And we'll all contribute one sentence

One day Sammy the fish was swimming along, and then he ran into Mermaidman.....

And Mermaidman was all like "Heeey what up turkey? Where'd you put my salad forks?"

Sammy was all "I hid them from you"

Hahaha I love how I'm the only response.

So Mermaidman started to cry and yelled, "NOW HOW AM I GOING TO EAT MY SALAD?!?!"

Sammy laughed and pointed at Mermaidman. ''FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF!'' he said defiantly.

As if on cue, Barnacle Boy appeared out of nowhere and gave Sammy a roundhouse kick to the face.

"OW!!! What'd you do that for?" whined Sammy as he clutched his bloody nose.

"I get the urge to destory those who impair the world from the enjoyment of salad," Barnacle Boy replied and pretended to get ready to knock Sammy out once more.

"But salad is EVIL!!! You shouldn't eat it. You should eat foods like chocolate, ice cream, and potato chips."

Suddenly the oceanic heavens opened up and Anson Williams descended laughing menacingly.

"Hiding salad forks: punishment by curse!" he declared, pointing a magic wand at Sammy.

Suddenly, an unknown force began to shake the sea floor - everyone looked around in horror.

It was William Shatner finishing up a session in his own personal porta potty!

"Take COVER! toxic fumes!!" Barnacle Boy screamed. Anson, Mermaid Man, Sammy and Barnacle Boy ran to a nearby coral reef to hide from the Shatner Shyte. Sammy Asked Anson "Was THIS your punishment, Potsie?"

Anson replied coyly. "maaaaybe. maybe not."

"IIIIIII," Shatner boomed, "Am here to carry out POTSIE'S curse! If the salad forks are not soon returned, I shall make my mark once more inside my own personal, magical porta potty designed and made by the great Leonard Nimoy to destroy those within 50 feet of it while it is in use!"

Sammy reluctantly disclosed where he had hidden the salad forks. However, when the party went to retrieve them, they discovered that the salad forks had been stolen.

"Oh HEEEELL no." Mermaid Man said slapping his hand to his face.

Suddenly the lights went out and a scream was heard. When they went back on, Sammy was GONE. The remaining group turned around to see the creepy lady from the Palm Pre commercials running away, cackling in victory.

"You'll never catch me alive!" she snarled, spewing salad forks everywhere, as she ran.

Anson Williams turned to his fellow seafarers and said "Is it me, or is that bitch a big ol can of crazy?"

William Shatner, who is now in a corner in the fetal position crying his eyes out at the sight of Creepy Palm Pre Lady, exclaims "Crazy? She's EVIL! Before you know it'll she'll posess every one of us and make our heads spin like in The Exorcist so we can kiss our own asses goodbye! Scotty, where are you? Beam me away, Scotty!" He then proceeds to cry some more while sucking on his thumb.

creepy palm lady decides to warm william shatner's heart.....WITH A COOL ISLAND SONG so out comes the ukelele and backup hula dancers dressed as fruits

One of them happened to be Rick James: "I'm a strawberry......bitch!"

Noticing the party going on while he was tied down to a train track (where the evil palm pre lady had put him), Sammy stared on in anger. http://i32.tinypic.com/x2kwev.jpg

Meanwhile, a train was coming down the tracks!

"Oh no! We must save him Mermaid Man!" Barnacle Boy gasped at they possey watched in horror.

Shatner in true movie star fashion, hurtled himself towards Sammy, stiffarming him out of the train's way and into safety.

The day was not yet saved. Shatner still had to face off evil palm pre lady. Never since Kahn did he see an enemy so fierce.

Then all of the sudden, William Shatner took a salami sandwich out of his pocket and began to eat it. After he finished, he yelled "THIS IS MY NOW BABY!!!!!!!" and began to dance.

Of course, only good close friends of Shatner know this is his prefight ritual. They never showed that on TV as it was unfortunately cut. After stuffing the salami in his pants to save for later, he angrily charged toward the palm pre lady.

Shatner was suddenly blinded and fell backwards by the eery transluscence of the palm pre lady's skin.

"Growing...weak...losing...control," Shatner stammered as beads of sweat formed around his brow. Was the evil palm pre lady no match even for the great Shatner and his magical porta potty?

Just then, William Shatner had a brilliant idea. "I should hit her over the head with a large banana!".

"But WHERE am I gonna find this banana? Ecspecially in Bikini Bottom with the economy crashing and the fruit industry in a disaster area."

"MONKEYYYYYY MANNNNNNNN!" Came a voice seemingly from out of nowhere. It was Monkey Man from the hit cartoon series of the 90's, Hey Arnold!
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"Fear not!" he proclaimed "I am (monkey man) here to replenish the seas with (monkey man), with the yellowy goodness that is (monkey man)......"

"B-A-N-A-N-A-S!" He yelled, pulling a banana that fell from the sky as Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" played in the background.

"Hurry up foo!" Anson grabbed a banana and chucked it at the palm pre lady.

The evil palm pre lady's eyes turned red and she suddenly turned huge and monster-like, like in The Little Mermaid when Ursula got really pissed.

Let's just say William Shatner could've used that porta potty again.

All of the sudden the palm pre lady or the gargantuate version of the palm pre lady recoiled in horror. "AAAAH NOT A SHATNER SHYTE....TOXIC FUMESSSS" and she faded away gradually until there was a cloud of smog, and all that was left of the palm pre lady was..

...one of those really thick, ghetto cell phones from the 90's.

"Who could've left this here?" Barnacle Boy tentatively approached the bulky phone and attempted to pick it up.

He held it to his ear. "Oh it's for you." he said handing it to Sammy

Holding it up to his ear, and without a chance to say hello, Sammy could hear the end of a long ramble about nothing on the other end of the line. "...psuedo science and all of those who disagree are just talking glib talk," was the bit that he heard. Sammy fainted to the ground at the terrible sound. It was.....


TOM CRUISE OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tom Cruise pokes his head through the phone.

Suddenly Mermaid Man grabs him by the foot tips him upside down and starts beating the **** out of him.

Suddenly a forcefield forms around Tom Cruise and he flies away on a giant vitamin supplement shouting, "I AM IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"He be tripping." said Mermaid Man