guys dont want. To see a girl they had a one night stand with three months ago, and to have that girl point down at her stomach and say, this is yours. :eek: :eek: :lol:


I would be FREAKING OUT! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Thats similar to another suprise guys dont want. To see a girl they had a one night stand with three months ago, and to have that girl point down at her stomach and say, this is yours. :eek: :eek: :lol:

Oh wow yeah...wow

Thats similar to another suprise guys dont want. To see a girl they had a one night stand with three months ago, and to have that girl point down at her stomach and say, this is yours. :eek: :eek: :lol:

I guess the way to avoid that is to not have one-night stands. ;)

I guess the way to avoid that is to not have one-night stands. ;)


Yeah thats probably a good idea.

I know a GOOD(BAD) surprise a guy would never want. "I have AIDS, and I am 100 percent sure I passed it to you while we had sex without a condom last night.":eek:

I want you to meet my parents

I want you to meet my parents


That depends. If you and your guy have been together for a year, that's reasonable. if you and your guy have been together for two days, that's FREAK city:eek: (unless you're a minor, then that would be reasonable)