View Full Version : Fla. woman allegedly steals car on first day out of jail; was going on beer run


catlover79
01-22-2010, 12:19 AM
http://www.fox8.com/news/sns-ap-us-odd-beer-run-arrest,0,2361720.story

By Associated Press
6:42 PM EST, January 21, 2010

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) — A 49-year-old woman has been jailed in Pasco County, accused of stealing a car on her first day out of prison. Theresa Jones faces charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle, cocaine possession and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. She was being held on $7,300 bond.

Jones was released from Lowell Correctional Institution in Ocala on Wednesday at the end of a two-year, eight-month sentence. Authorities said she met a pen pal and they drove to a New Port Richey hotel. Jones took the man's car Wednesday night, saying she was going to buy beer. She was located Thursday morning.

Jones told authorities that she stole the car so she could get drugs.

It's unclear if she already has an attorney.

catlover79
01-22-2010, 12:20 AM
So nice to see she learned her lesson. :rolleyes:

Marvo301
01-22-2010, 02:02 AM
I think Florida should put "Home of the world's dumbest criminals" on it's license plates! :lol:

catlover79
01-22-2010, 02:26 AM
:lol:

catlover79
01-23-2010, 03:12 AM
What, Cactus Jack hasn't thrown in his 2 cents yet?? :lol:

Cactus Jack
01-23-2010, 03:22 AM
If Florida had a book of all the world's dumbest criminals, itd be the size of all Harry Potter books combined......and one of them is 820 pages alone!
BTW where are all these people in Northwest Florida, we never get any dumb ones!


She used have an attorney, now she doesnt.....cause he died laughing when he read this!

catlover79
01-23-2010, 03:24 AM
Speaking of which, why does Pensacola seem to have the MOST stupid criminals?? :crazy: :lol:

Cactus Jack
01-23-2010, 03:28 AM
Speaking of which, why does Pensacola seem to have the MOST stupid criminals?? :crazy: :lol:
More things to do there I guess than the rest of NWF? :lol:

catlover79
01-23-2010, 07:04 PM
More things to do there I guess than the rest of NWF? :lol:
Maybe. :lol:

Cactus Jack
01-23-2010, 07:51 PM
Maybe. :lol:
Also maybe cause its not a tourist town mostly like Destin, Seaside etc

catlover79
01-23-2010, 07:57 PM
Also maybe cause its not a tourist town mostly like Destin, Seaside etc
Maybe!