Chocoholic
10-15-2009, 04:59 PM
Top Ten Signs Your Toddler Watches Too Much Television...
10.He's got a satelite dish on his crib.
9.Wants Neil Patrick Harris to host his birthday party.
8.Can count to 10/9 central.
7.At bedtime, asks you to read him the Nielsen ratings.
6.Instead of security blanket, clutches a Shamwow.
5.Keeps wanting to know why grandpa "got canceled".
4.He weighs 135 pounds.
3.Thinks the capital of Montana is Hannah.
2.Constantly implores you to have your pet spayed or neutered.
1.His first words were, "Your local news starts now!"
browneyes106
10-15-2009, 05:20 PM
lol funny list. A few years ago one of my coworkers said her nephew's first words were from a commercial.
R.jsheedy
10-15-2009, 06:57 PM
Top Ten Signs Your Toddler Watches Too Much Television...
10.He's got a satelite dish on his crib.
9.Wants Neil Patrick Harris to host his birthday party.
8.Can count to 10/9 central.
7.At bedtime, asks you to read him the Nielsen ratings.
6.Instead of security blanket, clutches a Shamwow.
5.Keeps wanting to know why grandpa "got canceled".
4.He weighs 135 pounds.
3.Thinks the capital of Montana is Hannah.
2.Constantly implores you to have your pet spayed or neutered.
1.His first words were, "Your local news starts now!"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
catlover79
10-15-2009, 06:59 PM
That is awesome. :lol: :rofl: :brent :clap
Chocoholic
10-15-2009, 07:25 PM
Those are from Letterman. Here are some of my own...
#11. Is convinced he's really twins.
#12. Thinks he's going to be 7 years-old on his next birthday. (He's two.)
#13. Plays "Crime Scene Investigation" with his dollies.
#14. Wonders just how Daddy met Mommy.
#15. When asked to sing his ABC's, he lists TV shows that air on ABC.
#16. Totally gets the "adult" references on Sesame Street.
#17. Constantly asks why he can't swap Mommy for someone cooler.
#18. When you sing to him, he responds, "It was just alright for me, dawg. You were a little pitchy at times, but you're still cool."
#19. Tries to perform emergency surgery on his stuffed animals. This seems normal until he spouts medical terminology that no 3-year-old should know.
#20. Can sing all the classic theme songs.
Cactus Jack
10-15-2009, 09:41 PM
LOL Those are great!, are those new? I know yours are,but the Letterman ones
#21. He always interrupts convos with IMMA LET YOU FINISH
catlover79
10-15-2009, 09:48 PM
He wants a Snuggie, Chia Pet or Clapper for Christmas.
Cactus Jack
10-15-2009, 09:50 PM
He wants a Snuggie, Chia Pet or Clapper for Christmas.
LOL I dont think anyone would wnat those for Christmas :eek:
Schmoopie
10-18-2009, 04:34 AM
:lol: :rotflmao: :lol: :rotflmao:
catlover79
10-18-2009, 03:21 PM
LOL I dont think anyone would wnat those for Christmas :eek:
I'll take the Snuggie because I'm always freezing. :lol: