Here are some new definitions for old words that I received in an E-mail. Caution: read slowly - it may take a while for the light to shine, but these are very clever!

ARBITRATOR - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

AVOIDABLE - What a bullfighter try's to do

BERNADETTE - The act of burning a mortgage

BURGLARIZE - What a crook sees with

CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate

COUNTERFEITERS - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

ECLIPSE - What an English barber does for a living

EYEDROPPER - A clumsy ophthalmologist

HEROES - What a guy in a boat does

LEFTBANK - What the robber did when his bag was full of money

MISTY - How golfers create divots

PARADOX - Two physicians

PARASITES - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

PHARMACIST - A helper on the farm

POLARIZE - What penguins see with

PRIMATE - Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

RELIEF - What trees do in the Spring

RUBBERNECK - What you do to relax your wife

SELFISH - What the owner of a seafood store does

SUDAFED - Brought litigation against a government official

aren't words fun?!?!

:lol: Those are funny.

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Those were cute. :lol:

ARBITRATOR - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

:lol: I'm sending this one to my dad (the lawyer) :lol:

Got a nice chuckle over those. Thanks!!!!:thumbsup:

Got a nice chuckle over those. Thanks!!!!:thumbsup:
You're welcome Rich!

CONTROL - A short, ugly inmate
I'm sorry, but I didn't understand this one. (English isn't my first language either.)

Con is short for convict which is another word for prisoner or inmate. And a troll is a short ugly creature that appears in many fairy tale stories. Hope this helps.

Actually, I understood it right after I had sent my last post. http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6751/angry5mz4.gif

Love those!:lol:

Yeah, me too. :D