POST 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
POST 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WoOoOhOoO! Woah I never thought it would last this long when I started it, Woah! Kewlies!

:dance: :guitar: :dance: :guitar:

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama
teri starts doing a stip tease on rev snow and they hump Cindy: ummmmmmm......where did YOU come from?

Donna: OMG, Reverand Snow and Terri Alden just actually had SEX on tv! Wait till his church see's this! *smiles evily*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: ummmmmmm......where did YOU come from?

Donna: OMG, Reverand Snow and Terri Alden just actually had SEX on tv! Wait till his church see's this! *smiles evily*

Lana: Boy Donna you're stupid I am a sex goddess *Flutters eyes* And that was NOT sex! Terri was humping his leg like a dog, doy. Boy do you need to take sex ed or something?!?!!?!

Larry: Speak it sistah!

Donna: Obviously not! Anyone can see that Terri ripped off the Revvies pants and started having sex with him! Maybe you're sight's a little blurry? I mean, you ARE getting up there...

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama
teri starts doing a stip tease on rev snow and they hump

[Mrs. Snow runs in]

Mrs. Snow: LUTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna pay a surprise visit to Chrissy and then i stopped to get something to eat at this little restaurant close to here. And they had the tv on "the Maury show" and i see YOU and that that that...WOMAN! How could you?????????

Maury: Oh my god my show....my poor...poor show.....is turning into a soap opera....

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
[Mrs. Snow runs in]

Mrs. Snow: LUTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was gonna pay a surprise visit to Chrissy and then i stopped to get something to eat at this little restaurant close to here. And they had the tv on "the Maury show" and i see YOU and that that that...WOMAN! How could you?????????

Maury: Oh my god my show....my poor...poor show.....is turning into a soap opera....

Luther: No no no!! It wasn't my fault! That lady ripped my pants off. Oh honey, let's just get out of here! These people are CRAZI!

S I L E N C E

Maury: Sooo.......are you people done? If you are...then i have these kids from boot camp who wanna be on my show.........

Jack: oh I'd LOOOOOOVE to see that!

Maury: They're dangerous.

Jack: Nevamind.....

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
S I L E N C E

Maury: Sooo.......are you people done? If you are...then i have these kids from boot camp who wanna be on my show.........

Jack: oh I'd LOOOOOOVE to see that!

Maury: They're dangerous.

Jack: Nevamind.....

Lana: Oh Maury I love kids from boot camp. But I love you more . . . . *Blows in Maury's ear and laughs* Forget your wife Connie, but REMEMBER me!!

[looks at Lana]

Jack: Does this mean..............you don't like ME anymore???????? :( :( [sarcastic voice]Oh im soooooooooooooooooo sad!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
[looks at Lana]

Jack: Does this mean..............you don't like ME anymore???????? :( :( [sarcastic voice]Oh im soooooooooooooooooo sad!

Lana: Aww poor Jackipoo. Me and you can meet in your room later today *Purrs at Jack*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Lana: Aww poor Jackipoo. Me and you can meet in your room later today *Purrs at Jack*

Helen: So . . . . anyone up for a game of scrabble at our apartment?

Jack: ME! But im not too great........Janet and Chrissy always beat me whenever we play.

RF: I will............and I am GREAT! Janet should know since we're SCRABBLE PARTNERS!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: ME! But im not too great........Janet and Chrissy always beat me whenever we play.

RF: I will............and I am GREAT! Janet should know since we're SCRABBLE PARTNERS!

[Jack, RF, and Helen enter Apartment 201. Larry is on the couch. He is tearing up things . . . including the scrabble board!]

Helen: Larrrrrrry! We wanted to play Scrabble! Oh well! You've been through a lot today, so I understand.

Jack: Since Larry tore up the Scrabble board...............anyone up for a game of MONOPOLY?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Since Larry tore up the Scrabble board...............anyone up for a game of MONOPOLY?

Helen: But Monopoly takes so long to play! And besides it would remind me of all the money Stanley keeps under his matress. He keeps his money warm but not me! *Hymph*

Jack: Ok then....what kind of games do you like to play Mrs. Roper?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Ok then....what kind of games do you like to play Mrs. Roper?

Helen: *Laughs* I've forgotten, it's been so many years . . . 20 I think.

Donna: What is this!? This is just freaky, you all are crazy! Come on Cindy, we're leaving!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: What is this!? This is just freaky, you all are crazy! Come on Cindy, we're leaving!

Helen: Bye hooker! Kiss all the diseased guys you get it on with!

[Helen closes the door in Cindy and Donna's face]

Helen: I didn't mean to do that to Cindy, but Donna is just so . . . so . . . she is such an anti-Stanley!!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Bye hooker! Kiss all the diseased guys you get it on with!

[Helen closes the door in Cindy and Donna's face]

Helen: I didn't mean to do that to Cindy, but Donna is just so . . . so . . . she is such an anti-Stanley!! *Donna busts thro door*
Donna: Ohhhhhhhhh, no u didnt! *grabs Helen's pearl necklace and runs to car and drives off, forcing Cindy in the car with her*
Cindy: What are you DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
*Donna busts thro door*
Donna: Ohhhhhhhhh, no u didnt! *grabs Helen's pearl necklace and runs to car and drives off, forcing Cindy in the car with her*
Cindy: What are you DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Helen: *shocked. She takes up a phone and dials a name* Hello, Officer Garfield? I've been robbed by a Donna Jones! Also, she broke into this apartment that I am in! Yes, thank you officer. Goodbye.

Larry: That was mean of Donna!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: *shocked. She takes up a phone and dials a name* Hello, Officer Garfield? I've been robbed by a Donna Jones!



Jack: So THAT's her last name???? :D Donna, u should never do those things to an old lady!! I mean...uh...nevermind.

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


Jack: So THAT's her last name???? :D Donna, u should never do those things to an old lady!! I mean...uh...nevermind.

Helen: God is going to get you for that Jack!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: God is going to get you for that Jack!

Jack: Gosh....sorry Sister Roper!!!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


Jack: Gosh....sorry Sister Roper!!!!!!

Helen: It's OK Jack. Hmm . . . now what?

Stanley: I say its time to hit the hay...

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Stanley: I say its time to hit the hay...

Jack: Whoa Mr. Roper where have you been?????

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Stanley: I say its time to hit the hay...

Helen: OK . . . I'll go with you but it depends on what we do under the covers! :)

Cindy: Donna what the f--- is gotten into you!?

Donna: Im gonna destroy all your friends Cindy! MWHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!! *takes ax and tears up the apartment complex, then drives off again*

Cindy: You just screwed their homes!!!!!!!

Jack: Greaaaat.......now where am i supposed to stay? :idea: Lets all move to the YMCA!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Donna what the f--- is gotten into you!?

Donna: Im gonna destroy all your friends Cindy! MWHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!! *takes ax and tears up the apartment complex, then drives off again*

Cindy: You just screwed their homes!!!!!!!

[Policeofficers Enter the Apartment. The apartment is messed up and in TOTAL disaray. They handcuff Donna]

Policeofficer: Miss Smith, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. Let's go!

Larry: Wait. CanI say something to Miss Smith?

PO: What?

Larry: [Larry slaps Donna. The Policeofficers restrain her. She spits at Larry. They take her away. Helen starts crying]

Helen: Our apartments are ruined! You kids and me and Mr. Roper don't have a good home anymore! *Cries*

[Cindy enters]

Larry: Cindy, how could you let this happen?!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


[Policeofficers Enter the Apartment. The apartment is messed up and in TOTAL disaray. They handcuff Donna]

Policeofficer: Miss Smith, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. Let's go!

Larry: Wait. CanI say something to Miss Smith?

PO: What?

Larry: [Larry slaps Donna. The Policeofficers restrain her. She spits at Larry. They take her away. Helen starts crying]

Helen: Our apartments are ruined! You kids and me and Mr. Roper don't have a good home anymore! *Cries*

[Cindy enters]

Larry: Cindy, how could you let this happen?! Cindy: It's not my fault!! I didn't want it to happen! *sigh* Im gonna go bail out Donna. I know, I know......but.....I love her! I can't just let them take my woman like that! (goes to the police station)
Im here to bail out Donna Jones.

Policewoman: the bail is set at $10,000, and u obviously dont......

[Cindy takes out a big stash of money and throws it at the policewoman's face. Donna is released, and Cindy takes her home]

Cindy: You know we have to talk about this!! What the in the hell were u doing!? Those people's places are fuc.kin screwed now!!!!!! You are going over there to tell them that you'r sorry,and that every amount of money you make stripping, and on Playboy, will go to them!!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: It's not my fault!! I didn't want it to happen! *sigh* Im gonna go bail out Donna. I know, I know......but.....I love her! I can't just let them take my woman like that! (goes to the police station)
Im here to bail out Donna Jones.

Policewoman: the bail is set at $10,000, and u obviously dont......

[Cindy takes out a big stash of money and throws it at the policewoman's face. Donna is released, and Cindy takes her home]

Cindy: You know we have to talk about this!! What the in the hell were u doing!? Those people's places are fuc.kin screwed now!!!!!! You are going over there to tell them that you'r sorry,and that every amount of money you make stripping, and on Playboy, will go to them!!

[meanwhile at the apartment]

Larry: I'm sorry Mrs. Roper. I never should have been involved with Cindy.

Helen: It's OK Larry *Sniff* It's not your fault that Donna is a. . . .a . . . . a DOG!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


[meanwhile at the apartment]

Larry: I'm sorry Mrs. Roper. I never should have been involved with Cindy.

Helen: It's OK Larry *Sniff* It's not your fault that Donna is a. . . .a . . . . a DOG! (goes to apartment)
Cindy: Okay Donna! Tell them that you will give them all the money you make from your stripping and from being the Playboy centerfold.
Donna: *sighs* Whatever.....um, yeah. *rolls eyes @Larry, flips her hair and turns around to leave*
[Larry hears her mutter somethng with his name in it]

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
(goes to apartment)
Cindy: Okay Donna! Tell them that you will give them all the money you make from your stripping and from being the Playboy centerfold.
Donna: *sighs* Whatever.....um, yeah. *rolls eyes @Larry, flips her hair and turns around to leave*
[Larry hears her mutter somethng with his name in it]

Larry: Back to you Donna. Cya.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Back to you Donna. Cya. [Donna walks up to Larry and flips him off right infront of his face]

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
[Donna walks up to Larry and flips him off right infront of his face]

Larry: I didn't say anything bad. I just said back to you. I didn't know what you said. [Walks towards Donna. Donna backs away and goes outside] Now frankly dear, I don't give a damn!

[Larry slams the door and locks it]

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: I didn't say anything bad. I just said back to you. I didn't know what you said. [Walks towards Donna. Donna backs away and goes outside] Now frankly dear, I don't give a damn!

[Larry slams the door and locks it] [Donna starts screaming really loud at Larry's door. [Larry can't stand it]

Donna: Oh, u want me to go away do you, MALE HO!? I bet u'd like it if I were to stick my foot up your ass! BWHAHAHAHA! im a little devil :D

[Larry opens the door angrily]
Donna: Whatcha gonna do? Hmmmmmm?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
[Donna starts screaming really loud at Larry's door. [Larry can't stand it]

Donna: Oh, u want me to go away do you, MALE HO!? I bet u'd like it if I were to stick my foot up your ass! BWHAHAHAHA! im a little devil :D

[Larry opens the door angrily]
Donna: Whatcha gonna do? Hmmmmmm?

Larry: Donna, you are one of the most immature adults I have ever met. And you know what, for this I am going to stoop to your level! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna slam the door in your face again!

[Larry slams the door in Donna's face]

Larry: And if you don't go away, I'll . . . I'll call the police again!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Donna, you are one of the most immature adults I have ever met. And you know what, for this I am going to stoop to your level! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna slam the door in your face again!

[Larry slams the door in Donna's face]

Larry: And if you don't go away, I'll . . . I'll call the police again! Donna: Yeah, I think we both know why u dnot wanna fight me.........*cough*yourscaredthaticouldwhoopyourass*cough. So, since u are, lets just say I win k? bye!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Yeah, I think we both know why u dnot wanna fight me.........*cough*yourscaredthaticouldwhoopyourass*cough. So, since u are, lets just say I win k? bye!

Larry: Whatever!

[Larry slams the door in her face. Outside, we see Donna fall down the stairs. She falls to the ground. Her neck APPEARS to be broken. Larry opens the door because of the weird noises coming from outside. He stares in shock]

Helen: Larry what's- [sees Donna] Donna!!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Whatever!

[Larry slams the door in her face. Outside, we see Donna fall down the stairs. She falls to the ground. Her neck APPEARS to be broken. Larry opens the door because of the weird noises coming from outside. He stares in shock]

Helen: Larry what's- [sees Donna] Donna!! Donna: Im fine, that bastard PUSHED me off the stares! But since Im nice the way I am, Im not pressing any charges....bye! [drives to her house, and arrives at her house]

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Im fine, that bastard PUSHED me off the stares! But since Im nice the way I am, Im not pressing any charges....bye! [drives to her house, and arrives at her house]

[at the house]
[Donna sees a shadow. She asks who it is]

Shadow: Prepare to meet your maker!!

[The shadow pulls out a gun and shoots Donna 10 times. Donna falls to the floor, dead. The shadow then scurries away. Cindy enters and screams]

Originally posted by Sean Snow


[at the house]
[Donna sees a shadow. She asks who it is]

Shadow: Prepare to meet your maker!!

[The shadow pulls out a gun and shoots Donna 10 times. Donna falls to the floor, dead. The shadow then scurries away. Cindy enters and screams] (ummmmm, no)

Donna: Cindy, do u know what that Larry did to me!? He pushed me down the stairs!
Cindy: Larry didn't do thta! you need to stop lying, or else Im leaving you! You got it!? One more lie, and Im leaving.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026

Donna: Cindy, do u know what that Larry did to me!? He pushed me down the stairs!
Cindy: Larry didn't do thta! you need to stop lying, or else Im leaving you! You got it!? One more lie, and Im leaving.

[meanwhile at the apartment]

Larry: There was this great movie on TV where this girl named Donna got killed by a shadow *le sigh* I wish it was in real life.

Helen: That's no way to talk about her!

Larry: She is such a b$#$%! And why do you keep hanging around the apartment?

Helen: *Hymph* Meanie!

RF: [enters] I'm back everyone!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: [enters] I'm back everyone!

Larry: Hi RF!

Helen: Hello Ralph . . . *goes up to Ralph* Ralph, I never noticed the deepness of your eyes . . . *Stares* You know what RF, I never noticed how . . . how . . . handsome you are.

RF: Hi...Mrs. Roper???????? Um, you're pretty too i guess...THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING THOUGH STAN!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Hi...Mrs. Roper???????? Um, you're pretty too i guess...THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING THOUGH STAN!

Helen: *Takes out knife* I killed him! *Laughs evily* I killed him in our apartment last night! *Puts her arm around RF* Now tell me you love me! Now! Now! Tell me I'm . .. I'm . . . I'm BOOTYLICIOUS!

RF: GET OFF ME WOMAN!!!! [tries to run away] Lana helppppp meeeeeee!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: GET OFF ME WOMAN!!!! [tries to run away] Lana helppppp meeeeeee!

Lana: No you piece of slime! You deserve Mrs. Roper! *Hymph*

Helen: Ralphiepoo don't you love me?

RF: NO!!!!!!! I love Lana!!!!!!!!!!!! Helen you need help....you're cheating on your husband![hugs Lana and never lets her go]

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: NO!!!!!!! I love Lana!!!!!!!!!!!! Helen you need help....you're cheating on your husband![hugs Lana and never lets her go]

Lana: Get off me RF! [Slaps him with her purse]

Helen: Oh sorry Ralph I got carried away. Id idn't kill Mr. Roper but . . . I'm divorcing him. And I . . . really really like you. You're just so suave and handsome . . . so please RF! You're my only hope!

RF: Sorry Mrs. Roper, but im way too sexy for you.....the ladies love me including Lana who just says she hates me to hide her TRUE feelings! [hugs Lana]

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Sorry Mrs. Roper, but im way too sexy for you.....the ladies love me including Lana who just says she hates me to hide her TRUE feelings! [hugs Lana]

Lana: Get off me or so help me I'll get a restraining order on you you dirty old man!!! *Hits RF until RF's nose starts bleeding, then leaves*

Helen: Ralph . . . I can treat you better then that! I can love you, hold you, all the things Lana won't do! RF, I'm real. Lana's love for you isn't. It's obvious she hates you! But I don't. I love you!!!

RF: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE YOU! You have a HUSBAND!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE YOU! You have a HUSBAND!

Helen: *Cries* I do not!!! We're divorcing! Oh I thought you were a good friend but you aren't! *Cries*

RF: I'm sorry, its just that my "friends" don't ask each other to seduce them....

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: I'm sorry, its just that my "friends" don't ask each other to seduce them....

Helen: Well look what you're doing to Lana, you big fat ugly hypocrite! *Runs out crying*

Larry: There's gonna be trouubbbbllleeeeeeeee

RF: You must be blind cuz im not fat! I'm skinny and wimpy.....

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: You must be blind cuz im not fat! I'm skinny and wimpy.....

Larry: HA! *Stares* Oh I didnt' say anything *Snickers*

RF: LARRY!!!!! I thought we were partners in crime!!! :(

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: LARRY!!!!! I thought we were partners in crime!!! :(

Larry: I don't trust anyone any more! After what Cindy did to me . . . :(

RF: Well thats a different story......

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Well thats a different story......

Reverand Snow: Well . . . umm I must be going. Oh RF, why don't you talk to Helen? Maybe you two can work things out. [Leaves the apartment singing "Love is in the Air"]

RF: Reverend...nobody understands. I don't understand how people don't think its wrong for a single guy to go out with a married woman. And Stanley is my friend.....I couldn't do that to him. Nobody sees ANYTHING wrong with that?

[Jack walks in]

Jack: Sorry I was gone so long.........its just that i went on a cooking convention and...[his eyes catch a lovely brunette] WHO is that????

RF: Um....Janet?????? Or Lana........HEY SHES MINE! Well anyway, ever since you left Helen has been botherin me...

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
[Jack walks in]

Jack: Sorry I was gone so long.........its just that i went on a cooking convention and...[his eyes catch a lovely brunette] WHO is that????

RF: Um....Janet?????? Or Lana........HEY SHES MINE! Well anyway, ever since you left Helen has been botherin me...

Larry: Erm. Hey RF, do you want some beer? I have a few caseloads in the kitchen.

RF: Suuuuure!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Suuuuure!

[30 minutes later . . . RF and Larry are drunk]

Larry: RF you're eyes are so so BEAUTIFUL. Erm sorry moment.

[Helen enters]

Helen: Hi Ralph . . . I came up here to appologize.

RF: Oh...don't apologize...[faints]

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Oh...don't apologize...[faints]

[Helen wakes up RF]

Helen: Do you mean it? Hey . . . do you like me as . . . more then a friend?

Larry: [thinking] Wait . . . RF is drunk! He might not mean what he says. Oh well. Maybe what he says will make Mrs. Roper happy.

RF: YES HELEN.............[faints again]

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: YES HELEN.............[faints again]

Helen: Really?!

[Helen takes RF downstairs]

[In the Ropers Apartment, Helen and Ralph kiss. But . . . Stanley enters]

Helen: STANLEY!

Stanley: HELEN! What is going on? Who is this guy? I leave for one second and you're all over him!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Stanley: HELEN! What is going on? Who is this guy? I leave for one second and you're all over him!!!!!!!!

Helen: Oh Stanley *Starts to Cry* It's not his fault. I lied to him. I said we were divorcing and *whimper* it's jus that you haven't been giving me any attention. I feel like you don't love me any more *Breaks down some more*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Oh Stanley *Starts to Cry* It's not his fault. I lied to him. I said we were divorcing and *whimper* it's jus that you haven't been giving me any attention. I feel like you don't love me any more *Breaks down some more*

Stanley: Helen, Thats still no reason to cheat...I'm tired Helen we were so free and frisky in our younger years that I've had my fill.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane

Stanley: Helen, Thats still no reason to cheat...I'm tired Helen we were so free and frisky in our younger years that I've had my fill.

Helen: But Stanley I haven't! Relationships are not just about one person, it's about everyone! *Starts to cry again*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: But Stanley I haven't! Relationships are not just about one person, it's about everyone! *Starts to cry again*

Stanley: Fine Helen, I'm sorry I'll...I'll try to perform for you sometime...I don't know when and I don't know why but it will happen someday.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: Fine Helen, I'm sorry I'll...I'll try to perform for you sometime...I don't know when and I don't know why but it will happen someday.

Helen: Oh Stanley! Don't do it because you have to do it. Do it because you love me. Oh Stanley, do you hate me? Do you?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Oh Stanley! Don't do it because you have to do it. Do it because you love me. Oh Stanley, do you hate me? Do you?

Stanley: I don't hate you, I just thought that we would be like other couples fun and fancy free when were younger and then settle down but I guess there isn't going to be any settling down.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: I don't hate you, I just thought that we would be like other couples fun and fancy free when were younger and then settle down but I guess there isn't going to be any settling down.

Helen: Stanley, we're old. We need to enjoy the years we have together, not bicker all the time. OH Stanley! *Hugs Stanley*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Stanley, we're old. We need to enjoy the years we have together, not bicker all the time. OH Stanley! *Hugs Stanley*

Stanley: I guess you're right Helen I'll try to be nicer *kisses her on the cheek*

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: I guess you're right Helen I'll try to be nicer *kisses her on the cheek*

Helen: Oh Stanley! *Hugs Stanley some more* I'm sorry for doing this to you!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Oh Stanley! *Hugs Stanley some more* I'm sorry for doing this to you!

Stanley: Its ok Helen don't worry about it..Well That was a great performance on my behalf..I think I'll go to bed now goodnight Helen.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: Its ok Helen don't worry about it..Well That was a great performance on my behalf..I think I'll go to bed now goodnight Helen.

Helen: Alright hunny. Goodnight! Oh and RF, leave. I don't want to be reminded of what I did.

[RF leaves drunkenly]

RF: YES!!!!! She's gone!!!! :D Now.....where's Lana............

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Alright hunny. Goodnight! Oh and RF, leave. I don't want to be reminded of what I did.

[RF leaves drunkenly]

Stanley: Helen I want you to come to bed too that's what I mean by "Good Night"...;) :grineyes: :liplick:

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: YES!!!!! She's gone!!!! :D Now.....where's Lana............

[Lana walks up the stairs to the apartment buildingand sees RF]

Lana: Leave me alone you old man!

Stanley: Helen I want you to come to bed too that's what I mean by "Good Night"...

Helen: OH STANLEY!!!

[Helen and Stanley go into their bedroom]

[A Banging of what seems to be a bed hitting the wall is heard from Helen and Stanleys Bedroom]

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
[A Banging of what seems to be a bed hitting the wall is heard from Helen and Stanleys Bedroom]

Helen: Oh no! Do you hear that banging? The pipes must be breaking in the wall!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Oh no! Do you hear that banging? The pipes must be breaking in the wall!

Stanley: I don't hear a thing *pulls the sheet over them*

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: I don't hear a thing *pulls the sheet over them*

Helen: Oh Stanley . . . where did you learn that move? *Giggles*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Oh Stanley . . . where did you learn that move? *Giggles*

Stanley: Helen please if you wanted to talk we should just talk but if you want to be fun and fancy free then lets get it ON!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: Helen please if you wanted to talk we should just talk but if you want to be fun and fancy free then lets get it ON!

Helen: Alright Stanley! *Giggles*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Alright Stanley! *Giggles*


*A woman knocks on the door of the apartment*

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane



*A woman knocks on the door of the apartment*

Helen: Oh lawd!

[Helen comes out of the bedroom. Her hair is in a mess [more then usual at lesat] She opens the door]

Helen: Who are you?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Oh lawd!

[Helen comes out of the bedroom. Her hair is in a mess [more then usual at lesat] She opens the door]

Helen: Who are you?

Jill: Hi, I'm looking for a Janet Wood, does she live here?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Hi, I'm looking for a Janet Wood, does she live here?

Helen: No, no. She lives upstairs in apartment 201. But she's out right now, at lesat she was. Can I take a message for you?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: No, no. She lives upstairs in apartment 201. But she's out right now, at lesat she was. Can I take a message for you?

Jill: Sure, I guess, could you tell her that Jill Wood is staying at The Cherry Boulevard Motel, and that she should call me there.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Sure, I guess, could you tell her that Jill Wood is staying at The Cherry Boulevard Motel, and that she should call me there.

Helen: Wood? Are you related to Janet?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Wood? Are you related to Janet?

Jill: Yes, actually I'm her sister.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Yes, actually I'm her sister.

Helen: Really? I never heard her mention you before.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Really? I never heard her mention you before.

Jill: Hmmm....I wonder why...

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Hmmm....I wonder why...

Helen: I also wonder why. Hey, do you want to come in for a cup of coffee?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: I also wonder why. Hey, do you want to come in for a cup of coffee?

Jill: Coffee sounds great. *she steps into the apartment*

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Coffee sounds great. *she steps into the apartment*

Helen: Alright. Hmm what should we discuss? [they sit down. Helen pours coffee] Hey . . . have you ever had weird romantic dreams about unicorns and cream soda?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Alright. Hmm what should we discuss? [they sit down. Helen pours coffee] Hey . . . have you ever had weird romantic dreams about unicorns and cream soda?

Jill: I can't say that I have. [she looks away and blinks her eyes five times and mouths the words "Oh My God!" then turns to Helen and smiles] So do you live with anyone else here?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: I can't say that I have. [she looks away and blinks her eyes five times and mouths the words "Oh My God!" then turns to Helen and smiles] So do you live with anyone else here?

Helen: Yes. I live with my husband Stanley Roper. Now, what have you come here to tell your sister?

Jack: Jill? I thought Janet's sister's name was Jenny???????

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Jill? I thought Janet's sister's name was Jenny???????

Helen: Jack! What are you doing in my apartment?!?! You didn't invite yourself! [Gasps] STALKER! Well anyway Jill must be her other sister.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Yes. I live with my husband Stanley Roper. Now, what have you come here to tell your sister?

Jill: I've come to tell her that I'm moving here...and that I'm going to be staying at a motel until my apartment is ready.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: I've come to tell her that I'm moving here...and that I'm going to be staying at a motel until my apartment is ready.

Helen: Why don't you stay with us Jill? We have an extra room we were going to use for a baby but Stanley gave up after the fifth time.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Why don't you stay with us Jill? We have an extra room we were going to use for a baby but Stanley gave up after the fifth time.

Jill: *pauses for a second to take in all thats happened including Jack running in and Helen's dreams* Um I'm not sure if I'd be comfortable staying here I wouldn't want to invade your privacy.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: *pauses for a second to take in all thats happened including Jack running in and Helen's dreams* Um I'm not sure if I'd be comfortable staying here I wouldn't want to invade your privacy.

Helen: It's OK Jill, we don't mind! Really, we don't. Oh has Pee Wee Herman ever been in your dreams? he was riding the unicorn in my dream but he screamed and fell off and the unicorn killed him and then I rode on the unicorn.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: It's OK Jill, we don't mind! Really, we don't. Oh has Pee Wee Herman ever been in your dreams? he was riding the unicorn in my dream but he screamed and fell off and the unicorn killed him and then I rode on the unicorn.

Jill: Thank you, but I think that I should let you and your husband be together without me...I think we might clash at times, thanks for the offer though.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Thank you, but I think that I should let you and your husband be together without me...I think we might clash at times, thanks for the offer though.

Helen: Are you sure Jill? I mean I've always wanted a person younger then me in the household. And Jack and Janet and Chrissy and Cindy and Ralph Furley and and Terri . . . wait not Terri, she's been rather scary recently, theyr'e so nice! You'd be great friends with them! Well you already know Janet but that's not the point.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Are you sure Jill? I mean I've always wanted a person younger then me in the household. And Jack and Janet and Chrissy and Cindy and Ralph Furley and and Terri . . . wait not Terri, she's been rather scary recently, theyr'e so nice! You'd be great friends with them! Well you already know Janet but that's not the point.

Jill: Well...since I'm not sure about staying in your exact apartment do you have any other apartments avaiable in this complex?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Well...since I'm not sure about staying in your exact apartment do you have any other apartments avaiable in this complex?

Helen: Yes, we do. Apartment 202. The current tenants, Bill and Joe are leaving. They want to get a bigger house so they can have children. Not together though. Adopted. *Laughs*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Yes, we do. Apartment 202. The current tenants, Bill and Joe are leaving. They want to get a bigger house so they can have children. Not together though. Adopted. *Laughs*

Jill: *shocked* Ok then I'll take it...

Stanley: *walks out in the nude* Helen!? I thought you wanted to :eek: *he sees Jack and Jill in the room* OH NO! *he runs back into the bedroom and slams the door.*

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: *shocked* Ok then I'll take it...

Stanley: *walks out in the nude* Helen!? I thought you wanted to :eek: *he sees Jack and Jill in the room* OH NO! he runs back into the bedroom and slams the door.

Helen: Oh sorry about that Jill. [screams to Stanley] One of the few times you're excited and I'm not there to enjoy it! *laughs* Stanley, come out here with the lease for Apartment 202! A Miss Jill Wood wants it!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Oh sorry about that Jill. [screams to Stanley] One of the few times you're excited and I'm not there to enjoy it! *laughs* Stanley, come out here with the lease for Apartment 202! A Miss Jill Wood wants it!

Stanley: *he comes out of the bedroom wearing a robe* Here is the lease for 202...What you saw before was a suit...it was called Birthday Suit...I wasn't really naked it was a costume...yea..yea..me and helen joke all the time!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: *he comes out of the bedroom wearing a robe* Here is the lease for 202...What you saw before was a suit...it was called Birthday Suit...I wasn't really naked it was a costume...yea..yea..me and helen joke all the time!

Helen: I wish we would joke more *Laughs* Okay, now sign on the dotted line [takes out pen] with this.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: I wish we would joke more *Laughs* Okay, now sign on the dotted line [takes out pen] with this.

Jill: *is scared but signs* When can I move in?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: *is scared but signs* When can I move in?

Helen: As soon as you want to. You can move in today if you want. Here's the keys [gives them to Jill]

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: As soon as you want to. You can move in today if you want. Here's the keys [gives them to Jill]

Jill: [takes the keys] Thank you..so who are all these people that you want me to meet exactly?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: [takes the keys] Thank you..so who are all these people that you want me to meet exactly?

Helen: Come with me to Apartment 201. Most of them go there and live there. I don't know how they fit in there but oh well. Oh, except RF Lana and Larry. They live in seperate apartments.

[Helen and Jill enter 201. Jack and Larry are in there right now]

Larry: . . . and I pushed her upa gainst the wall while she was moaning and [sees them] Oh hello Mrs. Roper! Who is this lovely lady?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Come with me to Apartment 201. Most of them go there and live there. I don't know how they fit in there but oh well. Oh, except RF Lana and Larry. They live in seperate apartments.

[Helen and Jill enter 201. Jack and Larry are in there right now]

Larry: . . . and I pushed her upa gainst the wall while she was moaning and [sees them] Oh hello Mrs. Roper! Who is this lovely lady?

Jill: If you were talking to me then I'm Jill, Janets sister.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: If you were talking to me then I'm Jill, Janets sister.

Larry: Hello Jill. What a lovely name! It reminds one of Farrah Fawcett.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Hello Jill. What a lovely name! It reminds one of Farrah Fawcett.

Jill: Umm..ok..but isn't it Farrah Fawcett-Majors?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Umm..ok..but isn't it Farrah Fawcett-Majors?

Larry: Well yeah but I mean Farrah Fawcett is faster to say. Hey do you want to go up to my apartment for a fun fun time?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Well yeah but I mean Farrah Fawcett is faster to say. Hey do you want to go up to my apartment for a fun fun time?

Jill: Sure if that means that you'll stay down here and I'll be up there alone, destroying all of your most valuable items..Then the answer is yes...I'm just kidding..I'm fine down here and I think its pretty fun fun right now.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Sure if that means that you'll stay down here and I'll be up there alone, destroying all of your most valuable items..Then the answer is yes...I'm just kidding..I'm fine down here and I think its pretty fun fun right now.

Larry: Well OK.

[Lana enters]

Helen: This is Lana Sheilds.

Lana: Who's that ugly woman?

Helen: Umm Lana that's not nice! This is Jill Wood, Janet's sister.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Well OK.

[Lana enters]

Helen: This is Lana Sheilds.

Lana: Who's that ugly woman?

Helen: Umm Lana that's not nice! This is Jill Wood, Janet's sister.

Jill: Hello Lana..[reaches out and shakes her hand]

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Hello Lana..[reaches out and shakes her hand]

Lana: Hello Jill. Has anyone seen my Jackipoo here? Oh by the way Jill, you better not date Jack because if you do I shall scrape off your hair with a pitchfork. Got it?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Lana: Hello Jill. Has anyone seen my Jackipoo here? Oh by the way Jill, you better not date Jack because if you do I shall scrape off your hair with a pitchfork. Got it?

Jill: I got it..[she raises her eyebrows, and then sits on the coach in between jack and larry]

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: I got it..[she raises her eyebrows, and then sits on the coach in between jack and larry]

Larry: So Jill, why didn't you call Janet in advance? I mean I never heard her mention you before. Just wondering.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: So Jill, why didn't you call Janet in advance? I mean I never heard her mention you before. Just wondering.

Jill: I wanted to surprise Janet, and well I used to live in London and I couldn't really contact Janet that easily, so I guess there was nothing to mention.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: I wanted to surprise Janet, and well I used to live in London and I couldn't really contact Janet that easily, so I guess there was nothing to mention.

Larry: Ever heard of a telephone? Just wondering again.

Helen: Oh, oh, let's play pin the tail on the landlady! *Turns around and stands up*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Ever heard of a telephone? Just wondering again.

Helen: Oh, oh, let's play pin the tail on the landlady! *Turns around and stands up*

Jill: Yes I know what a telephone is and me and Janet had a big fight before I left for London so she didn't tell me her phone number or anything, but since then I have called her and now I know her number.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Yes I know what a telephone is and me and Janet had a big fight before I left for London so she didn't tell me her phone number or anything, but since then I have called her and now I know her number.

Larry: Oh. I see.

Helen: Come on! Pin the tail on me! Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get phyiscal! Let's get physical!

Jack: Jill.....i don't know if we've met. I'm Jack and I live with Janet. And don't worry.....it's completely platonic coughcoughcoughcoughfornowcoughcoughcoughcough

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Oh. I see.

Helen: Come on! Pin the tail on me! Let's get physical, physical, I wanna get phyiscal! Let's get physical!

Stanley: Alright Helen lets go finish where we left off.... [he leads Helen back to the apartment, everyone in 201 heres the bed hitting against the wall and the pipes clunking]

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Ever heard of a telephone? Just wondering again.

Helen: Oh, oh, let's play pin the tail on the landlady! *Turns around and stands up*
[Donna and Cindy walk in]
Donna: Hello everyone, sorry to spoil the fun.......but we were looking for Stanley.....
Cindy: Who's the pretty Jessica Alba look alike?
Donna: Well, isn't anyone gonna introduce us?!
[Donna gives Larry cruel look]
Hiiiiiiiiiii Larry*sarcasm* [puts arms around Cindy]

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Jill.....i don't know if we've met. I'm Jack and I live with Janet. And don't worry.....it's completely platonic coughcoughcoughcoughfornowcoughcoughcoughcough

Larry: Atta boy!

Stanley: Alright Helen lets go finish where we left off.... [he leads Helen back to the apartment, everyone in 201 heres the bed hitting against the wall and the pipes clunking]

Helen: Oh Stanley I see flying unicorns with dead Pee Wee Hermans!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026

[Donna and Cindy walk in]
Donna: Hello everyone, sorry to spoil the fun.......but we were looking for Stanley.....
Cindy: Who's the pretty Jessica Alba look alike?
Donna: Well, isn't anyone gonna introduce us?!
[Donna gives Larry cruel look]
Hiiiiiiiiiii Larry*sarcasm* [puts arms around Cindy]

Larry: Oh how terrible you are! Jill this is Donna Jones, a real b i t c h! And this is Cindy Snow, Donna's girlfriend. Cindy used to live in this apartment building but she moved in with Donna.

Jill: Hi Cindy and Donna, I'm Jill Wood, Janets sister. [she flips her hair at jack]

(Meanwhile in The Ropers Apartment.......)

[CLUNK! BANG! *MOAN* CLUNK! BANG *MOAN*]

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Oh how terrible you are! Jill this is Donna Jones, a real b i t c h! And this is Cindy Snow, Donna's girlfriend. Cindy used to live in this apartment building but she moved in with Donna. Donna: pay no attention to Larry, he's a real b a s t a r d. Nice to meet you. Im sure you can already tell, and know all about it.....

Cindy: Nice to meet you, Jill

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Jill: Hi Cindy and Donna, I'm Jill Wood, Janets sister. [she flips her hair at jack]

(Meanwhile in The Ropers Apartment.......)

[CLUNK! BANG! *MOAN* CLUNK! BANG *MOAN*]

Helen: Stanley be careful that's a sharp object . . woah I didn't know you could do that with a lamp!

Oops Double post.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: pay no attention to Larry, he's a real b a s t a r d. Nice to meet you. Im sure you can already tell, and know all about it.....

Cindy: Nice to meet you, Jill

Jill: Its nice to meet both of you, [she then gives Jack a wink]

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: pay no attention to Larry, he's a real b a s t a r d. Nice to meet you. Im sure you can already tell, and know all about it.....

Cindy: Nice to meet you, Jill

Larry: Don't listen to Donna. She's the wrong crowd. She's like the bullies at school. Cindy is OK, but I think Donna is taking control of her *Stares coldly at Cindy*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Don't listen to Donna. She's the wrong crowd. She's like the bullies at school. Cindy is OK, but I think Donna is taking control of her *Stares coldly at Cindy*

Jill: As far as I'm concerned both of you are in the same crow in the middle..I don't really know much about either of you guys. [she then smiles at Jack]

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: As far as I'm concerned both of you are in the same crowd in the middle..I don't really know much about either of you guys. [she then smiles at Jack]

Larry: well you'll see soon.

Lana: Hey Jill! Why do you keep doing these things for Jack?! Don't make me use my pitchfork!!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: As far as I'm concerned both of you are in the same crow in the middle..I don't really know much about either of you guys. [she then smiles at Jack] Donna: and that's the way it should be. Im sure we'll get a long just fine.....Larry makes up a lot of crap....:rollseyes: He has SOMETHING against me.....dont ask me why.

Jack: Jill.....you're really pretty.....:blush:

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Jill.....you're really pretty.....

Lana: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! JILL!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: and that's the way it should be. Im sure we'll get a long just fine.....Larry makes up a lot of crap....:rollseyes: He has SOMETHING against me.....dont ask me why.

Larry: *underbreath* Dumb@$$ (out loud) Well . . . Donna, what the hell did you come over for? Is this out of spite?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Jill.....you're really pretty.....:blush:

Jill: Thank you Jack, and Lana I am not dating Jack or anything so you don't need to get that pitchfork. Donna you look very pretty and very familiar...weren't you the topless girl who was shown on all those billboards for playboy?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Thank you Jack, and Lana I am not dating Jack or anything so you don't need to get that pitchfork. Donna you look very pretty and very familiar...weren't you the topless girl who was shown on all those billboards for playboy?

Lana: Well I'm gonna have it in my purse just in case . . .

Larry: Yes it was her! Isn't that interesting?

Jack: Jill...do you like me or something? I mean you've been tossing your hair and winking and smiling at me so uh........well just in case heres my number. [reaches into his pocket and takes out a picture....of Janet...he then smiles at it] Um....no sorry i don't have a pen or paper and i uhhhh can't remember my phone number!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Thank you Jack, and Lana I am not dating Jack or anything so you don't need to get that pitchfork. Donna you look very pretty and very familiar...weren't you the topless girl who was shown on all those billboards for playboy? Donna:*flattered*Why....why yes it is! Umm, I think me and you are going to get a long just fine. Im pretty high up, so if you ever need a job, I can get u one in the adult industry.....and Larry, shut up. You have probably already made some kind of sexual advance at this poor lady aleady, now hasn't he Jill.

Cindy: Larry, you're cold to say that to me :(

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Jill...do you like me or something? I mean you've been tossing your hair and winking and smiling at me so uh........well just in case heres my number. [reaches into his pocket and takes out a picture....of Janet...he then smiles at it] Um....no sorry i don't have a pen or paper and i uhhhh can't remember my phone number!

Jill: Jack..its ok if you don't remember your phone number..I had that same thing happen with me and Janet...Larry no comment on the phone subject please. Oh and Donna thanks for the offer but I don't need a job.

Larry: Donna why won't you leave me alone? And Cindy, you were pretty mean to me. You broke my heart. And if you can do that to me, then I'm afraid I'm not goign to be as nice as I used to be.

Lana: That's a good boy Jack. No need to remember your number except for me and your mommy.

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Larry: Donna why won't you leave me alone? And Cindy, you were pretty mean to me. You broke my heart. And if you can do that to me, then I'm afraid I'm not goign to be as nice as I used to be.

Lana: That's a good boy Jack. No need to remember your number except for me and your mommy.

Jill: Lets all just try to get along, um by the way does anyone know where Janet is?

Jack: I'm pretty sure she's at work right now.....you know, the Arcade Flower Shop? We should visit her!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Lets all just try to get along, um by the way does anyone know where Janet is?

Lana: I told her that her boss died so I could get her out of the apartment so I coudl be alone with Jack but now everyone is in here so my plan is ruined *le sigh*

Cindy: Well what do you expect? How was your heart broken, when we did have sex, it was just sex, we weren't in love.

Donna: *laughing* You see what I have to put up with Jill. I try hard not to be mean to Larry, but he just asks for it. Like I said, me and you will get along just fine....avoid Larry. For now Im just going to try and ignore him like usual..

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Well what do you expect? How was your heart broken, when we did have sex, it was just sex, we weren't in love.

Donna: *laughing* You see what I have to put up with Jill. I try hard not to be mean to Larry, but he just asks for it. Like I said, me and you will get along just fine....avoid Larry.

Larry: Yes! Never come back! You do this on purpose. I hate you Donna! I hate you! *Slaps Donna hard and leaves the apartment. He goes to his own and locks the door*

Lana: Well, let's go to the flowershop. She's there talking to her boss about the rumor that he died probabyl *laughS*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Well what do you expect? How was your heart broken, when we did have sex, it was just sex, we weren't in love.

Donna: *laughing* You see what I have to put up with Jill. I try hard not to be mean to Larry, but he just asks for it. Like I said, me and you will get along just fine....avoid Larry.

Jill: EVERYONE! Let me get this straight! I came here to see Janet, but Lana told her that her boss died so now she is somewhere at the Arcade Flower shop right now?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Larry: Yes! Never come back! You do this on purpose. I hate you Donna! I hate you! *Slaps Donna hard and leaves the apartment. He goes to his own and locks the door*

Lana: Well, let's go to the flowershop. She's there talking to her boss about the rumor that he died probabyl *laughS* *Donna stunned*Donna: OMG, he didn NOT just do that! You all are witnesses! This is obviously a physical harrassment of some sort! Do you see now Jill, how terrible he is?

*Cindy is crying*: and mean :(

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
*Donna stunned*Donna: OMG, he didn NOT just do that! You all are witnesses! This is obviously a physical harrassment of some sort! Do you see now Jill, how terrible he is?

*Cindy is crying*: and mean :(

Lana: Look Donna, you're a beeuch! And I'm one too, so I'm not trying to be offensive. You're just being stupid by expecting new people to believe your charade. So lose it Donna. Everyone knows how you really are. You're only fooling Cindy, the dumb country bumpkin cousin.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Lana: Look Donna, you're a beeuch! And I'm one too, so I'm not trying to be offensive. You're just being stupid by expecting new people to believe your charade. So lose it Donna. Everyone knows how you really are. You're only fooling Cindy, the dumb country bumpkin cousin. Donna: :rollseyes: what-ever, you dont like me because you're jealous of my playboy looks and body. and how can I blame you. You all dont want Jill to like me, I can see. I dont have to stand here and take this, I need to talk to Stanley.

Cindy: F-ck off, Lana!

Donna: Cindy! I never heard you cuss before!

Cindy: I learned from the best Donna, I'm learning from you! :)

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: :rollseyes: what-ever, you dont like me because you're jealous of my playboy looks and body. and how can I blame you. You all dont want Jill to like me, I can see. I dont have to stand here and take this, I need to talk to Stanley.

Cindy: F-ck off, Lana!

Donna: Cindy! I never heard you cuss before!

Cindy: I learned from the best Donna, I'm learning from you! :)

Jill: Look Larry Donna I like you both and if you guys are having problems its none of my business...

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
:rollseyes: what-ever, you dont like me because you're jealous of my playboy looks and body. and how can I blame you. You all dont want Jill to like me, I can see. I dont have to stand here and take this, I need to talk to Stanley.

Cindy: F-ck off, Lana!

Donna: Cindy! I never heard you cuss before!

Cindy: I learned from the best Donna, I'm learning from you!

Lana: Good! You were tresspassing anyway by just bargining in here with your little idiot lover! And Cindy, you are terrible. You're letting her control you. You are dumber then I thought. Chrissy was way smarter then you! *Spits on Cindy's face*

Helen: Why are you going to see my Stanley? Please tell me!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Lana: Good! You were tresspassing anyway by just bargining in here with your little idiot lover! And Cindy, you are terrible. You're letting her control you. You are dumber then I thought. Chrissy was way smarter then you! *Spits on Cindy's face*

Helen: Why are you going to see my Stanley? Please tell me! Donna: Mrs. Roper, I have nothing against you, or your husband, and your husbnd doesnt have anything against me, so, I was wondering if Stanley could get me an apartment here...

Cindy: Lana I could give less of a care about all the sh-t you're talking, because you're nothing more than a old, wrinkled up slutty bitch, ugly ass, neeta-be-in-a-nusing-home-insteada-talking-all-this-crap, hypocrite, so Im not even worried about what you say. *spits right back at her, and walks away*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Mrs. Roper, I have nothing against you, or your husband, and your husbnd doesnt have anything against me, so, I was wondering if Stanley could get me an apartment here...

Cindy: Lana I could give less of a care about all the sh-t you're talking, because you're nothing more than a old, wrinkled up slutty bitch, ugly ass, neeta-be-in-a-nusing-home-insteada-talking-all-this-crap, hypocrite, so Im not even worried about what you say. *spits right back at her, and walks away*

Helen: Well you did destroy my apartment once *Starts to cry* I don't know if I can. I'm sorry but there seems to be a lot of hostility towards you in this apartment complex and I have no control over people, especially Larry . . . .

Lana: Oh yeah Cindy? Well you're just a young lady who has feathers for brains! Donna is obviously using you. And you know what, I have a tape recorder with me! I was gonna get Jack to propose to me while he was drunk and this way I could force him to commit to me but anyway . . . *Takes it out* What if I sent this to Reverand Snow? How would you like that? He'd tell your father and your sister and your mother and your aunt Becky!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Well you did destroy my apartment once *Starts to cry* I don't know if I can. I'm sorry but there seems to be a lot of hostility towards you in this apartment complex and I have no control over people, especially Larry . . . .

Lana: Oh yeah Cindy? Well you're just a young lady who has feathers for brains! Donna is obviously using you. And you know what, I have a tape recorder with me! I was gonna get Jack to propose to me while he was drunk and this way I could force him to commit to me but anyway . . . *Takes it out* What if I sent this to Reverand Snow? How would you like that? He'd tell your father and your sister and your mother and your aunt Becky! Donna: Oh, Mrs Roper, I gave you all the money that I made from my job to help pay for it! oh Please! I can't control what happens with me and Larry, but all i can control is me!

Cindy: Do I care!? Do I look scared to you!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Do you think he can do something to me. I dont care what anyone says anymore, Donna is beautiful, she's a candidate for 'Sexiest Woman Alive', and she is MY woman, and I'm her down ass chick. Tell THAT to da preacha!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Oh, Mrs Roper, I gave you all the money that I made from my job to help pay for it! oh Please! I can't control what happens with me and Larry, but all i can control is me!

Cindy: Do I care!? Do I look scared to you!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Do you think he can do something to me. I dont care what anyone says anymore, Donna is beautiful, she's a candidate for 'Sexiest Woman Alive', and she is MY woman, and I'm her down ass chick. Tell THAT to da preacha!

Helen: Well you'll have to talk to Stanley about it Donna.

Lana: Oh my god Donna! What have you done to this girl? She used to be sweet and innocent. You've ruined her! You've ruined her!!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Well you'll have to talk to Stanley about it Donna.

Lana: Oh my god Donna! What have you done to this girl? She used to be sweet and innocent. You've ruined her! You've ruined her!! Cindy: You're just mad because you dont think I will take your sh-t and cry anymore! Well HA! Im better, and Im liberated, so shut up, ya old piece of washed up fruitcake!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: You're just mad because you dont think I will take your sh-t and cry anymore! Well HA! Im better, and Im liberated, so shut up, ya old piece of washed up fruitcake!

Helen: Cindy! Get out of this apartment building right now! I will not have you talking to my tenants in that manner!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Cindy! Get out of this apartment building right now! I will not have you talking to my tenants in that manner! Cindy: Oh, I see how it is Mrs. Roper! Yu let Lana spit on me, and call me stuff, but I dont' have the right to defend myself!?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Oh, I see how it is Mrs. Roper! Yu let Lana spit on me, and call me stuff, but I dont' have the right to defend myself!?

Helen: Because she's my tenent. Please, I don't need all this fighting. If you two insist on fighting, then you should both leave this room at once!! Lawd you people have way to many problems! And Cindy, have you ever heard of respecting your elders?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Because she's my tenent. Please, I don't need all this fighting. If you two insist on fighting, then you should both leave this room at once!! Lawd you people have way to many problems! And Cindy, have you ever heard of respecting your elders?

Jill: [blinks twice] *whispers to Larry* Does this happen every night or do they do this just for guests?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: [blinks twice] *whispers to Larry* Does this happen every night or do they do this just for guests?

Helen: *whispers to Jill* Larry isn't in here. He ran up to his apartment after slapping Donna, remember?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: *whispers to Jill* Larry isn't in here. He ran up to his apartment after slapping Donna, remember?

Jill: Oh, Everything was moving so fast I guess I didn't notice...

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Oh, Everything was moving so fast I guess I didn't notice...

Helen: Oh yes that reminds me. Have you ever had a dream where you were singing "Love is a Many Splendored Thing" while riding on Kirstie Ally? It was really disturbing. Kirstie made me get off and pay her :(

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Oh yes that reminds me. Have you ever had a dream where you were singing "Love is a Many Splendored Thing" while riding on Kirstie Ally? It was really disturbing. Kirstie made me get off and pay her :(

Jill: No I haven't...why don't we talk about something other than dreams for now.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: No I haven't...why don't we talk about something other than dreams for now.

Helen: Okay. Oh yes, that reminds me. Right before you came over, did you hear any noise?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Okay. Oh yes, that reminds me. Right before you came over, did you hear any noise?

Jill: No I don't believe I heard anything...maybe I heard some banging I don't remember.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: No I don't believe I heard anything...maybe I heard some banging I don't remember.

Helen: *giggles insanely* Okay well will you need any help moving into 202?

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: *giggles insanely* Okay well will you need any help moving into 202?

Jill: Thanks, but I think I can manage.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: Thanks, but I think I can manage.

Helen: Are you sure? [takes out scissors] CAn I cut your hair? PLEASE??????????

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Are you sure? [takes out scissors] CAn I cut your hair? PLEASE??????????

Jill: No thank you...

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: No thank you...

Helen: Well too bad! *Grabs Jill by the hair and shaves her head* *Laughs* [stares] Oh my what happened to your hair?!?!?! Now I can't 'cut it *Cries*

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Well too bad! *Grabs Jill by the hair and shaves her head* *Laughs* [stares] Oh my what happened to your hair?!?!?! Now I can't 'cut it *Cries*

Jill: *she puts on miracle grow on her head and it instantly grows back* I have to go now bye [she exits and goes back to her Motel]

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Jill: *she puts on miracle grow on her head and it instantly grows back* I have to go now bye [she exits and goes back to her Motel]

Helen: Alrighty. Stanley come up here!!

[Stanley enters]

Helen: Let's play pin the tail on the landlady now!!

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Alrighty. Stanley come up here!!

[Stanley enters]

Helen: Let's play pin the tail on the landlady now!! Donna: Thank God you're here Mr. Roper! I promise, I won't be mean. Me and Cindy need to come into your apartment....to talk about something. Is that okay Mr. Roper?

Cindy: Mrs. Roper....Im sorry! I dont' want 2 argue! [hugs Mrs. Roper.....then starts french kissing her.]

Cindy: Oh, my, I dont know what came over me.....umm....but anyways, Im really really sorry about everything! Forgive me, and forgive Donna!

Donna: Uhhh....yea.....well, Mr. Roper, can we tak somewhere private now?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026

Cindy: Mrs. Roper....Im sorry! I dont' want 2 argue! [hugs Mrs. Roper.....then starts french kissing her.]


Helen: Umm *Stares* It's okay honey. Now Stanley, talk to Donna.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Umm *Stares* It's okay honey. Now Stanley, talk to Donna.

Stanley: I guess that would be alright..

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: I guess that would be alright.. Donna: Yeah....where can we go that's more private.....is your apartment available Mr. Stanley?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Yeah....where can we go that's more private.....is your apartment available Mr. Stanley?

Stanley: Yea...It is...

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: Yea...It is... Donna: Then lets go....[cindy, stanley and donna leave to go to stanley's]

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Then lets go....[cindy, stanley and donna leave to go to stanley's]

Helen: Something's rotten in Santa Monica and it's not Marilyn Manson this time! I wonder what they're doing down there? :confused:

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Something's rotten in Santa Monica and it's not Marilyn Manson this time! I wonder what they're doing down there? :confused:

Stanley: So what do you girls want to talk about?

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: So what do you girls want to talk about? [Donna and Cindy cuddle up to Stanley]

Donna: Oh, Mr. Stanley Wanley, we've just been DYING for a place to stay, and we heard there's an empty apartment in apartment 205.....can we puweeeeze have it?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
[Donna and Cindy cuddle up to Stanley]

Donna: Oh, Mr. Stanley Wanley, we've just been DYING for a place to stay, and we heard there's an empty apartment in apartment 205.....can we puweeeeze have it?

Stanley: *grins* I don't see why not...

Meanwhile, at the apartment . . . .

Helen: [thinking] I wonder what's going on down there? I know STanley likes younger women and all . . . [out loud] well since I'm all alone and Jack just seems to have disappeared, I'll just have some fun

[Helen runs to the bathroom. The sound of flushing can be heard as Helen exclaims 'wow!' 'Whoa!!' 'Cool!!!']

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: *grins* I don't see why not... Donna: Oh, thank you Stanley! Oh, and while we're at it...could would possibly change into something more confortable, just while u get the contract and everything, I've been stuck in these clothes all day!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Oh, thank you Stanley! Oh, and while we're at it...could would possibly change into something more confortable, just while u get the contract and everything, I've been stuck in these clothes all day!

Stanley: Sure...:loveya:

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: Sure...:loveya: [Cindy comes out in a white silk gown, and Donna comes out in a black see through robe, with nothing underneath. They sit by Stanley]

Donna: Have I ever told you how beautiful you are for your age? Oh, now that's better, now....where were we? :D

[meanwhile, at the apartment]

[Lana enters]

Lana: Oh Jackipooo where arrrrreeeeeeeeee yyyyoooooooouuuuuuu? [hears flush] Oh. I see.*giggles*

[Lana runs into the bathroom]

Lana: NOW I CAN SEE THE FULL JACK- Oh it's just you Mrs. Roper.
Helen: Isn't flushing fun? *laughs*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
[Cindy comes out in a white silk gown, and Donna comes out in a black see through robe, with nothing underneath. They sit by Stanley]

Donna: Have I ever told you how beautiful you are for your age? Oh, now that's better, now....where were we? :D

Stanley::eek: [Stanley grabs Donna and kisses her] :kiss:

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley::eek: [Stanley grabs Donna and kisses her] :kiss:

Lana: So where's Stanley?
Helen: Downstairs with Donna and Cindy.
Lana: Aren't you a lil' worried?
Helen: Well they're both lesbians so I'm not worrying.
Lana: Ok . . .

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley::eek: [Stanley grabs Donna and kisses her] :kiss: [while kissing, Donna starts un buckling Stanley's pants] [Cindy kisses Stanley on the chest]

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
[while kissing, Donna starts un buckling Stanley's pants] [Cindy kisses Stanley on the chest]

[A White Square That Says Censored Takes Up The Whole Screen...Moaning And Kissing Can Still Be Heard]

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


[A White Square That Says Censored Takes Up The Whole Screen...Moaning And Kissing Can Still Be Heard] [the white square is removed due to a technical mess-up]
[Donna and Cindy are taking turns humping Stanley, Donna two humps, Cindy two humps. Stanley is caressing both of their....parts.]

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
[the white square is removed due to a technical mess-up]
[Donna and Cindy are taking turns humping Stanley, Donna two humps, Cindy two humps. Stanley is caressing both of their....parts.]

[The Square is shown again this time you can hear thumping noises in the background, the apartment shakes]

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


[The Square is shown again this time you can hear thumping noises in the background, the apartment shakes] [Cindy and Donna do....things even more, and more hard.]

Donna:*panting* Wow, you have a really nice sized dingdong for your age!

Cindy: Wooh! No wonder Mrs Roper married you! Wow!!!!!

[Felipe walks in in his underwear with two black bottles]

Felipe: *drops bottles* No no Senor Roper! What about our fun?!!??! Go away you filthy tramps! Get the hell out of here!!!!!!!! *wipes feet on carpet*

Originally posted by JT
[Felipe walks in in his under with two black bottles]

Felipe: *drops bottles* No no Senor Roper! What about our fun?!!??! Go away you filthy tramps! Get the hell out of here!!!!!!!! *wipes feet on carpet* Donna: And who is this hot man? Ooooh, I could have some fun with you...

Felipe: Oh no no senorita! I only swing one way and tha-

[Woman comes in]

Felipe: CHEROKEE!??!?!?!
Cherokee: That's right Fellop!
Felipe: Cherokee, I've been telling you for years and years that my name is FELIPE! not FELLOP! Ever since we divorced!
Cherokee: Who is this stupid whore right here!?!??!
Felipe: His name is Stanley!

Originally posted by JT
Felipe: Oh no no senorita! I only swing one way and tha-

[Woman comes in]

Felipe: CHEROKEE!??!?!?!
Cherokee: That's right Fellop!
Felipe: Cherokee, I've been telling you for years and years that my name is FELIPE! not FELLOP! Ever since we divorced!
Cherokee: Who is this stupid whore right here!?!??!
Felipe: His name is Stanley! Cindy: Mr. Stanley! I never knew you were bi. Having an affair with a married man.....tsk tsk.

Donna: Cindy, WE'RE having an affair with a maried man!

Cindy: Oh yea...

[Meanwhile in the apartment 201 bathroom . . .]

[Helen has a glass of champage in her hand. She is drinking it. The apartment starts shaking do to what is happening down stairs. The glass breaks]

Helen: AHH!!! EARTHQUAKE!!!!

[Helen sticks her head in the toliet screaming]

RF: Mrs. Roper thats no earthquake! It's.....? Wait what is it then? AHHHHHHH [sticks head in toilet with Mrs. Roper]

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Mrs. Roper thats no earthquake! It's.....? Wait what is it then? AHHHHHHH [sticks head in toilet with Mrs. Roper]

Stanley: *passes out, with no clothes on, he is breathing but not moving or talking*

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Mrs. Roper thats no earthquake! It's.....? Wait what is it then? AHHHHHHH [sticks head in toilet with Mrs. Roper]

Helen: Oh my . . . whoever used this forgot to flush!

[Takes out head. She forces out her head so hard that she hits her head on the sink]

Helen: Oh booooooyyyyyyy . . .

[Helen's eyes close. We are taken inside her head. Inside it, she is riding a unicorn while trampling over Pee Wee Herman]

JAnet walks in on stanley and donna and cindy
JAnet: hey everyone! Sorry i've been- (looks at them) WHAT IS GOING ON?

Originally posted by Heather Hartnett
JAnet walks in on stanley and donna and cindy
JAnet: hey everyone! Sorry i've been- (looks at them) WHAT IS GOING ON?

Jack: Hey Janet! Your sister Jill is here and...OH MY GOOOODDDDDD JANET! [blushes] Um...be right back [runs into the bathroom to fix his hair]

[meanwhile, at the apartment . . .]

[Helen and RF both have a glass of wine in their hands. They are signing "Bingo"]

Helen: [singing, offtune] BB IIIIIIII NNNNNNNN GGGGG OOOO AND BINGO WAS WHAT SHE SCREAMED! *Laughs*

RF: Helen Helen we gotta stop drinking.............we really do......[pours himself a tall glass of wine] Or not.......

BACK AT THE APARTMENT.....
Jack: Ok Janet I'm back! I missed ya!!!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Helen Helen we gotta stop drinking.............we really do......[pours himself a tall glass of wine] Or not.......


Helen: I haven't been drinking. I've been flushing the wine down the toliet. It's just that I'm crazi and stuff. Oh, by the way, can I eat the flies on your back? They look ever so appetizing.

RF: Gooooooo righttttttttttt aheeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaad..........got any brandy? if not some white wine will do........

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Gooooooo righttttttttttt aheeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaad..........got any brandy? if not some white wine will do........

Helen: *Starts poking on RF's head* OUT OF THE FIRE, INTO MY FRYPAN *Laughs* Oh by the way, can I please hit you over the head with a slice of cheese and a sesame seed bun?

RF: No way! Hit me over the head with a Big Mac and a side of fries!!!! Woooooooooooooooohoooooo.....[starts bumping against the walls]

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: No way! Hit me over the head with a Big Mac and a side of fries!!!! Woooooooooooooooohoooooo.....[starts bumping against the walls]

Helen: *Stops* Wait! I hear sounds coming from downstairs! I think there are magical fairies invading my apartment! want to check it out?

RF: Yeah! I lost one awhile ago...her name was Tinkerbell!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: Yeah! I lost one awhile ago...her name was Tinkerbell!

Helen: Well alright! let's go!!!!! HIGH HO SILVER!

[later . . . Helen and RF are at the door. Helen tries to open the door]

Helen: Help! This door is jammed.

RF: I can pick any lock remember! I'm FINGERS FURLEY! [tries to open the door] Or maybe not........

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: I can pick any lock remember! I'm FINGERS FURLEY! [tries to open the door] Or maybe not........

Helen: Hmm! Well I'm Mama Helen and Mama Helen bust dis door down!!! *laughs* Oh Mr. Furley I think I had too many wine coolers . . . or maybe 12 too many. *shrug and opens door* YAY It opened! Oh hello naked Stanley, naked Cindy, naked Donna.

Originally posted by Sean Snow


Helen: Hmm! Well I'm Mama Helen and Mama Helen bust dis door down!!! *laughs* Oh Mr. Furley I think I had too many wine coolers . . . or maybe 12 too many. *shrug and opens door* YAY It opened! Oh hello naked Stanley, naked Cindy, naked Donna.

Stanley: *is out cold naked*

RF: [still drunk] Did you guys all lose your clothes or something? WE gots to find them then!!!!!!

Helen: Alright! Let's find them . . . wait, why are Donna, Cindy, and Stanley naked? And why the heck is that guy in here? [points at Felpie]

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Helen: Alright! Let's find them . . . wait, why are Donna, Cindy, and Stanley naked? And why the heck is that guy in here? [points at Felpie]

RF: I think his name is George........HEY GEORGIE! Didn't we go to kindergarten together?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


RF: I think his name is George........HEY GEORGIE! Didn't we go to kindergarten together?

Helen: No no that's Chrissy! I mean isn't it obvious?

[Jack and Jaent enter. They gasp]

Helen: Hey Janet and Jack! Do you know why they're NAKEY? *Giggles*

[Lana enters]

Lana: OH JACKIPOO!!!!! COME TO MOMMA!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
[Jack and Jaent enter. They gasp]

Helen: Hey Janet and Jack! Do you know why they're NAKEY? *Giggles*

[Lana enters]

Lana: OH JACKIPOO!!!!! COME TO MOMMA!

[Jill enters]

Jill: Janet? Oh my god, [see's Mr. Roper nude] This is all too familiar!

Jack: Um....well Mrs. Roper....why don't you ask Stanley?

Helen: Well . . .

[Donna and Cindy run out laughing, covering their faces]

Helen: DERN! I forgot who they were. I guess we'll never know *le sigh* Hmm *Faints*

Lana: Who's gonna pick her up? It better not be my warm cuddley Jackiepoo!!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Helen: Well . . .

[Donna and Cindy run out laughing, covering their faces]

Helen: DERN! I forgot who they were. I guess we'll never know *le sigh* Hmm *Faints*

Lana: Who's gonna pick her up? It better not be my warm cuddley Jackiepoo!!

Jill: I'll do it [picks her up and makes her bump lana, knocking her over] Oops sorry Lana.