What is it and why?????

"As God As My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly"

"Hey, your **** fights suck you bastard." - Get a Life

I can't remember what show this was from (one of those FOX flops, I think), but:

[some guy]: ....and I'm not buying you any feminine products!
[some lady]: Cottage cheese is NOT a feminine product!

From the Facts of Life:

Jo: I was thinking about doing something different with my hair.
Blair: Like washing it?
Jo: Actually, I wanted to get the brainless look you have!

Blair: What were you doing in a library? Reading Dumbo?
Jo: I don't have to read Dumbo. I bunk next to her.

I love these quotes. I love it when Jo and Blair bash each other!

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"There are people in this world who get shoved around, and then there are the people who do the shoving!" -Jo Polniaczek
"Get lost!"
"You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl."-Jo
"You're born, you move on, you die, that's life"
-Jo
"How do you say 'you're gonna be picking up your teeth' in French?"
"You're so spoiled, if you were milk, the date on the carton would be BC."-Jo to Blair
"I hate teaching people how to drive; they're nervous, they make mistakes, and they cry when you slap them!"
Jo and Rick 4eva!


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Facts of life-
Andy- Sexy Lingera, Your sexy lingre.. thats what i named you!
Tootie- Oh, Say that you didn't
jo- I will NOT be known As Sexy Lingere!

Clueless-
Cher- Sean?
Dee- Murray?
Amber- Moesha? ( cher and dee stare at her.)
AMber- What!.. it could be a crossover episode....

Ally Mcbeal- ( Ally, Elaine, and Georgia are talking about nelle.)
Georgia- Just so i know .. we hate here right? ( ally and ealine shanke their heads ). Ally and Elaine- Oh, yes.

Facts of life- Tootie- Theres gonna be TRooooooooouble.

natalie- who wants to be a skinny pencil i want to be a happy magic marker.

" i love our sex, but some of us are scum."- Mary-jo, Desining Women.

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"Quit being a wussy"

I love that line about the turkeys!!!!! That is my favorite episode of WKRP. LOL! I love that show!

From The Facts of Life:

Jo: I only called you a jackass.

Mrs. G: Give me broccoli or - or give me death!

Blair: Turn blue!

From The Brady Bunch:

Jan: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

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From the final episode of the Nanny ( after the elevator was finally running againg and maxwell was giving everyone instructions on what they are to do to help get fran to the hospital.)

Mawell- i don't want any extra stress added to fran..

Fran- ( as elevator closes with her trapped inside about to give birth)- Stress Added.

I just thought that was the funniest line ever, the way it was executed was so wonderfull and i think it makes it a classic sitcom.

Desinging Women-

Suzanne- Charlene, i bought you something..

Charlene- Suzanne What is it?

Suzanne- it's a baby wig.

Julia ( or was it mary-jo?)- it looks like a rodent.

I also loved when Bearnice would sing " Black, man.. Black Man." it was just funny.

Carlene- Do ya'll really think my place is a hell hole?

Mary-jo- yeah Hell hole, defianatley

Carlene- Oh good, because i thought i was just being some dumb hick country girl afraid of they city.. but since ya'll are afraid to.. lets get the hell out of here.

Full house-
michelle- you'r in big trouble mister.

Stephaine- How RUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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" SANDRA."

CLueless-

" Chimps, i'm working with chimps."- Amber
" As if."- Dinonne, amber, cher, et all

facts of life-
jo- i thought u liked that song?
blair- i do.
jo- then why are you doing that to it.
blair- doing what?
jo- singing it like julie andrews!

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Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do Dance of Joy!"

Ruthie Adler: "I Hope a lizard eats your gizzard, and a whale eats your tale." from the two-part Diff'rent Strokes/Hello, Larry crossover "Feudin' and Fussin."

The main character raising a toilet paper roll in the air, shouting "THIS, is power!!," from the failed pilot "The World According to Straw."

Pretty much any comment by Tracy Grandstaff on Daria.

Anything else, I forgot about. Sorry.

No ! no ! what are you doing? get off my sister! and "Hey I 'm Chandler , could I BE wearing anymore clothes? FRIENDS