What were some of your favorite quotes that were said on Full House?:wave:

Oh God, there are so many! I'll list some that come to mind.

The Beach Boys to DJ: "We hear you're not coming to the concert. Bon Jovi in town?" (I forgot which one of them said it. Sorry!)


Well pin a rose on your nose!

Stephanie to Kimmy when DJ puts Kimmy in Michelle's room because she's keeping them awake. Kimmy asks why and Stephanie says;
"Cuz ya snore like a garbage truck!"

"Have Mercy!"

Joey: I'll wear a cat suit! A friend of mine was in a Broadway play. What the heck was the name of it again?
Jessie: Cats!
Joey: That's the one!

Joey: I kept my end of the bargain. I did not wear a cat suit!
Jessie: You wore a cat suit on your hand!

Not long after the family got Comet in season 3, Kimmy asked Danny if he had ever thought about obedience school and Danny was like, "Yes and tell your parents that I am willing to pay half." :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

I've always enjoyed how many catchphrases this show had. Pretty much everyone had one! and I'm sure I'm missing some:

"How rude"
"Pin a rose on your nose"
"Hot dog" were Stephanie's

"Oh mylanta!"
"Yes!" with fist pump and hair blowing
"Thankyouthankyouthankyou!" were DJ's

"Nerd bomber"
"Geek burger" were completely made-up words used by DJ & Steph

"You got it dude"
"No way Jose"
"You've got a bad attitude"
"Oh puh-leese!"
"Aw, nuts"
"You're in big trouble, mister!"
"Duh!" were Michelle's

"Cut it out"
"Is it made of..wood?" were Joey's

"Have mercy"
"Talk to me" while answering the phone
"Watch the hair, huh!"
"Capiche?"
"I'm there for ya babe" were Jesse's

"Hola Tanneritos!" was Kimmy's

"Whoa baby" was what everybody said.

^^^ I remember when Michelle was just starting to talk and Jesse would say to her, "What do you say, little mama?" She would then say to him in return, "No thank, big daddy." :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. I also loved how she answered the phone back in them days. She'd be like, "Hello? Hi man." :D :D :D

One of my favorites:

Kimmy: (after she and D.J. drop the TV over the upstairs banister) "Mr. T, I am really, Really, REALLY sorry! It was all my idea!"
Danny: (with the classic Danny "shocked-beyond-belief" look) "It was your idea to throw my TV over the banister?"
-from "Fraternity Reunion"

Jesse: "Joseph - it's finally happened. He's cleaning liquid soap."
Danny: "Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves."
Joey: "Danny there's no shame in therapy."

^^^ I love that last one when Joey says, "Danny, there is no shame in therapy!" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!! :) :) :)

Holly

P.S. I also loved it when Joey was trying to show Jesse how to play golf in season three and Joey says, "Jess, Elvis never made one golf movie." because Jesse started swinging himself around as if he were the king. :D :D :D

Papouli: (to Jesse)"You're Greek, you dance!"

I love the season two quote from Joey when he had to punish D.J. for not letting him know that she was going to be late coming home one day. He said to Danny near the end, "You said that if I put my foot down, the girls would respect me. Well now, D.J. hates me and my foot!" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Joey: "I was on him like a piranha on a pork chop."

Jesse:
[repeated line, answering phone] Talk to me.

Kimmy: "I'm too dumb to be scared."

Jesse: (to Joey) "When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you."

Kimmy: "Oooh. Old boyfriend meets new boyfriend. On a very special Jerry Springer."

Stephanie: "This is better than 90210."

Kimmy: "...I'm gonna graduate Magna Cum and Get Her."

Gia: "Sixth graders are a waste of skin."
Stephanie: "You should know, you were there for three years."
Gia: "It was two. So hah!"

Danny Tanner: Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy?

Michelle: Yes I do. Michelle.

Danny Tanner: That's your name.

Michelle: I like my name.

Steph: Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog!

D.J.: Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?

Steph: Not if its a girl.

Danny Tanner: I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like... Puddles.

D.J.: Dad I have the perfect name! Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail.

Danny Tanner: And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years

Kimmy: (to two boys)"Hey. You're the losers who drilled the peephole in the girls' locker room."
Boy #1: "You're the reason we plugged it up."
Kimmy: "Hey. That hole works both ways, zitbutt."

Steph: [Danny holds up a picture of a little DJ] I was adorable!

D.J.: Steph, that's me!

Steph: My, how you've aged.

Kimmy: (to Stephanie)"I've looked like this since noon."
Stephanie: "Well it's nighttime now, the darkness could only help."

Kimmy: (sees Stephanie)"Oh, great. It's the creature from the blonde lagoon."

D.J.: (to Danny)"I wouldn't invite Kimmy to anyplace where humans gather."

Kimmy Gibbler: [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale.

Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that.

Kimmy: (sees Stephanie)"Oh, great. It's the creature from the blonde lagoon."
My question is what would she have said if she had not been drunk.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Steph: Michelle, you are old enough to hear this... How rude!
Michelle: [to Uncle Jesse] Why does she always say that?

Jesse: "...but she knows how to get a crowd going."
Stephanie: "Going where? The nearest exit?"

Stephanie: (to Gia)"But you don't know her like I do. She's rude, crude, and lewd."
Gia: "That's perfect!"

Michelle: "Don't bet your tooth fairy money on a long shot."

Michelle: Hey Aunt Becky, I have a question. What do you call a boy ladybug?
Rebecca: Confused.

Stephanie: "You know, Kimmy, you could use a little beauty rest yourself."

Danny Tanner: [puts a record on and starts dancing] This is Danny Tanner reminding *you* that disco will never die!

D.J.: "Sorry, Joey, I couldn't get her to leave."
Stephanie: "I've had the same problem for eight years."

Danny: Let's go mom, your bags are in the cab, the meter's running.
Claire: The baby's sleeping like a baby.

Stephanie: "Gia told everyone that I paid Jimmy twenty bucks to go out with me."
Kimmy: "Twenty bucks? Boy. Prices sure have gone up since I left junior high."

Danny: "You know the rule: No arguing an hour after eating. You want to get a cramp?"

Danny: "Hey, Joey, isn't there a way we can trade Aaron for a loudmouth to be named later?"

Joey: Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?
Jesse: Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon.'

Duane: "Whatever."

Nelson: "...is there anyone I can call? Write? Buy?"

Kimmy: (enters)"You guys aren't gonna believe this. Stanford turned me down, too."
Stephanie: (sarcastically)"I, for one, am shocked."

Stephanie: (to Kimmy)"You were absent on career day, weren't you?"

Steph: Oh no, it's Kimmy Gibbleburger!

D.J. to Nelson-"Kimmy is getting married!"

Nelson in response-"To what?" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy.

^^^ That's one of my favorites. :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. If my memory serves me, Danny was cleaning his rubber gloves. :D :D :D

^^^ That's one of my favorites. :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. If my memory serves me, Danny was cleaning his rubber gloves. :D :D :D

Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves.

Denise: (to Michelle)"You know, your sister's getting on my last nerve."
Michelle: "Try living with her."

Joey Gladstone:
What are you talking about? We are right on time.

Danny Tanner:
Joey, that's a barometer.

Joey Gladstone:
Well, in that case, we'd better get moving. There's a hurricane brewing.

Stephanie: "Oh, no. Harmonica Girl lives."

Danny: "Every man deserves a chance to just sit back and reflect on the deeper meaning of life."

Lou Bond: "Your downstairs daughter."

Lou: (to Danny)"What do you say to cigars on the back porch?"

Danny: "Something's crooked here, and it's not the foundation."

Jesse: "Must be Comet's poker night."

Michelle: "It's the best house I ever lived in."

Lou: "Well, that was a Hallmark moment..."

Joey: "I wasn't gonna leave my fingerprints on the lid, that's for sure."

Stephanie: "Well, that cleared the yard."

Michelle: "We all live here."

D.J.:
Kimmy called me a geek-burger.

Stephanie: (to Joey) "No date tonight, huh?"
Joey: "Zip - ola."

Stephanie: "Gibbler, don't you ever knock?"

Kimmy: "I'm 16 today."
Stephanie: "And what would that be in human years?"

Kimmy: "... I'll just pretend I don't know a thing."
Stephanie: "That'll be easy."

Kimmy: "Hey, horn dogs... Get a room."

Kimmy: "I don't have a clue."
Stephanie: "That's for sure."

Stephanie: "Coincidence? I'd call it a bombshell."

Kimmy: "You baked a cake for me?"
Stephanie: "Baked, defrosted, whatever."

Danny Tanner:
It's great that you wanna bake cookies for Stephanie, but not if it means it's gonna cost your job.

Steph:
Unless you wanna be a baker.

Danny Tanner:
Thank you, Stephanie.

Steph:
You're welcome.

D.J.:
He was being sarcastic.

Steph:
So was I.

Morgan: "Come along, Elizabeth. This is why you don't go to public school."

Cowboy: "You know, I never thought I'd get a chance to say this, but, they went that a away."

(Last lines of the series.)
Jesse: (to Michelle)"But we stuck it out and we got through it."
Joey: "Just like we always do."
Danny: "Just like we always will."

Michelle: (to Stephanie)"May I have that cupcake, please?"
Stephanie: "No, you may not."
Michelle: "But I was polite and said 'please'."
Stephanie: "I was polite, too. I said 'No, you may not'."
(Michelle takes off her badge.)
Michelle: "Guess what... Politeness Week is (over)."
(Michelle grabs the cupcake and runs out of the kitchen, followed by Stephanie.)
Stephanie: "How rude!"

Stephanie: "Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse."
Kimmy: (to D.J.)"She is such a tattle-tale."
Stephanie: "I am not! I'm telling you said that."

Steph:
D.J., I know you said that the Wolfman wasn't real, but if he was, would he be driving an Isuzu?

Steph:
D.J., I know you said that the Wolfman wasn't real, but if he was, would he be driving an Isuzu?

lol made me laugh

"Danny, you don't have to be hip and cool. You're spick and span."--joey

^^^ I forget what episode it is, but at one point, Joey and Jesse find Danny at the kitchen sink and when Jesse thought that Danny was cleaning liquid soap, Danny then said that he was only cleaning the rubber gloves that were on his hands. Joey was then like, "Danny, there is no shame in therapy." :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This interaction I believe is somewhere within the second and third seasons.

Michelle Elizabeth Tanner:
I liked the Rippers better when Uncle Jesse was in it.

Jesse Katsopolis:
Thanks, munchkin.

Michelle Elizabeth Tanner:
And before they had a hit song, and before they got famous, and before they're opening for the stones...

Jesse Katsopolis:
They're opening for the Stones?

Michelle Elizabeth Tanner:
Only on the West Coast.

Joseph 'Joey' Gladstone:
Michelle, I think that's all the help he can get.

Stephanie: "What do you recommend?"
D.J.: "I recommend another table."

Danny Tanner:
How did you pass your test last time?

Jesse Katsopolis:
Well, I accidentally glimpsed at the person's paper sitting next to me. This time they passed out different tests. I don't get it. It's like they don't trust us or something...

Danny Tanner:
I don't get it. I drive the freeways. They give ever idiot a driver's license.

Joey Gladstone:
[Looks at Jesse] Not every idiot.

Stephanie: "All I need is something to keep my breakfast down."

Danny: "Jess, kids need rules."

Jesse: (to Danny)"What is your problem today, man?"

Danny: "Hold on to your socks, we're gonna see rocks."

Michelle: "I broke the dinosaur."

Joey: "You know, I've never been to Dollywood."

Steve Hale:
I didn't even know love until I met you.

D.J.: "We'll call this 'the after picture'."

Danny: "I always wondered where that tunnel in Hogan's Heroes came out."
Joey: (imitating Burkhalter) "Shut up, Klink!"

^^^ What episode is that from?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

^^^ What episode is that from?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

I don't know.

(fFirst line of the series.)
Danny: "Let's go, Mom. Your bags are in the cab, the meter's running..."

Michelle: "I'm really growing up..."

Joey: "Yeah. That was the year I got to Simonize the gutters.'

Stephanie: (sarcastically)"Well, pin a rose on your nose!"

Kimmy: "We never cleaned at my house. We move in, trash the place for five years, then move out."

Joey: "All right. He's a psycho with a dust mop."

Stephanie: "She's totally brainwashed!"

Jesse: "Danny, were you kidnapped by The Grateful Dead?"

Kimmy: "Okay, Mr. T. Have a cow, and talk my rear out of here."

Jesse: "When's it gonna stop hurting, man?"

Danny: (to Jesse)"Talkin' about it, that's what helps me. Talking about the memories. That's what keeps her in your heart."

Kimmy: "We never cleaned at my house. We move in, trash the place for five years, then move out."
And apparently, she continued to be a neighbor during each of the show's eight seasons.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. The season five spring cleaning episode is when she talked about her family there. She mentions having a brother in at least two episodes of the show. Of course, we never see him, but I only wonder if he received better treatment from their parents. Do keep in mind what Danny said to her when she asked him if he had ever thought after about obedience school when Comet first entered the picture in season three. He was like, "Yes and tell your parents that I am willing to pay half."

Gia: "Hiii, little Michelle. Are you ready for your first day of third grade?"
Michelle: "Are you ready for your third year of seventh grade?"

^^^ I hated what she said to Michelle when their parents first started dating. She was like, "Don't worry, little Michelle, we'll find a place for you. It's a big house." If Gia had been put with Comet, I would've been like, "Are they trying to get arrested for animal cruelty?"

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Michelle:
Is it almost time for my party?

Becky:
You have two and a half hours still.

Michelle:
How long is that?

Jesse:
A Sesame Street and a Mister Rogers.

Michelle:
Wow. Turning five is going to take forever.

^^^ Two and a half hours is two Sesame Streets and a Mister Rogers instead of just one Sesame Street and a Mister Rogers.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I am not ashamed to admit that for the past month, I have been watching old Sesame Street clips at You Tube. My most favorite human character isn't here anymore. I love the late beautiful precious masterpiece of a gentleman who gave us David so much. :crying: :crying: :crying:

[Michelle has regained her memory after a bout of amnesia]

Michelle Tanner:
How out of it was I?

Jesse Katsopolis:
Well, you were pretty out of it. I mean, you were here, sweetheart, but it was like a part of you was missing. So it was like part of all of us was missing. But, we stuck it out and we got through it.

Joey Gladstone:
Just like we always do.

Danny Tanner:
Just like we always will.

[end of series]

Michelle: "Ii love this game."

[Becky has brought a bowl of green liquid to the Tanners' cookout]

Becky Donaldson:
The Jell-O didn't gel yet.

Danny Tanner:
[looks at the bowl, puzzled] It's okay, we'll tell everyone it's lime soup.

Jesse: "Hey, lovebirds. Get a cage."

Joey: "...I give you, meat muffins."

Stephanie: (to Michelle)"I guess you don't remember where you got that count to a million trick."

Joey: "Well, Comet's a big hairy cheater."

D.J.: "She's drunk."
Stephanie: "No. We've got to tell Dad."
D.J.: "No, no. We can't... If he finds out, she'll never be allowed back in the house."
Stephanie: "Again, I say: We've gotta tell Dad."

D.J.: "We just didn't wanna burn out on fun."

Kimmy: (hungover)"Somebody turn down the sun."

D.J.: "Then let it die."

Stephanie: "Approval denied."

D.J.: "I called Grandma and she said that Uncle Jesse's real name is Hermes."
Rebecca, Stephanie, Michelle: (together)"Hermes?"

^^^ There is a race car driver named Hermie Sadler. :) :) :)

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

Danny Tanner: "Well, just remember when children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most."

(During a daydream.)

Joey: "Do I look like I've dropped my chips?"

Becky: "My honey is the world's oldest Elvis impersonator."

Joey: (to Danny)"You're a tall slob."

Adult Stephanie: "I looove my life."
Adult D.J.: "Your perkiness is no longer cute."

(Adult Kimmy enters.)

Adult Kimmy: "Hi, Tanners."
Jesse: "Kimmy Gibbler! Oh, my God."
Jesse and Joey: (together)"Whoaa, baby!"
Adult Kimmy: "Eat your hearts out, boys. Too bad you weren't nice to me when I was a kid."

Adult Kimmy: "Come on, girls. We've got to get to the mall. Adios, Tanners."

(Adult Kimmy exits.)

Danny: "She was so smart when she was three."

Joey: "Well, you can't blame me; I'm just the old, fat guy who lives in the basement."

(After the daydream ends.)
Danny: "And we all lived miserably ever after."

(All of the previous quotes came from the same episode.)

Stephanie: "Good thing I played hard to get."

Kimmy: "Speed it up, you little twerpsicles. (to Stephanie) Better get back to your cabin, blondie. Isn't it past your bedtime too?"
Stephanie: "You know, Kimmy, you could use a little beauty rest yourself. About a year should bring you up to a 'yuck'."

D.J.: "Steve's not my husband."
Michelle: "Not yet."

Danny: "She was so smart when she was three."
Then Danny was like, "What happened?" :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I love his response to when grown up D.J. said to him that she needed her own room. He said, "This town is full of rooms!" :D :D :D

D.J.: (to Stephanie)"You got in a car with Beavis and Butt-head."

D.J.: (sarcastically)"Wow! Does he have an older brother? Maybe we can all double date together and drive off a cliff together."

Stephanie: "I've got a need for speed."

^^^ I remember that episode. It's when the grownup characters got hooked on Michelle's video game. I love what D.J. says to Stephanie. :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Stephanie: "Hi, Deej."
D.J.: "How long have you guys been here?"
Michelle: "Seven years."
D.J.: "I didn't mean on the planet, Michelle. How much did you guys hear?"
Stephanie: "Just enough to ruin your life."

^^^ That exchange is from when D.J. gets a driving ticket thanks to Kimmy and Stephanie and Michelle agree to keep quiet about it, but only if they have the ability to go through D.J.'s closet. :D :D :D

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Steph: Michelle, you are old enough to hear this... How rude!
Michelle: [to Uncle Jesse] Why does she always say that?