www.fmylife.com
www.mylifeisaverage.com

Anyone else frequent these sites? Post your favorites, plz. kthnx.


Today, I went chainsaw shopping with my dad. We were looking at electric ones, but my dad complained about how he can't go on a murderous rampage while attached to a wall. The looks on the surrounding customers made my day. I love my dad. MLIA

A few weeks ago, my English teacher gave my class an assignment to write a business letter, and we actually had to mail the letter. I wrote a letter to M&Ms, requesting that each bag of M&Ms contain more green ones. Today, I received a box of green M&Ms in the mail. MLIA.

Today, my mom had her 1st baby girl. my family already consists of 6 boys. I just realized that my family exactly parallels the Weasleys. I have never been so happy. MLIA.

Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, "I know about the affair." Four said they didn't know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA

Today was the start of senior privileges. Since I go to a private school that has a dress code one of the senior privileges is "free dress." While some people wore sweats and jeans I wore a full dinosaur suit. MLIA

Today, I asked my class of 2nd graders why they thought Obama was elected president. Most of the answers I got were things like because he is a good president and because he will help the U.S. One boy raised his hand and said, "Because he's part Kenyan - they always win the race." New favorite student? I think so. MLIA

Today, I went to fmylife.com and I wrote some complaints and they're STILL not there. FML

Actually...I made that one up. Since I saw that site, I wrote two FML stories...they're still not there.

I visited these sites sometime back they are very interesting. I also like to visit postecret.com

i love FML.

MLIA can be amusing but overall i think it kind of tries too hard....and i hate how its called My Life Is Average yet everyone makes it like it's My Life Is Awesome...they should just change the name to My Life Is Awesome. that mall one is pretty great though. :)

OMG I knew about FML but not MLIA. That is awesome. And :rofl: at all of those, especially the last one.

More ahhaha I should be in bed right now.

Today, I needed to go to the school office, which meant I had to sign out on the hall pass sheet. I, of course, put down "Student: Buzz Lightyear" and "Destination: Infinity and Beyond". My teacher smiled, signed it, and pointed about three spaces above me, where "Destination: Narnia" was written. I love my math class. MLIA

Today, I had to stop for a pedestrian in the crosswalk. The pedestrian was a chicken. I'm not sure if I'm more excited by the fact that I saw a chicken cross the road, or that he was smart enough to use the crosswalk. MLIA

Today, my sisters were talking about how everyone they know (including themselves) was getting pregnant. One said "There must be something in the air," As my dad was passing by, he just stopped and said "Yeah. Your legs." and went back to what he was doing. MLIA

Today in my religion seminar, my prof asked a guy for the definition of euthanasia. He proceeded to discuss characteristics of Chinese and Japanese children. Apparently he thought we were talking about "youth in Asia". We're in 4th year university. My prof had to leave the room he was laughing so hard. MLIA.

Today I was bored so I decided to participate in the Google and Yahoo debate. I typed in I Did Not in yahoo and it came up with I Did Not Recieve My Stimulus Check. Google came up with, I Did Not Hit You I High-Fived Your Face. Google wins again! MLIA.

Today, my engineering professor brought his computer up on the projector. Everyone went "awwww" at his desktop background, which was of his 5 young kids. He turned around, looked at the picture, then turns back and said "And that, kids, is why you should always use a condom," and went right back to teaching. MLIA

Today, my friend has his appendix taken out. His mother and I were sharing a box of Gobstoppers while we waited for him to wake up from the anesthesia, and after pouring a few pieces into my hand, I dropped one. Upon the candy hitting the floor, my friend, who was still very much asleep, sat straight up in bed, said, "Who's wasting candy?" and laid back down. His mother and I couldn't stop laughing, and he has no memory of it at all. MLIA.

:rofl:

Okay, sorry, sorry. Going to bed.

Fmylife is my brothers favorite website. He loves telling us all about it. Especially the ones that the people were voted to deserve it. I talked to him on the phone once and he asked me if I had heard of the site. I hadn't, and the rest of the conversation was him excitedly reading me Fmylifes from his laptop. :lol: If he is in the same room he's even worse. I was watching TV and every 2 or 3 minuets he would start to giggle and would have to tell me what he had read. :crazy:

There's also a site called GivesMeHope.com, which is basically the opposite of FML. People post inspiring or touching stories. They don't usually make you laugh out loud like FML can, but I def. recommend the site. :)

- Kristen