(The Kramdens & Nortons are boarding a compartment train in route to Minnesota.)

(Ralph is walking along the hallway.)

Ralph (yelling to everyone): "I FOUND OUR COMPARTMENT."

(Alice & the Nortons come and they are carrying all the luggage.)

Alice: "Ralph, why didn't you help us with the luggage?"

Ralph: "I told you that I am tired. I couldn't sleep at all last night."

Trixie: "Ralph, you didn't have to celebrate all night long just because the Yankees beat the Twins."

Ralph: "Oh, I didn't? The Yankees accomplished a big deal last night. They tied it in the 9th inning and won in the 11th."

Alice: "Okay Ralph, are you sure that you got the right tickets?"

Ralph: "Yes, I am sure. I am the brains behind this operation."

Alice: "Looks like you are the BELLY behind this operation."

(Ed laughs.)

Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP NORTON!"

Ed: "I can't wait until we get there to see the Yankees win as well as going to the Raccoon Convention. It will be a blast."

Ed & Ralph (raising the tail on their Raccoon caps): "Whooooooooooo!"

Trixie: "I hope I don't lose my hearing in the Met."

Ralph: "Why? THe MYTH that the Metrodome is the lodest stadium is just a myth. The Yankees will win this series and go on to the ALCS for the first time since 2004."

Ed: "Ralph, I got some gags for the convention like these."

Ralph: "So do I. Brand-new trick handcuffs. I just slap them on my wrist and yours like so."

(He does.)

Ralph: "All I have to do is yell: 'boomph.'" (yells): "BOOMPH!"

(It doesn't work.)

Ralph (yells): "BOOMPH! BOOMPH! BOOMPH!"

Alice: "Oh no! They are stuck."

Ralph: 'It is your fault Norton. You should have stopped me before I slapped these on."

Alice: "Ralph, where did you get them from?"

Ralph: "Uh...a street urchin that ripped me off. That BUM! He was probably a Twins fan and saw that I was a fan of the Yankees. Now, I am cuffed to this idiot."

Ed: "It could be worse. You could be hand-cuffed..."

(Looks at Trixie who is looking at him.)

Ed: "...to Roseanne Barr."

Ralph: "What are we going to do now? I don't want to be seen on TV with him."

(The conductor comes by.)

Conductor: "Well, what jail did you two escape from?"

Ralph: "Very funny mac. I have to be trick-handcuffed to this idiot all the way to Minneapolis."

Conductor: "Gentlemen, this train isn't going there. We are going to Norfolk, Virginia."

(The conductor leaves. Everyone is mad at Ralph who hides his face.)

(Jackie Gleason walks on stage.)

Jackie (yells): "HOW SWEET IT IS!"

(Everyone cheers.)

Jackie (yells): "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"

(Audience cheers.)