TVFactFan
09-29-2009, 12:45 AM
I would really love to become apart of this organization, you get a nice salary and get to travel all over the country and don't have to perform well at all. You can swing at bals over your head and your feet and make fans laugh and lose a 100 or more games a season.
Tell me this is not the best job in the world?-lol You get paid to FAIL and no one gives a sh*T-lol
Marvo301
09-29-2009, 12:56 AM
Do you have any skills whatsoever as a baseball player? If so I'm sorry your over qualified. In order to make the roster of the Washington Nationals you need to have the following "skills".
1. The ability to let ground balls roll between your legs and into the outfield
2. The ability to let pop flies hit the ground between you and a teammate while you stare at each other
3. The ability to srew up sure double plays
If you possess the above skills then you may apply for employment with the Washington Nationals
TVFactFan
09-29-2009, 01:00 AM
Do you have any skills whatsoever as a baseball player? If so I'm sorry your over qualified. In order to make the roster of the Washington Nationals you need to have the following "skills".
1. The ability to let ground balls roll between your legs and into the outfield
2. The ability to let pop flies hit the ground between you and a teammate while you stare at each other
3. The ability to srew up sure double plays
If you possess the above skills then you may apply for employment with the Washington Nationals
And if you are a pitcher you can throw UNDERHAND-lol
There is no way a baseball team in this city would be allowed to lose a 100 games 2 seasons in a row. The fans or media wouldn't go for it
Marvo301
09-29-2009, 01:03 AM
I'm sure there are many minor league baseball teams that are better than the Washington Nationals!
TVFactFan
09-29-2009, 01:05 AM
I'm sure there are many minor league baseball teams that are better than the Washington Nationals!
I think if they lose 100 next year, the commisioner should end baseball in D.C and let the other teams in the league pick what players they feel are worth signing.
Marvo301
09-29-2009, 01:10 AM
I think if they lose 100 next year, the commisioner should end baseball in D.C and let the other teams in the league pick what players they feel are worth signing.
I think they should move the team back to Montreal! At least they were always competitive when they were the Expos!
Schmoopie
09-29-2009, 02:27 AM
I would really love to become apart of this organization, you get a nice salary and get to travel all over the country and don't have to perform well at all. You can swing at bals over your head and your feet and make fans laugh and lose a 100 or more games a season.
Tell me this is not the best job in the world?-lol You get paid to FAIL and no one gives a sh*T-lol
OMG, when I saw this thread, I totally thought you were being serious!!!!:brent
Wreckless
09-29-2009, 02:46 AM
Their have been worst teams then the Nationals. The Detroit Tigers of the 2000's won a measley 43 games lmao.
the nats have a decent offense, just bad pitching.
Ryan Zimmerman
Adam Dunn
Nick Johnson (but he got traded to the Marlins late in the season)
TVFactFan
09-29-2009, 02:46 PM
OMG, when I saw this thread, I totally thought you were being serious!!!!:brent
The Nats Organization Motto-"If you don't care, WE DON"T EITHER"