Whenever we remember a funny line or something we like, come here and post it. Remember to attribute the quote to which character said it--even one shot characters......one quote per post please.

I'll start:

Deena Becker: "TURN BLUE!" :lol:

"Who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy Magic Marker!" :lol: -Natalie Green.

Natalie (in reference to new girl Jo): "She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?"
:lol:

Jo Polniaczek: "Blair would you stop bubbling, I hate it when you bubble!"

Jo Polniaczek: "You're old, you're ugly, you live with it!"

Jo Polniaczek: "Nice girls don't throw trees!"

Blair Warner: "Why do we even have finals? We've already been tested on the material, where's the trust?"

Blair Warner: "Well there's a combo, the untamed, the unloved, and the unwashed!"

Blair Warner: "Sometimes men understand things better when we don't tell them things they may have trouble understanding."

1) Nat and Jo fighting about the book banning

Jo-well I hope your happy with yourself
Nat- I was upset
Jo- A library is like a church...your supposed to be QUIET!
Blair- hey
Jo-Take a hike!

2) Nat talking about her "study date" with Neil

Nat- he picked a quiet table in the back and before I new it his was touching mine
Blair- WHAT!
Nat- his Algrbra book was touching mine
Tootie- right there on the table out in the open

3) Jo becoming the mad bomber! (my favorite Jo moment BTW!)

Jo- A clock I need a clock
Nat- Jo wait!
Jo- Mrs. Garrett I'm taking ya egg timer oh and I need a fuse and I'll mix up some chemicals in the science lab.
Mrs. G- whada making a bomb?
Nat- YES! YES!
Mrs. G- What!
Jo- i'm gonna roll it through their front doors and then POW boy pow dead Kowasaki's all over the place.
Mrs. G- I take it you didn't get the job...may I have those matches please
Jo- That's right I DID NOT GET THE JOB. did anyone miss that I DID NOT GET THE JOB! go ahead Blair hit me with your best shot go head!

Nat (during the all night cram session): "Blair, have you ever......flushed hotly?"

Nat: "Oh great, she goes from food to sex and I can't have either!"

Nat: "See those little bolts? These are my brainwave conductors"

Blair reading to Baley

Blair- This is the number one can you say 1?
Baley- 1
Blair- oh this is fun. this is a 2 can you say 2?
Baley- 2
Blair- and this is a....oh no!
Jo- oh sorry there Baley that's as high as she goes

Natalie's Sex Symbol days

"Well then it's good bye Natalie...HELLO HOT LIPS!"

"what about my reputation, all my life i've been told to be a good girl, it was easy to do up untill now I never had a date. Now after 1, one innocent little trip to the library all those years of hard work go down the tubes. Why? i'll tell you why. You spent those same years being told ya gotta make out get a rep as a ladies man. I'm a victum of Macho Malepractice!"

Blair: I wore these boots because they go with my skirt. No one told me I would have to march in them!

Blair to Beverly Ann in the Wonderful Life takeoff episode:

"I'll call my friend the Easter Bunny, I have his personal number, its 9-1-1!" :lol:

After Natalie's overly sensual description of baked goods, Mrs G responds:

"It sounds to me like you should be selling these cookies at The PussyCat Theater!" :D

Mrs. G. "From now on, make sure that you lipsticks have lipstick in them!

Mrs. G to Jo during the gas leak.

"Jo..Jo only twice in my life i've spoken in an abatraery manner. Once when my husband mortaged our home to pay the bookie and now GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!"

^ :lol: I love that scene. The part where Natalie freaks out over the building being on fire is funny too :lol:.

Mr Bradley: "And what do we call this?" (referring to a bell pepper on Mrs G's plate)
Mrs G: "I call it....MY BUSINESS!" :D

(also in same show)

Mrs G (sniffing): "what's that wonderful smell?"
Molly: "Cinnamon buns. the cook baked them fresh today"
Mrs G :"What a rotten thing to do!" :lol:

Natalie: What is this? I have a purse strap with no purse! There was a purse attached to this strap!

"Nat you told me you could get the company car. "
"Did I lie?" :lol:

Natalie and Tootie after they come back from the record store
Tootie: Mrs. Garrett you should see what we got at the record store
Nat: 3 bongs
Mrs. G: I don't know that group are they punk rock
Tootie: No it's not a musical group look here, Bong Bong Bong. One for me, one for Natalie and we brought one for you too
Nat: Yeah, were a 3 bong family
Mrs. G: Girls do you know what these are used for
Tootie: Sure you put Jelly beans in them
Nat: I'm going to put Root Beer in mine it comes with a built in straw

The Greek Connection when Blair relizes her ankle is better
Blair: Alone at last
Blair gets up and walks
Jo comes in
Jo: Blair...
Jo is stunned to see Blair walking
Blair: Hallelujah I'm healed. It's a Miracle, I can walk
Jo chases her and the show ends

Tootie walks in the room with feathers on her ears.
Jo- what's going on here
Tootie- it's my new look what do ya think?
Jo- keep looking
Natalie- what's going on? did I miss anything? why are their dead birds hanging from your ears?

Natalie working on a paper
Blair (with Baley)- hey Auntie Natalie tell us how we are feeling today!
Natalie- we are feeling susicidal!

Mrs G teaching Tootie how to drive:

Mrs G--"Look to the left, look to the right, look to the left, look to the right, look to the left and then go..."
Tootie--"I don't think I can stop!"

In another episode

Mrs G--Natalie, how about showing Jo a better place to park her bike?
Jo--How 'bout I park it on Blair's face?

Natalie: Mrs. Garrett, we didn't buy that blouse. We stole it.
Blair: You stole it? Well, at least you didn't pay good money for that.

Natalie: Mrs. Garrett, we didn't buy that blouse. We stole it.
Blair: You stole it? Well, at least you didn't pay good money for that.


Less than an hour ago, I started a thread in your honor and called it "First Time Poster". In between then and now, the moderator of the page has responded to it. I would be very interested in what you think of the post!

Natalie: Mrs. Garrett, we didn't buy that blouse. We stole it.
Blair: You stole it? Well, at least you didn't pay good money for that.

Welcome to the board mjensen55! I love that quote as well. And I have to agree with Blair, that blouse was hideous! :lol:

Natalie and Tootie after they come back from the record store
Tootie: Mrs. Garrett you should see what we got at the record store
Nat: 3 bongs
Mrs. G: I don't know that group are they punk rock
Tootie: No it's not a musical group look here, Bong Bong Bong. One for me, one for Natalie and we brought one for you too
Nat: Yeah, were a 3 bong family
Mrs. G: Girls do you know what these are used for
Tootie: Sure you put Jelly beans in them
Nat: I'm going to put Root Beer in mine it comes with a built in straw

The Greek Connection when Blair relizes her ankle is better
Blair: Alone at last
Blair gets up and walks
Jo comes in
Jo: Blair...
Jo is stunned to see Blair walking
Blair: Hallelujah I'm healed. It's a Miracle, I can walk
Jo chases her and the show ends

Those are two of my favorites too. :lol:

Blair: "I'm making a taco!"-"Fast Food"

Jo: This is my grandfather, Joseph Polniaczek. I was named after him.

Beverly Ann: I was named after my grandfather too. Boris Ann.

I don't know why but that line always cracks me up! :lol:

From Down and Out in Malibu-

Blair (when she shows up to find Jo in a jail cell)-Jo...I brought the bail money. And I want you to know that no matter what you've done...I don't want my name brought into this. :lol:

I think it's the tone of her voice when she says it that makes me laugh so hard. She sounds like she's being so supportive and then of course makes it all about her. :)

Mrs. Garrett in the episode, All by Herself (she says this in a kind of wailing voice).
"My store is a greenhouse, there's a naked man in the middle of the room... and I still don't know how many hens to make!" :lol:

During Sex Symbol

Natalie: I didn't do anything with those guys.
Neil: That's not what I heard.
Natalie: So what? I didn't do anything with you either! That's not what I heard.

so, my cousin showed me this tomato he grew, and I thought of this:

Jo: Look what we dug up out of the solar greenhouse!
Blair: Your face?
Jo: It's a bok choy.
Mrs. G: Chinese cabbage!
Blair: Well!!! E-I-E-I-O!

makes me laugh every time :lol:

From Summer of 84...
Blair: Hey! Doesn't anyone want to know what I did over my summer?
Natalie: We know what you did Blair; you went to Paris and shopped, and London and shopped and New York-
Blair: That's not all I did. I went to Iowa!
Gang looks up from their plates
Mrs. Garrett: You went to Iowa?
Natalie: To shop? :lol:
Blair: No, Cliff thought that after going together all of these months that I should meet his parents and they live in Iowa... on a farm.
Tootie: A farm?
Jo: As in E-I-E-I-O? :lol:

And one of my favorite lines from For The Asking...
Tootie (to Natalie): Hi! Anybody call?
Natalie: Yeah, the phone company. They want to thank you for reaching out and touching everyone :lol:.

Blair: ...and now she turns her perfect face upon the world below. "The Moon", Emily Dickinson.

Jo: It's freezing. - Jo Polniaczek

Blair: "A Warner is like a delicate souffle."

Jo: "Yeah, light and empty"

(from the fol reunion)

Blair: "I think someone famous once said Thou shalt not steal"

One of my absolute favorite lines, especially since Lisa is so spiritual in real life and because its just so Blair! :D