Do you have any incorrect lyrics that you think are better than the real lyrics? :talk: ;) :crazy: :) I have an incorrect lyric that I think is better than the original lyric.


Heart and Soul

Incorrect Lyric: "I used to have the Midas Touch, now everything I touch turns to dust."


Original lyric: :"I used to have a Midas Touch, I turned to gold, but he turned to dust.";)

From "Something in the Night" by Bruce Springsteen:

Incorrect: "You're born with muffins, and better off that way".

Correct: "You're born with nothin', and better off that way".

I like the incorrect lyrics better, because muffins are good, especially the blueberry kind! :)

From "Something in the Night" by Bruce Springsteen:

Incorrect: "You're born with muffins, and better off that way".

Correct: "You're born with nothin', and better off that way".

I like the incorrect lyrics better, because muffins are good, especially the blueberry kind! :)

LOL....:lol:

Authority Song By John Cougar Mellancamp


Incorrect Lyric: "I Fight Authority And Always Will and/or I Fight Authority and Always Win."


Correct Lyric: "I Fight Authority. Authority Wins." I think my misheard versions so
und better.:)

In BYOB by System Of A Down

Incorrect lyric "Why do they always such a poor?":lol:

Correct lyric: Why do they always send the poor?"



I think my misheard version sounds funny as hell, albeit VERY poor grammar!:lol:

Correct Cars song title: Bye Bye Love

What I hear: My Bi Love :talk:

"Tiny Dancer" Elton John

Incorrect-Jesus Weeps, out in the street. Handing tickets out to God.

Correct-Jesus Freaks, out in the street. Handing tickets out for God.

I used to think Pink Floyd was yelling at me "Hey Jew!" before someone pointed out I was an idiot.

When I first heard this song:

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight

It must have been some kind of kid

Actual:

Oh, I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss