Janice Johnson
06-03-2009, 06:40 PM
Ways to know if you are too obsessed with your crush.
1. You think about him so much, you can't eat, sleep, or study as much as you used to.
2. To find out where he lives, you chase his car 6 blocks.
3.You have told everyone you know to call you by your first name and your obsession, er crush's last name.
4.(For all you hackers out there), you hack into the school's computer and find out when and where all his classes are, and you change your schedule completely to match his.
5.You, to know what his number is, call everyone with his last name in the phone book. (His last name is Perez)!
6.You walk around like a zombie repeating his name over and over and saying stuff like "he is so cute and so sweet and he's going to be mine".
7.When you ask him out, and he says no, you scream at him, "We were meant to be together!"
8. You go out of your way and drive past his house 8 TIMES, just to see his house.
9.You have stolen some of his possessions to have a little piece of him with him.
10.You have a shrine built in his worship, and you worship that shrine every night.
11. You have called him at night, and disguising your voice, subtly tell him how much (Your first name) likes him.
12. You do magic spells so that you and he will be together.
13. You see him kissing another girl, and after he leaves, you tell her beotch, that's my man, and threaten to beat her up if she touches him again, or you actually beat her up without threatening her.
14. You leave him notes, which say "I love you and soon you will learn to love me too."
15. You tell everyone he's your boyfriend and you haven't even talked about that.
16. You constantly call him just to hear his voice.
17. You tell him that you can't wait for the day when you and he are husband and wife.
18. You spend most of your time daydreaming about him instead of having a life.
19. Your folder papers are full with (Your name plus his name equal together forever)
20. His parents are shocked by how often you come over for dinner and they notice that you spend an awful lot of time with their son.
1. You think about him so much, you can't eat, sleep, or study as much as you used to.
2. To find out where he lives, you chase his car 6 blocks.
3.You have told everyone you know to call you by your first name and your obsession, er crush's last name.
4.(For all you hackers out there), you hack into the school's computer and find out when and where all his classes are, and you change your schedule completely to match his.
5.You, to know what his number is, call everyone with his last name in the phone book. (His last name is Perez)!
6.You walk around like a zombie repeating his name over and over and saying stuff like "he is so cute and so sweet and he's going to be mine".
7.When you ask him out, and he says no, you scream at him, "We were meant to be together!"
8. You go out of your way and drive past his house 8 TIMES, just to see his house.
9.You have stolen some of his possessions to have a little piece of him with him.
10.You have a shrine built in his worship, and you worship that shrine every night.
11. You have called him at night, and disguising your voice, subtly tell him how much (Your first name) likes him.
12. You do magic spells so that you and he will be together.
13. You see him kissing another girl, and after he leaves, you tell her beotch, that's my man, and threaten to beat her up if she touches him again, or you actually beat her up without threatening her.
14. You leave him notes, which say "I love you and soon you will learn to love me too."
15. You tell everyone he's your boyfriend and you haven't even talked about that.
16. You constantly call him just to hear his voice.
17. You tell him that you can't wait for the day when you and he are husband and wife.
18. You spend most of your time daydreaming about him instead of having a life.
19. Your folder papers are full with (Your name plus his name equal together forever)
20. His parents are shocked by how often you come over for dinner and they notice that you spend an awful lot of time with their son.