View Full Version : Florida Man Blames His Cat for Downloading Porn
Zoneboy 08-08-2009, 02:32 PM Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090808/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_child_pornography_cat;_ylt=AnPz9MILxqTGS29AZCIct3HtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTMxYTl2MzV1BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwODA4L3VzX29kZF9jaGlsZF9wb3Jub2dyYXBoeV9jYXQEY3BvcwM1BHBvcwMyBHNlYwN5bl9oZWFkbGluZV9saXN0BHNsawNmbGFtYW5ibGFtZXM-)
JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
Nighthawk76 08-08-2009, 02:33 PM What!!!!????:lol:
phoebe7165 08-08-2009, 03:07 PM Only in Fla!!:lol:
This was on our local news.
OK, my cats walk on my keyboard all the time when I'm on it, and never have they ever downloaded anything like that!!:rolleyes:
MickeyMac 08-08-2009, 03:23 PM This guy has got to do better than that. Does he really think people are going to buy that BS story?
LuLu Rogers 08-08-2009, 03:44 PM I believe him! After all, my dog backed into the trash can last week while driving my car. :nod:
;)
Can I has cheezburger?
How bout porns?
;)
catlover79 08-08-2009, 04:01 PM I've heard some really lame excuses before, but this one takes the cake. This is in Florida? Why am I not surprised?? :eek: :rofl:
browneyes106 08-08-2009, 05:09 PM I heard about this last night on the news. My family had a cat when I was growing up that would turn on the tv by walking on the remote. But I really don't think a cat walking over a keyboard could accidentally download porn.
Cactus Jack 08-08-2009, 05:14 PM Only in Florida :rotflmao:
Marvo301 08-08-2009, 05:19 PM Maybe if this guy had his cat spayed/nuetered it would stop downloading porn!! :lol:
browneyes106 08-08-2009, 05:20 PM Maybe if this guy had his cat spayed/nuetered it would stop downloading porn!! :lol:
lol:lol:
Zoneboy 08-08-2009, 05:22 PM It isn't the cat that needs to be neutered. ;)
comedyfreak 08-08-2009, 05:47 PM Now I've heard everything, :rolleyes: A cat download porn, I don't think so Tim.
phoebe7165 08-08-2009, 05:54 PM You guys crack me up!!;)
Doodyville10019 08-08-2009, 06:48 PM Charles, PLEASE show us the graphic!!! :rotflmao: :roller:
sunshinefizzy 08-08-2009, 06:48 PM That was one horny pussycat!!!:lol:
catlover79 08-08-2009, 07:51 PM It isn't the cat that needs to be neutered. ;)
Isn't that the truth. :lol:
OH Nuts! 08-08-2009, 08:05 PM That was one horny pussycat!!!:lol:
Maybe his kitty has a thing for Fritz the Cat. BUT that still wouldn't explain it cause that's adult X not kiddie X-felony. This guy is going to have to get one helluva lawyer to defend him (yeah right - his cat did it. And pig's fly.)
Chocoholic 08-09-2009, 12:52 AM Seriously, I hope this guy is locked away for a long time so he can't go out and act on his fantasies.
Marvo301 08-09-2009, 12:56 AM did they say kiddie porn or kitty porn?
dawsongirl 08-09-2009, 12:57 AM Can I has cheezburger?
How bout porns?
;)
:rofl: I can haz pornz?
catlover79 08-09-2009, 01:06 AM did they say kiddie porn or kitty porn?
:rofl: I think his ringtone is "What's New, Pussycat". :eek: :lol:
LuLu Rogers 08-09-2009, 01:06 AM :rofl: I can haz pornz?
:rofl: :brent
Janice 08-09-2009, 01:13 AM Kitty Porn. It's been around since the Internet was invented.
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catlover79 08-09-2009, 01:15 AM ^ Janice, you naughty girl!! :rofl: :brent
Chocoholic 08-09-2009, 01:16 AM :lol:
Marvo301 08-09-2009, 01:16 AM Kitty Porn. It's been around since the Internet was invented.
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That's a riot Janice!! :rofl::uplol:
Janice 08-09-2009, 01:18 AM You guys should see the ones that I CAN'T post. :rofl:
Zoneboy 08-09-2009, 01:55 AM The cops arrived just the other day
They kicked down the door in the usual way
They handcuffed me and took my computer away
Said I was downloading porn and did I have anything to say.
I thought for a moment and said with a smile
I was only downloading music files
I took a break and was gone for awhile
But I can prove I'm not a pedophile.
And the cat was at the computer I could've sworn
Stepped on the keys and downloaded some porn
When it all started?
I don't know when
But it won't happen again, Sir
You know it won't happen again
70s show watcher 08-09-2009, 02:13 AM i have a male cat and he does like to get near the computer sometimes i guess i will have to keep a closer eye on him from now on
Family Ties Forever! 08-09-2009, 02:14 AM You guys should see the ones that I CAN'T post. :rofl:
:lol:
InspectorExstead 08-09-2009, 02:33 AM Kitty Porn. It's been around since the Internet was invented.
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That first picture is pretty much what came to mind when I read this! :lol: Hilarious & so right on the money Janice!
Family Ties Forever! 08-09-2009, 02:47 AM :lol: :)
Family Ties Forever! 08-09-2009, 02:53 AM A few more. :lol: :)
MickeyMac 08-09-2009, 03:01 PM :rofl: I think his ringtone is "What's New, Pussycat". :eek: :lol:
:rofl:
coffield3 08-09-2009, 03:03 PM That was one horny pussycat!!!:lol:
:lol: :lol:
ABlairican Pie 08-09-2009, 05:10 PM For some reason, I believe this guy. My cats have stepped on the wrong keys on the computer and have messed up stuff I was working on. Anything is possible. They're cats, they don't do it intentionally. I'm sure it IS possible
that the cat accidentally pushed a key or a button on.....the MOUSE ;) that downloaded porn. Strange though, how it happened to be kitty--errr, kiddie-porn that the cat allegedly downloaded.
Stranger things are known to happen. One morning I woke up to hear a loud humming. Found out that somehow, one of my cats hit the On-button to my guitar amplifier! I think they rubbed or pressed against it.
Janice 08-09-2009, 07:31 PM Jenny, those pictures are hilarious! :lol:
Family Ties Forever! 08-09-2009, 08:41 PM Jenny, those pictures are hilarious! :lol:
Thanks Janice. :)
Chocoholic 08-09-2009, 08:56 PM The cops arrived just the other day
They kicked down the door in the usual way
They handcuffed me and took my computer away
Said I was downloading porn and did I have anything to say.
I thought for a moment and said with a smile
I was only downloading music files
I took a break and was gone for awhile
But I can prove I'm not a pedophile.
And the cat was at the computer I could've sworn
Stepped on the keys and downloaded some porn
When it all started?
I don't know when
But it won't happen again, Sir
You know it won't happen again
:brent :brent :brent
I love the kitty pictures too, even though I'm not too fond of cats.
blink 08-12-2009, 11:30 PM My cat rolled over in his sleep once and accidentally bought a 65 Mustang on EBay. Wouldn't you know, it was rusted out! :mad: :rolleyes:
Janice 08-12-2009, 11:43 PM My cat rolled over in his sleep once and accidentally bought a 65 Mustang on EBay. Wouldn't you know, it was rusted out! :mad: :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol:
Schmoopie 08-13-2009, 03:55 AM OMG, those pictures of the cats looking at the Internet are absolutely hilarious!!!
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