View Full Version : Florida Man Blames His Cat for Downloading Porn


Zoneboy
08-08-2009, 02:32 PM
Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_child_pornography_cat;_ylt=AnPz9MILxqTGS29AZCIct3HtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTMxYTl2MzV1BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwODA4L3VzX29kZF9jaGlsZF9wb3Jub2dyYXBoeV9jYXQEY3BvcwM1BHBvcwMyBHNlYwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZV9saXN0BHNsawNmbGFtYW5ibGFtZXM-)

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

Nighthawk76
08-08-2009, 02:33 PM
What!!!!????:lol:

phoebe7165
08-08-2009, 03:07 PM
Only in Fla!!:lol:

This was on our local news.

OK, my cats walk on my keyboard all the time when I'm on it, and never have they ever downloaded anything like that!!:rolleyes:

MickeyMac
08-08-2009, 03:23 PM
This guy has got to do better than that. Does he really think people are going to buy that BS story?

LuLu Rogers
08-08-2009, 03:44 PM
I believe him! After all, my dog backed into the trash can last week while driving my car. :nod:















;)

TJL
08-08-2009, 03:53 PM
Can I has cheezburger?

How bout porns?

;)

catlover79
08-08-2009, 04:01 PM
I've heard some really lame excuses before, but this one takes the cake. This is in Florida? Why am I not surprised?? :eek: :rofl:

browneyes106
08-08-2009, 05:09 PM
I heard about this last night on the news. My family had a cat when I was growing up that would turn on the tv by walking on the remote. But I really don't think a cat walking over a keyboard could accidentally download porn.

Cactus Jack
08-08-2009, 05:14 PM
Only in Florida :rotflmao:

Marvo301
08-08-2009, 05:19 PM
Maybe if this guy had his cat spayed/nuetered it would stop downloading porn!! :lol:

browneyes106
08-08-2009, 05:20 PM
Maybe if this guy had his cat spayed/nuetered it would stop downloading porn!! :lol:

lol:lol:

Zoneboy
08-08-2009, 05:22 PM
It isn't the cat that needs to be neutered. ;)

comedyfreak
08-08-2009, 05:47 PM
Now I've heard everything, :rolleyes: A cat download porn, I don't think so Tim.

phoebe7165
08-08-2009, 05:54 PM
You guys crack me up!!;)

Doodyville10019
08-08-2009, 06:48 PM
Charles, PLEASE show us the graphic!!! :rotflmao: :roller:

sunshinefizzy
08-08-2009, 06:48 PM
That was one horny pussycat!!!:lol:

catlover79
08-08-2009, 07:51 PM
It isn't the cat that needs to be neutered. ;)
Isn't that the truth. :lol:

OH Nuts!
08-08-2009, 08:05 PM
That was one horny pussycat!!!:lol:

Maybe his kitty has a thing for Fritz the Cat. BUT that still wouldn't explain it cause that's adult X not kiddie X-felony. This guy is going to have to get one helluva lawyer to defend him (yeah right - his cat did it. And pig's fly.)

Chocoholic
08-09-2009, 12:52 AM
Seriously, I hope this guy is locked away for a long time so he can't go out and act on his fantasies.

Marvo301
08-09-2009, 12:56 AM
did they say kiddie porn or kitty porn?

dawsongirl
08-09-2009, 12:57 AM
Can I has cheezburger?

How bout porns?

;)
:rofl: I can haz pornz?

catlover79
08-09-2009, 01:06 AM
did they say kiddie porn or kitty porn?
:rofl: I think his ringtone is "What's New, Pussycat". :eek: :lol:

LuLu Rogers
08-09-2009, 01:06 AM
:rofl: I can haz pornz?


:rofl: :brent

Janice
08-09-2009, 01:13 AM
Kitty Porn. It's been around since the Internet was invented.

.

catlover79
08-09-2009, 01:15 AM
^ Janice, you naughty girl!! :rofl: :brent

Chocoholic
08-09-2009, 01:16 AM
:lol:

Marvo301
08-09-2009, 01:16 AM
Kitty Porn. It's been around since the Internet was invented.

.
That's a riot Janice!! :rofl::uplol:

Janice
08-09-2009, 01:18 AM
You guys should see the ones that I CAN'T post. :rofl:

Zoneboy
08-09-2009, 01:55 AM
The cops arrived just the other day
They kicked down the door in the usual way
They handcuffed me and took my computer away
Said I was downloading porn and did I have anything to say.

I thought for a moment and said with a smile
I was only downloading music files
I took a break and was gone for awhile
But I can prove I'm not a pedophile.

And the cat was at the computer I could've sworn
Stepped on the keys and downloaded some porn
When it all started?
I don't know when
But it won't happen again, Sir
You know it won't happen again

70s show watcher
08-09-2009, 02:13 AM
i have a male cat and he does like to get near the computer sometimes i guess i will have to keep a closer eye on him from now on

Family Ties Forever!
08-09-2009, 02:14 AM
You guys should see the ones that I CAN'T post. :rofl:

:lol:

InspectorExstead
08-09-2009, 02:33 AM
Kitty Porn. It's been around since the Internet was invented.

.

That first picture is pretty much what came to mind when I read this! :lol: Hilarious & so right on the money Janice!

Family Ties Forever!
08-09-2009, 02:47 AM
:lol: :)

Family Ties Forever!
08-09-2009, 02:53 AM
A few more. :lol: :)

MickeyMac
08-09-2009, 03:01 PM
:rofl: I think his ringtone is "What's New, Pussycat". :eek: :lol:
:rofl:

coffield3
08-09-2009, 03:03 PM
That was one horny pussycat!!!:lol:
:lol: :lol:

ABlairican Pie
08-09-2009, 05:10 PM
For some reason, I believe this guy. My cats have stepped on the wrong keys on the computer and have messed up stuff I was working on. Anything is possible. They're cats, they don't do it intentionally. I'm sure it IS possible
that the cat accidentally pushed a key or a button on.....the MOUSE ;) that downloaded porn. Strange though, how it happened to be kitty--errr, kiddie-porn that the cat allegedly downloaded.

Stranger things are known to happen. One morning I woke up to hear a loud humming. Found out that somehow, one of my cats hit the On-button to my guitar amplifier! I think they rubbed or pressed against it.

Janice
08-09-2009, 07:31 PM
Jenny, those pictures are hilarious! :lol:

Family Ties Forever!
08-09-2009, 08:41 PM
Jenny, those pictures are hilarious! :lol:

Thanks Janice. :)

Chocoholic
08-09-2009, 08:56 PM
The cops arrived just the other day
They kicked down the door in the usual way
They handcuffed me and took my computer away
Said I was downloading porn and did I have anything to say.

I thought for a moment and said with a smile
I was only downloading music files
I took a break and was gone for awhile
But I can prove I'm not a pedophile.

And the cat was at the computer I could've sworn
Stepped on the keys and downloaded some porn
When it all started?
I don't know when
But it won't happen again, Sir
You know it won't happen again

:brent :brent :brent

I love the kitty pictures too, even though I'm not too fond of cats.

blink
08-12-2009, 11:30 PM
My cat rolled over in his sleep once and accidentally bought a 65 Mustang on EBay. Wouldn't you know, it was rusted out! :mad: :rolleyes:

Janice
08-12-2009, 11:43 PM
My cat rolled over in his sleep once and accidentally bought a 65 Mustang on EBay. Wouldn't you know, it was rusted out! :mad: :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol:

Schmoopie
08-13-2009, 03:55 AM
OMG, those pictures of the cats looking at the Internet are absolutely hilarious!!!