Originally posted by Little Dixie Carter
Allyssa: * walks in the front door.* Who are you? And where is Terri?

Lana: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It's a robber!!!

*Lana Takes Out a Gun n Shoots Allyssa*

Ouch! You pig!

Originally posted by Little Dixie Carter
Ouch! You pig!

Lana: GRR!!

*Lana Shoots Allyssa Until She is Dead and Eats her Body*

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Lana: GRR!!

*Lana Shoots Allyssa Until She is Dead and Eats her Body*


Janet: *joins in and kicks allyssa* haha take that!!!

Originally posted by nck@nitegurl



Janet: *joins in and kicks allyssa* haha take that!!!
Cindy *runs out the bedroom, unaware that she's nude*: What's going on, and who's that fat girl lying dead on the floor!?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026

Cindy *runs out the bedroom, unaware that she's nude*: What's going on, and who's that fat girl lying dead on the floor!?


Janet: *stops kicking* actually i have no clue...oh my gosh cindy...put on some clothes!!

Lana: Eww Yeah Cindy!!

[Larry Runs Out Nude Too lol]

Larry: CINDY! Come back in! We're were about to do this old trick my old Romanian girlfriend taught me!
Helen: Oh how kinky!

Ick!!!

Chrissy: EWW! Why would anyone want to eat a dead body? Oh well, this reminds me of a story! My great great great great great grandma told me! She said she used to be one of those people who ate other people for food, she said one day she was hungry so she killed someone, then she went to do something else, and that something else, led to something else, so and so on, and the body was buried during the time she was doing other things! So she never got to eat it! *Snort, Snort* Isn't that funny?

Originally posted by suzannesomers
Chrissy: EWW! Why would anyone want to eat a dead body? Oh well, this reminds me of a story! My great great great great great grandma told me! She said she used to be one of those people who ate other people for food, she said one day she was hungry so she killed someone, then she went to do something else, and that something else, led to something else, so and so on, and the body was buried during the time she was doing other things! So she never got to eat it! *Snort, Snort* Isn't that funny?

[Lana Enters. The Other Lana Stares at Her]

Lana: ELAINE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING EATING A DEAD BODY??
Laine: Erm sorry sis.

[Elaine Exits]

Lana: Boy things are confusing in this house! BTW, how could anyone eat Allyssa's body? She was obviously the antichrist!
Larry: Erm Cindy let's go back to business in the bedroom..

Cindy: Sure, Larry. It was fun! :D

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Sure, Larry. It was fun! :D

Larry: That's what they all say..*Laughs*
Lana: Can I join you??? *Gets Gleam in Her Eyes*

Janet: oh boy *rolls her eyes*

HEY HEATHER!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG i havent seen u since 2:10 this afternoon!!!! HEYYYYYYY lol ok im fine...really.....

Jack: Hey! Cindy....if u still wanna braid my chest hair u cant...i just got it WAXED and OMG it hurts!

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
HEY HEATHER!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG i havent seen u since 2:10 this afternoon!!!! HEYYYYYYY lol ok im fine...really.....

Jack: Hey! Cindy....if u still wanna braid my chest hair u cant...i just got it WAXED and OMG it hurts!

Larry: Aww now you'll have to pull your membership from the Hairy Chest Association of America. Well I still have mine so Cindy let's get it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Aww now you'll have to pull your membership from the Hairy Chest Association of America. Well I still have mine so Cindy let's get it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Cindy (still nude lol): Jack how could you..*Jack takes off shirt*...Oooooooooh, Jackie pooooo how cooouulldd you......Umm, you can still join us Jack, if you want :D By the way, Larry, I have a new trick for us to do too I just learned called "female fantasy!" We gotta try it! Come on!! But we need two for the role. Jack, will u join him? :D

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy (still nude lol): Jack how could you..*Jack takes off shirt*...Oooooooooh, Jackie pooooo how cooouulldd you......Umm, you can still join us Jack, if you want :D By the way, Larry, I have a new trick for us to do too I just learned called "female fantasy!" We gotta try it! Come on!! But we need two for the role. Jack, will u join him? :D

Lana: I wanna join!!! JACKIPOO! Well he's still the best in my book....
Larry: [Underbreath] Book of witchcraft!
Lana: What was that?
Larry: Umm nothing....Cindy let's do that trick...

Helen: [To Stanley] This is getting too good. I keep thinking about my life with Stanley and I can't stand it. Let's leave Stanley!

Chrissy: Is it me, or is everyone going crazy??? :o

Janet: can't it be both!?

Originally posted by suzannesomers
Chrissy: Is it me, or is everyone going crazy??? :o

Lana: It's just you bondie.
Larry: Lana Chrissy is my friend!!!
Lana: Whatever Hairy.
Larry: And proud of it!!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Lana: It's just you bondie.
Larry: Lana Chrissy is my friend!!!
Lana: Whatever Hairy.
Larry: And proud of it!!
Cindy: Larry, for MY trick, we need 2men....so Jaaaaccckk, are u bold enough for the job? Also, Lana, if I weren't standing here nude, I'd kick your @ss for saying that stuff to my cousin, Chrissy! And for saying blondes are stupid. Oohh, don't EVEN get me started! Just be glad u didn't say anything to me, or you'd get your a$s kicked, trust me. Trust me, you aren't in the slightest way, CAPABLE of fighting me! *Cindy rolles eyes at Lana.*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026

Cindy: Larry, for MY trick, we need 2men....so Jaaaaccckk, are u bold enough for the job? Also, Lana, if I weren't standing here nude, I'd kick your @ss for saying that stuff to my cousin, Chrissy! And for saying blondes are stupid. Oohh, don't EVEN get me started! Just be glad u didn't say anything to me, or you'd get your a$s kicked, trust me. Trust me, you aren't in the slightest way, CAPABLE of fighting me! *Cindy rolles eyes at Lana.*

Lana: Oh yea? Whatever sissy gurl!

Cindy runs to put clothes on: That's it! Someone must teach you a lesson that if you talk about them, you'll have to pay the consiquences! *Cindy punches Lana* Am I still a sissy!? hmmm? I could do alot more, but Im feelin' really horny right now, so Larry come on!!!!!!!! :D

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy runs to put clothes on: That's it! Someone must teach you a lesson that if you talk about them, you'll have to pay the consiquences! *Cindy punches Lana* Am I still a sissy!? hmmm? I could do alot more, but Im feelin' really horny right now, so Larry come on!!!!!!!! :D

Lana: Oh yea? *Lana Slaps Cindy then Karate Chops Her, a crack is heard from Cindy's back* You don't push around this bitch!!
Larry: Umm Cindy are you still in shape enough for us to do our thing?

[Helen & Stanley Run Outo f the Apartment]

Cindy: That's it, you bitch Lana! Look, you sh-t-ugly ho, no one, but no one messes with Cindy! You just better watch where you're walking, I'll get some of my boyz and it will most certainly not be a silly ho fight like this either! Someone...will more than likely end up dead. So knowing that, Im not gonna even BOTHER with you're bitch booty anymore. *suddenly cheerful* Come on Larry, Im feeling more sexual than ever! Heehee*giggles baby-like*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: That's it, you bitch Lana! Look, you sh-t-ugly ho, no one, but no one messes with Cindy! You just better watch where you're walking, I'll get some of my boyz and it will most certainly not be a silly ho fight like this either! Someone...will more than likely end up dead. So knowing that, Im not gonna even BOTHER with you're bitch booty anymore. *suddenly cheerful* Come on Larry, Im feeling more sexual than ever! Heehee*giggles baby-like*

Larry: Thanks Lana for getting her ready!
Lana: Erm no problem..

[Larry & Cindy go into the bedroom]

Cindy: Larry, sex has been so good....I dunno if I will get the same kind of loving from Donna....Im scared, I've never tried her before. Im not IN love with you Larry, but I love the lovin' Im getting even as we speak! Im so torn. But lets not let that stop us now! :D

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Larry, sex has been so good....I dunno if I will get the same kind of loving from Donna....Im scared, I've never tried her before. Im not IN love with you Larry, but I love the lovin' Im getting even as we speak! Im so torn. But lets not let that stop us now! :D

Larry: Okay we can do it all nite and all day long..just tell me when and we can be in here in a snap!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Okay we can do it all nite and all day long..just tell me when and we can be in here in a snap! Cindy: Okay, but I don't know if it'll work out with Donna, but that's okay, lets talk later, baby.

Stanley: Helen If your not moving then I'll move alone....

[LOL Helen and Stanley Left so erm]

Int Ropers
Helen: Stanley what are you talking about??

Meanwihle at apartment

Larry: Oh Cindy! Cindy! Cindy!!!

Cindy screaming: *breathes heavily* Larry! Larry!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!! Dont stop...DON'T EVER STOP....wait, stop for a minute Larry....I hear Donna.

Donna: Are you two still bangin in there? Larry? Aren't you worn out, I mean, I heard Cindy's appetite is unsatisfactable....around the streets, ya know...

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy screaming: *breathes heavily* Larry! Larry!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!! Dont stop...DON'T EVER STOP....wait, stop for a minute Larry....I hear Donna.

Donna: Are you two still bangin in there? Larry? Aren't you worn out, I mean, I heard Cindy's appetite is unsatisfactable....around the streets, ya know...

Larry: Well my appetite is unsatisfactorial Donna..I'm like the Energizer bunny...I can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

Jack: I'm baaaaaaaaaack! Did ya miss me?!?!?!?

RF: Hey Cindy...i got a question...WHO IS DONNA???? And who's Allyssa?!?!?!?!:confused:

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
Jack: I'm baaaaaaaaaack! Did ya miss me?!?!?!?

RF: Hey Cindy...i got a question...WHO IS DONNA???? And who's Allyssa?!?!?!?!:confused:

Lana: Donna is Lana's gay lover and Allyssa "says" she is Terri's daughter but Terri isn't like that so we killed her. Hey RF I was thinking...do you wanna be with Lanapoo?

Ooooooooooooh ok! lol i got confused there...anyway...

RF: YES!!!! YES LANA! I wanna be with you...what kind of question is that? OH LANA!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Lana: Donna is Lana's gay lover and Allyssa "says" she is Terri's daughter but Terri isn't like that so we killed her. Hey RF I was thinking...do you wanna be with Lanapoo? Donna: Im not your lover Lana! Im Cindy's lover!!! I wouldn't go out with you if you paid me...well actually...I would...but still!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Im not your lover Lana! Im Cindy's lover!!! I wouldn't go out with you if you paid me...well actually...I would...but still!

(IN THE ROPERS APARTMENT)

Stanley: There are a bunch of wackos out there its not safe, lets move to Alaska, we could build a log cabin far away from any disturbed people.

Lana: Oops! I meant to say Cindy's lover. But..umm..yea..and RF let's go to Jack's Bistro for dinner!

[ROPER's APARTMENT]

Helen: I know what you mean Stanley but I don't think we should move...I've come used to them.

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Lana: Oops! I meant to say Cindy's lover. But..umm..yea..and RF let's go to Jack's Bistro for dinner!

[ROPER's APARTMENT]

Helen: I know what you mean Stanley but I don't think we should move...I've come used to them.

Stanley: Fine, We'll just have to lock the door at night...and the windows.

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane


Stanley: Fine, We'll just have to lock the door at night...and the windows.

Helen: And hire private security guards to keep them all away.

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Well my appetite is unsatisfactorial Donna..I'm like the Energizer bunny...I can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on Donna: No, what I mean is, she can get bored easily....

Cindy: She's right, Larry. Im getting bored with you. I need some different stuff...sorry! :p

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: No, what I mean is, she can get bored easily....

Cindy: She's right, Larry. Im getting bored with you. I need some different stuff...sorry! :p

Larry: But I can do different tricks I know...I mean I wrote the book on love making!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: But I can do different tricks I know...I mean I wrote the book on love making!
Donna: Umm..sorry, but I couldn't help but overhear! What's the title!!?

Cindy: Well Im getting bored!! Can Donna join us or something else, otherwise, Im leaving!

Donna: No, I prefer to do one person at a time...sorry.

Cindy: You're a stipper! You should like to do stuff like this!

Donna: Not with a REAL lover.......just strangers!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026

Donna: Umm..sorry, but I couldn't help but overhear! What's the title!!?

Cindy: Well Im getting bored!! Can Donna join us or something else, otherwise, Im leaving!

Donna: No, I prefer to do one person at a time...sorry.

Cindy: You're a stipper! You should like to do stuff like this!

Donna: Not with a REAL lover.......just strangers!


Larry: Well fine then Cindy! It's just like a woman to do it a couple times, smoke a cigar, and then leave a man hanging alone in bed!

Well, it's not my fault, my doctor says I have a much bigger sex drive then most women...and I get bored easily, so unless you can think of something better.....Im outtie.

omg.............did u guys realize that in a week this role play is gonna be one year old?!?!?!?!??! lol we should celebrate

Janet: hmm...hey jack...what do you say we go into the bedroom and umm...well lets just let cindy larry and donna be alone out here!

Jack: Ooooooooo good idea Janet! Maybe we can make some magic if u know what i mean!

RF: HEY! No hanky panky!

Jack: Umm....thats what everyone has been doing this WHOLE time RF!!!!

Larry: Umm no we weren't..we were putting on light shades on all te lamps around the house..that's why I said do it a couple of times and then leave em hanging..cause one of them wasn't done. Eww Jack you're sick!
Lana: Hey Ralph..do you think we should..gte it on?


Woah it's that OLD? I remember posting it and getting like 100 posts in one day lol

Cindy: Oh Larry, you're silly! Don't lie, cuz you didn't satisfy! :D

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Oh Larry, you're silly! Don't lie, cuz you didn't satisfy! :D

Larry: Umm Cindy is having problems...[Calls 911] We have a mentally unstable woman in here!! She thinks she's making love to me all the time eww!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Umm Cindy is having problems...[Calls 911] We have a mentally unstable woman in here!! She thinks she's making love to me all the time eww! Cindy: He's in denial...Okay, Larry, it's going to be fine, move away from the phone, slowly.....

Donna: Yeah, it's true, Larry's fusterated because he couldn't please her...but it's okay, Larry, honey, no need to go postal on Cindy....okay? You'll just have to live and learn.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: He's in denial...Okay, Larry, it's going to be fine, move away from the phone, slowly.....

Donna: Yeah, it's true, Larry's fusterated because he couldn't please her...but it's okay, Larry, honey, no need to go postal on Cindy....okay? You'll just have to live and learn.


Larry: I've had enough! I did not do anything. Grr! I hate you all! I hate you all!

[Larry Storms Out of the Room. Lana Runs in and shoots Donna in the head. Donna Falls to the Floor Dead]

Lana: YES!

Cindy: That's it! I've had enough of these crazy people! *calls the cops* A woman just shot my parter. *cops come and take Lana to jail* Erica! Come out now! *Erica comes out of a closet and they hug*

Erica: Phew. I was getting hot in there. I knew you didn't really love Donna

Cindy: Of course I didnt :kiss:

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: That's it! I've had enough of these crazy people! *calls the cops* A woman just shot my parter. *cops come and take Lana to jail* Now that she's gone, maybe I can go with Erica *Erica comes out of a closet and they hug*

Erica: Phew. I was getting hot in there. I knew you didn't really love Donna

Cindy: Of course I didnt :kiss:

Larry: Cindy..I didn't really do anything...I got a cucumber from the refridgerator and just put it where umm something else was cause I didn't realy wanna do anything with you..do you understand?

[Lana Busts In with Gun]

Lana: I SHOT THE SHERIFF!!! *Laughs and Rips Phone Cord in half so no one can call, hten closes door*

MEANWHLE AT THE ROPERS

Helen: Stanley did you hear something? Like ripping? And gun shots coming from a few blocks away?

Chrissy: I think you all need to see dr. prescot! I'm mostly the only one that's not involved in all of this! The next time I here to see all this happening, I'm not going to be here to see it!

Originally posted by suzannesomers
Chrissy: I think you all need to see dr. prescot! I'm mostly the only one that's not involved in all of this! The next time I here to see all this happening, I'm not going to be here to see it!

Larry: Chrissy's right..for the first time in years. Lana put that gun away. Cindy, take Donna's body outside and dump it somewhere. Let's all hold hands and sing "Why Don't We Be Friends".
Lana: Alright [Lana Drops Gun]

[Police Come in and Drag Lana Away]

Larry: Oh well. FRom now on, let's try to be normal. For all of our sakes!

Janet: sounds good to me

Originally posted by nck@nitegurl
Janet: sounds good to me

Larry: Well let's start Scrabble again..

[Larry Puts Down 'Apartment']

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Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Well let's start Scrabble again..

[Larry Puts Down 'Apartment']

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Janet puts down flower with the e in apartment



A
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Originally posted by nck@nitegurl

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[Cat Comes in and Messes Up Board]

LARRY: Not AGAIN!

Jack: OH NO!!!!!!!!

RF: How did the cat get in??????? If one of u brought it u are in trouuuuuuuuuuuble!

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
Jack: OH NO!!!!!!!!

RF: How did the cat get in??????? If one of u brought it u are in trouuuuuuuuuuuble!

Larry: Umm well...it was just so cute! I couldn't leave it outside to die!!

Janet: LARRY!! That stupid cat ALWAYS ruins our scrabble games!!!

(omg guys! i was just reading over the beginning of this role play and when we got 15 pages we were amazed...now we have 55!!!)

I wanna b Terri....:)

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama
I wanna b Terri....:)

Alrighty. I'll add you to the cast list since the original Terri seems to have left the boards.

Larry: Well Janet it's not my fault but kitties are soooooooooooooo cute!!

k, thatnks :)

Terri: Hi everyone, I just got back from work....whats been going on?

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
Jack: OH NO!!!!!!!!

RF: How did the cat get in??????? If one of u brought it u are in trouuuuuuuuuuuble!

Tootie from The FActs of Life skates in and picks up RF by the shirt, Tootie- "Hey Mr. Furley, That's MY line!"

I couldn't resist..

Originally posted by Blair85


Tootie from The FActs of Life skates in and picks up RF by the shirt, Tootie- "Hey Mr. Furley, That's MY line!"

I couldn't resist..

:rotflmao:
RF: Oh, sorry Dorth.....i mean TOOTIE!

Jack: Hey guys.......why don't we play GO FISH instead of scrabble????

Janet: ok...who has cards??

RF: MEEEEEEE!!!!!! I have cards! Who wants to play?

Jack: I will! But im not too good.....Chrissy and Janet would ALWAYS beat me when they played go fish.......

Janet: well jack there are some games where you aren't the best! I know its strange but you gotta believe that you arent number 1! ........I am!:lol:

[Helen Comes In]

Helen: Hi kids!
Larry: Hi Mrs. Roper. We're going to play Go Fish.

RF: Lets start...does anyone have a 7???????????

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
RF: Lets start...does anyone have a 7???????????

Helen: Gold fish.

RF: Hey speaking of gold fish does anyone have any of those Goldfish Crackers????? Yummmmmmmm

Jack: Well ok.....[takes a card from the pile] HEY ITS A 7!!!!! :D

Off topic but......
GUESS WHAT COMES OUT ON VIDEO AND DVD TODAY!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
RF: Hey speaking of gold fish does anyone have any of those Goldfish Crackers????? Yummmmmmmm

Jack: Well ok.....[takes a card from the pile] HEY ITS A 7!!!!! :D

Off topic but......
GUESS WHAT COMES OUT ON VIDEO AND DVD TODAY!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Helen: Speaking of gold fish Stanley got me "A Walk to Remember" on VHS today.

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Helen: Speaking of gold fish Stanley got me "A Walk to Remember" on VHS today.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Jack: Oh Mrs. Roper, make sure you have some tissues....you're definitely gonna cry!!!!!

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89

Jack: Oh Mrs. Roper, make sure you have some tissues....you're definitely gonna cry!!!!!

Helen: That's ok Jack I've already watched it today..five times..the apartment is flooded now that's why I'm up here.

Jack: WOW!

RF: Hey hey....where did everyone go? Like Cindy, and Janet, and Chrissy.....and Terri.....and Donna.....and...???

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
Jack: WOW!

RF: Hey hey....where did everyone go? Like Cindy, and Janet, and Chrissy.....and Terri.....and Donna.....and...???

Larry: I don't know Mr. Furley but it's scary! All the chicks are gone!

RF: Lets go find them then!!!!!!!

Jack: OK!

RF: NOT YOU TIPPYTOES!!!!!! Lets go!

Janet: I'm here!! I was just getting a walk to remember...you can borrow it jack!!

Larry: Oh good Janet you're still here...where should we start the search for the other girls?

RF: Maybe they're all playing hide and seek and waiting for us to find them!

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
RF: Maybe they're all playing hide and seek and waiting for us to find them!

Larry: Or maybe they're gettingr ready for a night in bed with me or you:grineyes:

Jack: Oooooooh, i like the sound of that! Now.....where's that Janet......:p

RF: Larry thats disgusting!!!!! Well unless its me...and Lana!!! ;)

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
Jack: Oooooooh, i like the sound of that! Now.....where's that Janet......:p

RF: Larry thats disgusting!!!!! Well unless its me...and Lana!!! ;)

Larry: But RF Lana is in jail..but I know a way to get you in there with her! :D

RF: HOW?? Tell me Larry!!! Pleeeeeeease! :D :D :D



















im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored im bored

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
RF: HOW?? Tell me Larry!!! Pleeeeeeease! :D :D :D

Larry: All you have to do is get in trouble!

Jack: LARRY!!!!!!! RF listened to u and he just robbed the bank!!!!!! Should we visit him in jail???

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
Jack: LARRY!!!!!!! RF listened to u and he just robbed the bank!!!!!! Should we visit him in jail???

Larry: I didn't know he would take me seriously! OK..let's go.

****JAIL****

Jack: THERE HE IS! But where's Lana???????

Originally posted by Sitcomsgrl89
****JAIL****

Jack: THERE HE IS! But where's Lana???????

[Lana is Behind Jack]

Lana: Hello.....Jackie!

[Lana Jumps on Jack]

Jack: LANA!!!!! Get off me!!!!!!!!!!!!

RF: [behind bars] OH LANA!!!!!! Come in here with Ralphipoo!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: LANA!!!!! Get off me!!!!!!!!!!!!

RF: [behind bars] OH LANA!!!!!! Come in here with Ralphipoo!

Lana: But Jackipoo I only wanted to give you a little r and r...[to Ralph] Go stick your head in the ground you old ostrich!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Lana: But Jackipoo I only wanted to give you a little r and r...[to Ralph] Go stick your head in the ground you old ostrich!

RF: Only if u stick your head in the ground with me!

Jack: [tries to leave] Well I think i'll be going now! And Lana don't come with me, stay with RF!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


RF: Only if u stick your head in the ground with me!

Jack: [tries to leave] Well I think i'll be going now! And Lana don't come with me, stay with RF!

Lana: Who's gonna make me, big boy?

*Cindy walks in crying* Someone! Anyone! Help me! :crying: I just found out startling news....

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
*Cindy walks in crying* Someone! Anyone! Help me! :crying: I just found out startling news....

Helen: Oh hi Cindy. Jack and Larry are at the jail, and I don't know where Terri and Janet are. What's wrong?

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Helen: Oh hi Cindy. Jack and Larry are at the jail, and I don't know where Terri and Janet are. What's wrong? Cindy: Oh Mrs. Roper! I just found out Im.......Im.......pregnant......and Im not sure who the baby daddy is!!! :crying: Although...one of my 4 choices of who it is is Larry! I dont know how to tell him! :crying:

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Oh Mrs. Roper! I just found out Im.......Im.......pregnant......and Im not sure who the baby daddy is!!! :crying: Although...one of my 4 choices of who it is is Larry! I dont know how to tell him! :crying:

Helen: Cindy! That's horrible!

[Larry and Jack Enter]

Larry: Boy that Lana--oh, hi Cindy!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Helen: Cindy! That's horrible!

[Larry and Jack Enter]

Larry: Boy that Lana--oh, hi Cindy! Cindy: Larry! I dont know how to tell u this.....but....um....Im pregnant. And the second part of it is....I think you could just be the father! Im going to get a DNA test on Maury whenever the baby's born

Donna: What?! But how did that happen?

Cindy: The usually WAY Donna...

Jack: Oh Cindy. Cindy Cindy Cindy. Haven't i always told you to be careful with your....anyway, who's the father????????

nvm

Jack: LARRY'S THE FATHER????? :eek:

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Larry! I dont know how to tell u this.....but....um....Im pregnant. And the second part of it is....I think you could just be the father! Im going to get a DNA test on Maury whenever the baby's born

Donna: What?! But how did that happen?

Cindy: The usually WAY Donna...

Larry: OH MY GAWD CINDY!!!!!!!!!!!! You said that there is no way that you could get pregnent..did you lie to me?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: LARRY'S THE FATHER????? :eek:

Larry: Jack..this is all too much for me..I don't feel so good

[Sits Down on Couch]

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Sitcomsgrl89 as Jack Tripper
Sitcomsgrl89 as Ralph Furley

Woah! LOL Just thought I'd bring this back to the top lol (04/18)


[not in character]
I'm Shane West's Angel now! :):):):) anyway.......

Jack: CINDY! I still can't believe your pregnant! When did u and Larry have se....se......

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


[not in character]
I'm Shane West's Angel now! :):):):) anyway.......

Jack: CINDY! I still can't believe your pregnant! When did u and Larry have se....se......

LOL I'll change it soon ;)

Larry: Jack remember when she wanted to braid our chest hair?! That's around the time..we..you know..

Jack: But...but how did none of us notice u and Cindy were....u know? Oh, I'm so happy i got my chest hair waxed.....:)

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: But...but how did none of us notice u and Cindy were....u know? Oh, I'm so happy i got my chest hair waxed.....:)

Larry: Jacko you have a bad memory I mean everyone was talking about me and Cindy..I remember Lana got all upset and tried to kill Donna..

Jack: O YEAH!!!! And then RF said no hanky panky.....its all coming bck to me! :crazy:

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: O YEAH!!!! And then RF said no hanky panky.....its all coming bck to me! :crazy:

Larry: YAY! He's getting his memory back! [Phone Rings. Larry Answers It] Hello? Oh hi! Okay. Thanks for telling us. Bye. [Hangs Up] Cindy that was Reverand Snow! He's coming over tomorrow!!!

[Lana Enters]

Lana: JACKIE! I was released for good behaviour. Now let me be good to YOU :D

Jack: LANA!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE! And what do you mean u were released for good behavior? Lana, did you flirt with the cops?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: LANA!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE! And what do you mean u were released for good behavior? Lana, did you flirt with the cops?

Lana: Let's just say there are some very happy cops at the station ;)

Cindy: Larry, sometimes....protection...isnt quite effective enough. Im only about 2 months pregnant. I dont want you to get too excited Larry, I mean, I have Donna....dont I?

Donna: Of course huney.

Cindy: Larry, please, dont be mad! It took more than me to make it, after all. Oh! :crying: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!??!! I can't tell my parents yet, they'd be sure to blow up!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Larry, sometimes....protection...isnt quite effective enough. Im only about 2 months pregnant. I dont want you to get too excited Larry, I mean, I have Donna....dont I?

Donna: Of course huney.

Cindy: Larry, please, dont be mad! It took more than me to make it, after all. Oh! :crying: WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!??!! I can't tell my parents yet, they'd be sure to blow up!

Larry: Oh Cindy..what will we do? My mom always taught me that I should do the right thing....

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Oh Cindy..what will we do? My mom always taught me that I should do the right thing.... Donna: *cough* *ahem* Im not even going to comment on that one....yea right.... *rolles her eyes*

Cindy: Donna stop. You two are going to be seeing each other alot more after all, so try and get along!

Donna: I'll TRY Cindy, I'll try but for you, and you ONLY!

Cindy: Larry, dont get excited. I dont even know if the baby's yours or not....it could be.....um...I dont know how to say this but...it may just be your brother, Kevin's. OMG, Larry, dont get mad!!! Please!!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: *cough* *ahem* Im not even going to comment on that one....yea right.... *rolles her eyes*

Cindy: Donna stop. You two are going to be seeing each other alot more after all, so try and get along!

Donna: I'll TRY Cindy, I'll try but for you, and you ONLY!

Cindy: Larry, dont get excited. I dont even know if the baby's yours or not....it could be.....um...I dont know how to say this but...it may just be your brother, Kevin's. OMG, Larry, dont get mad!!! Please!!

Larry: It can't be Kevin's...Kevin has a disease where he can't have children..so it's probably me..Cindy..[gets on knee] Will you marry me?

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: It can't be Kevin's...Kevin has a disease where he can't have children..so it's probably me..Cindy..[gets on knee] Will you marry me? It's still too early...there are two other men that could be the father.

Donna: You wouldn't marry him, would you Cindy!!?

Cindy: I dont know, Donna, I just dont know yet.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
It's still too early...there are two other men that could be the father.

Donna: You wouldn't marry him, would you Cindy!!?

Cindy: I dont know, Donna, I just dont know yet.


Larry: Cindy...if we got married..would you still see Donna?

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Cindy...if we got married..would you still see Donna? Cindy: You have to understand Larry....I dont loveyou...I love Donna. I do think the child should see his or her father though....I can't know...I dont know if it's yours Larry, I'll have to think about everything.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: You have to understand Larry....I dont loveyou...I love Donna. I do think the child should see his or her father though....I can't know...I dont know if it's yours Larry, I'll have to think about everything.

Larry: Cindy...we've got to find out as soon as we possibly can! I can't live like this, wondering if hte baby is mine..or someone elses.

Janet: hi guys. sorry i've been away...anything exciting happen?

Originally posted by nck@nitegurl
Janet: hi guys. sorry i've been away...anything exciting happen?

Larry: Janet..Cindy thinks she may be caring my..my..child.

Jack: *gasp* Larry, try to be more careful next time!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: *gasp* Larry, try to be more careful next time!

Larry: Well what do you want us to do on a date play dollhouse?!

Janet: oh my gosh!! but...how???

Originally posted by nck@nitegurl
Janet: oh my gosh!! but...how???

Larry: Janet if you don't know how to make a baby by now then you need some help..and I can help ya find out *Winks*

teri: larry, u suck, u shouldnt go around screwing ne thing and everything like that!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Janet if you don't know how to make a baby by now then you need some help..and I can help ya find out *Winks*

Jack: Oh godddddd.....Larry one baby is enough for now! ;) But really Janet, if u dont know about THAT yet, i think its time we had a litte talk.

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama
teri: larry, u suck, u shouldnt go around screwing ne thing and everything like that!

Larry: Umm Terri, Cindy is at fault just as much as I am! She told me to go into bed with her! So don't be blaming me for everything!

Helen: Boy this is so exciting..Cindy do you know yet if its' gonna be a boy or a girl?

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Umm Terri, Cindy is at fault just as much as I am! She told me to go into bed with her! So don't be blaming me for everything!

Helen: Boy this is so exciting..Cindy do you know yet if its' gonna be a boy or a girl?
teri: Larry, dont justify. You the 1 always askin me to sleep with u. :o You the 1 who has the two dolla hos runnin round yo house naked @ nite! But I aint hatin, cuz you got a nice ass! Back that thang up!

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama

teri: Larry, dont justify. You the 1 always askin me to sleep with u. :o You the 1 who has the two dolla hos runnin round yo house naked @ nite! But I aint hatin, cuz you got a nice ass! Back that thang up!

Larry: Terri, are you alright? You haven't been drinking Jack's cooking sherry again, have you?

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Terri, are you alright? You haven't been drinking Jack's cooking sherry again, have you?
Teri: Shut up, Larry. Go screw yourself, that shouldn't be to un ordinary for you. By the way, can I get what ever the hell you be high on, cuz you r obviously high as damn freakin HIGH can get! **Hahahaha.**

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama

Teri: Shut up, Larry. Go screw yourself, that shouldn't be to un ordinary for you. By the way, can I get what ever the hell you be high on, cuz you r obviously high as damn freakin HIGH can get! **Hahahaha.**

Larry: [Turns to Everyone Else] She's a waskelly wabitt..[Falls to Floor. He stands up, Laughing] Eh eh eh..

Helen: Larry what's wrong?

Larry: I'm not Larry I'm Lara! Lara Dallas!

Helen: Oh brother...

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: [Turns to Everyone Else] She's a waskelly wabitt..[Falls to Floor. He stands up, Laughing] Eh eh eh..

Helen: Larry what's wrong?

Larry: I'm not Larry I'm Lara! Lara Dallas!

Helen: Oh brother...
uhhh....what in the f_ck!!!!??
Teri: riiiiiiiiight..........********* voice*:OKEEEEE............

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama

uhhh....what in the f_ck!!!!??
Teri: riiiiiiiiight..........********* voice*:OKEEEEE............

Larry: Umm sorry I just had a..moment. I don't feel so good....

[Larry Faints]

Helen: Umm

Jack: Larry!!! Terri!!! Whats going on here???????

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Larry!!! Terri!!! Whats going on here???????

Helen: Well Larry fainted..that's all I know.

Chrissy- Larry are you ok?

Whats going on I just went to the Reagle Beagle ate some fries and drank something and alot happened i am never leaveing this apartment again..(snort snort)

Originally posted by suzannesomers
Chrissy- Larry are you ok?

Whats going on I just went to the Reagle Beagle ate some fries and drank something and alot happened i am never leaveing this apartment again..(snort snort)

Helen: Cindy's pregnent..with Larry's child.

[Doorbell Rings. Helen Answers It. Reverand Snow Stands at the Door]

Luther: Hi! Is Chrissy here?

BTW, the roles of Jim the Bartender, Mike the Bartender, and Frank Angelino are still open! If you want any of these roles, just post it here! :)

chrissy-oh my god our cindy our sweet little cindy woops i mean our sweet big cindy(snort snort)

Oh hey dad you need to pray for the best for cindy and larry cause cindy is pregenant with their child can you believe it? cindy said she would wait for sex after marriage she created a BIG sin!

Originally posted by suzannesomers
chrissy-oh my god our cindy our sweet little cindy woops i mean our sweet big cindy(snort snort)

Oh hey dad you need to pray for the best for cindy and larry cause cindy is pregenant with their child can you believe it? cindy said she would wait for sex after marriage she created a BIG sin!

Luther: WHAT?! Where is she?! I have to talk to her about this.

[btw suzannesomers, is your SS website still up? I tried going to the one at MSN and it told me it wasn't there]

Jack: Hey Chrissy!!!!!!!! We missed ya! And hey Reverend Snow! I think you need to have a loooooooooong talk with Cindy. And Larry too. A reverend always gives good advice.

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Hey Chrissy!!!!!!!! We missed ya! And hey Reverend Snow! I think you need to have a loooooooooong talk with Cindy. And Larry too. A reverend always gives good advice.

Luther: Hello Jack. I trust you and Chrissy or Janet haven't been up to anything.

chrissy: nope nothings going on , all Jack ever got from me is nothing that must count for something shouldnt it?(snort snort)


[burkesnowwinters no my site isnt working because the builder moved and it deleted all my files]:happyface

Originally posted by suzannesomers
chrissy: nope nothings going on , all Jack ever got from me is nothing that must count for something shouldnt it?(snort snort)


Luther: Umm..ok..

Helen: It's very nice to meet you again Reverand Snow.

Luther: Thank you.

[aww that's too bad suzannesomers :(. BTW,d id you get my PM about the Fan Network?]

TO SUZANNESOMERS:

About the Fan Network..could you please take me off it? I know it's not up right now, but when it is up..I'm really busy nowadays and I'd just get confused by the other URL lol..Right now I'd just like one URL, and that one URL is http://www1.netzany.com/tcsnowster . I read the thing about the URL thingys..TheRegalbeagle.com, etc and I really wouldn't want to convert to the upper level stuff LOL I like just being a fan site..so can you please take me off the Fan Network? Thanks.

burkesnowwinters:

fan network as been deleted for over 3 months now :lol: !

Originally posted by suzannesomers
burkesnowwinters:

fan network as been deleted for over 3 months now :lol: !

Oh! I didn't realize that LOL. I was going through my site's guestbook and going to the sites and I saw the main page of the old Fan Network *Silly Sean* LOL But thanks for clarifying that! :)

its ok!:lol:

Jack: Chrissyyyyyy i did almost get things from you! Remember what happened with the mouse in ur room? :D

Jack: But thennnnnnnn u had to go snap the mouse trap on my foot! :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Chrissyyyyyy i did almost get things from you! Remember what happened with the mouse in ur room? :D

Jack: But thennnnnnnn u had to go snap the mouse trap on my foot! :rolleyes:

Luther: Good job-I mean oh Jack that's too bad!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Luther: Good job-I mean oh Jack that's too bad! Cindy walks in: *nervous*Hi Uncle Luther, what's up? :eek4:

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy walks in: *nervous*Hi Uncle Luther, what's up? :eek4:

Luther: Cindy..is it true that you're pregnent?

Chrissy: oh yeah Jack i forgot! oh yeah and remeber the times where you used to try something on me and janet but we would never let you!I wanna keep it that way!

CINDY!How did you get a baby?this is to much for me!(faints)

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Luther: Cindy..is it true that you're pregnent? Cindy: Pregnant!? Me!? Where did u get SUCH an idea!!? *laughs fakely, then runs out*

Stanley: *walks in* Hi everyone whats been going on since I left?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Pregnant!? Me!? Where did u get SUCH an idea!!? *laughs fakely, then runs out*

Luther: Chrissy did.

Helen: [to Stanley] Stanley, I'll tell you in a moment!

Chrissy: Dad I got the idea that cindy was pregnant from JACK!
so it isnt my fault I just told you some gossip I heard I didnt say it was true and i didnt say its false...! anyways Jack i thought you didnt like gossip why are you telling me gossip?MEN dont make scense (snort snort) Hey mr roper .....I havent seen you for a while what have you been up too?as mrs roper would say nothing!(snort snort)

Originally posted by suzannesomers
Chrissy: Dad I got the idea that cindy was pregnant from JACK!
so it isnt my fault I just told you some gossip I heard I didnt say it was true and i didnt say its false...! anyways Jack i thought you didnt like gossip why are you telling me gossip?MEN dont make scense (snort snort) Hey mr roper .....I havent seen you for a while what have you been up too?as mrs roper would say nothing!(snort snort)

Luther: Oh Chrissy, you've made me so proud! Not only have you grown up to be a model human being, you're also smart!

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Stanley: *walks in* Hi everyone whats been going on since I left?

Jack: Hi Mr. Roper! Where did ya go? Well first of all Cindy's pregnant.......hey wait a minute Chrissy i looooooove gossip! Shhhh dont tell anyone but.....the woman in apartment 305 is cheating on her husband with the man in 204!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


Jack: Hi Mr. Roper! Where did ya go? Well first of all Cindy's pregnant.......hey wait a minute Chrissy i looooooove gossip! Shhhh dont tell anyone but.....the woman in apartment 305 is cheating on her husband with the man in 204!!!!

Helen: That's not what I heard! I heard that the woman is cheating on her husband with 402!

Jack: :eek: Maybe she's cheating on her husband with BOTH 204 and 402!!!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: :eek: Maybe she's cheating on her husband with BOTH 204 and 402!!!!!!

Helen: That would mean she's cheating on the person who she's cheating with! Wait I'm starting to sound like Chrissy...

Chrissy: Thanks dad,but you dont need to tell me when I am smart I am smart all the time..

and mrs.roper whats wrong with sounding like me?do you want too sound dumb because I am smart...:talk:

Originally posted by suzannesomers
Chrissy: Thanks dad,but you dont need to tell me when I am smart I am smart all the time..

and mrs.roper whats wrong with sounding like me?do you want too sound dumb because I am smart...:talk:

Helen: Chrissy...Chrissy..you wouldn't understand

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Helen: Chrissy...Chrissy..you wouldn't understand
teri kicks jack in the nutts Teri: fun fun

Jack: Umm......oww.....!

[RF comes running in]
RF: I escaped from jail!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Umm......oww.....!

[RF comes running in]
RF: I escaped from jail!!!!!!!

[Lana Runs In After Him]
[Larry Wakes Up]

Larry: Lana? RF? Am I in jail too? *Faints again*

RF: No Larry you're not in jail! I escaped from jail and i guess Lana followed me! Wait.....LANAAAAAAAA! I picked you some strawberries!!!! Now be my snuggle bunny!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: No Larry you're not in jail! I escaped from jail and i guess Lana followed me! Wait.....LANAAAAAAAA! I picked you some strawberries!!!! Now be my snuggle bunny!

Lana: Not on your life old man.

Cindy: Larry! I have our sceduled date for the Maury show! Donna's coming too. We're going on the air, the day after tomorrow! Is that okay?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Larry! I have our sceduled date for the Maury show! Donna's coming too. We're going on the air, the day after tomorrow! Is that okay?

Larry: [Holding Head] What? Umm..alright.

Jack: Ooo I wanna watch u guys on the Maury show!!!! I wanna sit in the front row! This should be fun.

JAnet: me too! that would be great! I always wanted to be on TV!!

Originally posted by nck@nitegurl
JAnet: me too! that would be great! I always wanted to be on TV!!

Luther: I don't know if I approve of this Maury fellow..what exactly DOES he do?!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Luther: I don't know if I approve of this Maury fellow..what exactly DOES he do?!

RF: He gets into people's personal life!!!!!!! That's what he does....and a person's personal life is personal!

Jack: When is the Maury show anyway?

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: When is the Maury show anyway?

Larry: the day after tomorrow.

Jack: Weren't we supposed to go on the Maury Show? It's been five days! What happened? Hmmm i guess Maury doesn't want us on his show anymore. :(

OK this RP was good 4 awhile then it kind of died..........so im gonna try n make something interesting happen!

Jack: Guys.......Mr. Furley was walking to the toy store. He wanted to buy a few things for Cindy and Larry's baby even though it isn't born yet. And on his way there he was........


















Jack: Hit by an ice cream truck!!!!! :crying: He's in the hospital right now.........and he'd like to see all of you. But he might have amnesia............................

Janet: OH NO!! well come on everyone! lets go see him! ohh poor mr furley! I always knew Ice cream would hurt people..with its fattening calories!

Lana: Ralph? Our Ralph?
Luther: Oh no! That's terrible!
Larry: Mr Furley . . . I can't believe it!!

*****HOSPITAL*****

[everyone comes in, RF is in his bed]

Jack: Hi Mr. Furley.............
RF: OH hi John! And hi Suzanne, Jenilee, Richard, Joyce, Ann, Priscilla, Norman, and Audra! [looks at Reverend Snow] Now i can't really remember your name.......
Jack: Who in the world is John????? And Suzanne, Jenilee, Richard, Joyce, Ann, Priscilla, Norman, and Audra? Oh no....he has amnesia! :eek: Guys you better play along.....at least until he gets his memory back.

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
*****HOSPITAL*****

[everyone comes in, RF is in his bed]

Jack: Hi Mr. Furley.............
RF: OH hi John! And hi Suzanne, Jenilee, Richard, Joyce, Ann, Priscilla, Norman, and Audra! [looks at Reverend Snow] Now i can't really remember your name.......
Jack: Who in the world is John????? And Suzanne, Jenilee, Richard, Joyce, Ann, Priscilla, Norman, and Audra? Oh no....he has amnesia! :eek: Guys you better play along.....at least until he gets his memory back.

Larry: Oh hi umm .. . Don! How are you?

Jack: [looks at Larry weirdly] Don?????? Haha where did you come up with a name like that?

RF: Well Richard I have terrible headache. [looks around] Why am in the hospital?????

Janet: Well Mr. Fur- uhhh Don...you got hit by an ice cream truck. I'm going to go talk to your doctor right now. I'm sure he'll tell us when you can get home (quietly) and when you'll remember your name!

Larry: So . . . Don, how are you doing?

Lana: LARRY! Can't you tell?!

Larry: My name is RICHARD!

Lana: Oh brotha another wacko.

RF: ANN!!!!! Wow Ann.............AAAAAAANN!!! Don like Ann! A LOT!

Jack: And i always thought RALPH liked LANA!

RF: John who's Lana? And who's Ralph?

Jack: Ummmm....................no one!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
RF: ANN!!!!! Wow Ann.............AAAAAAANN!!! Don like Ann! A LOT!

Jack: And i always thought RALPH liked LANA!

RF: John who's Lana? And who's Ralph?

Jack: Ummmm....................no one!

Lana: No . . . Ann no like Don! Don evil! Sick! Twisted! DUMB!

Larry: La, erm, Ann calm down!

Lana: NO LARRY!

Larry: RICHARD!

Lana: LARRY!

Larry: Grr!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Lana: No . . . Ann no like Don! Don evil! Sick! Twisted! DUMB!

Larry: La, erm, Ann calm down!

Lana: NO LARRY!

Larry: RICHARD!

Lana: LARRY!

Larry: Grr!

RF: Don not Evil!!!!! DON NICE! Don good for Ann!

Jack: [looks at RF weirdly] Don STRANGE Don CRAZY!

RF: QUIET JOHN!

Jack: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I'm Jack!

RF: Oh John...have you lost your memory?

Jack: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


RF: Don not Evil!!!!! DON NICE! Don good for Ann!

Jack: [looks at RF weirdly] Don STRANGE Don CRAZY!

RF: QUIET JOHN!

Jack: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I'm Jack!

RF: Oh John...have you lost your memory?

Jack: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lana: Ann hate Don! Ann kick Don!

[Lana kicks Ralph and leaves]

Larry: Umm OK . . . so Don, do you want to play "Simon says"?

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Lana: Ann hate Don! Ann kick Don!

[Lana kicks Ralph and leaves]

Larry: Umm OK . . . so Don, do you want to play "Simon says"?

RF: Ann make Don sad! Anyway Richard....I'll play Simon Says! I like that game!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


RF: Ann make Don sad! Anyway Richard....I'll play Simon Says! I like that game!

Larry: Umm I really can't me and Cindy are due on the "Maury" show.

Janet:it's ok ralph, I'll play simon says!

Originally posted by Heather Hartnett
Janet:it's ok ralph, I'll play simon says!

ummmmmm who r u???????? gosh u faker.....tryin to steal nck@nitegurl's part in RolePlay GO AWAY! :rolleyes:



















:joke: HAHA sorry!!!!! Anyway......I LOVE YOUR NEW USERNAME HEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RF: Ok Joyce.....i'll play Simon Says w/ you! And Richard.........why do you need to go to the Maury show? AND WHO IS CINDY?

NOTE: When and if we go to the Maury Show.....can i please be Maury????? :D

Larry: [Thinks of a strange name for Cindy] Cindy is . . . Jenilee. "Maury" is a show about umm this guy named Maury who likes to get pregnency tests and asking questions.

[btw, of course you can! :))

Cindy: Larry, Donna, it's time for us to go to the Maury show, airing is at 5:00, it's 2:00 now, and you know how traffic is...

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Larry, Donna, it's time for us to go to the Maury show, airing is at 5:00, it's 2:00 now, and you know how traffic is...

Larry: Alright. Let's go! Bye Don!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Alright. Let's go! Bye Don! Donna: Excuse, me Larry! Im coming with all of you! Get your facts straight! Right Cindy!?

Cindy: Ummm, calm down Donna.....but yea...

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Excuse, me Larry! Im coming with all of you! Get your facts straight! Right Cindy!?

Cindy: Ummm, calm down Donna.....but yea...

Larry: Donna, what is your problem?! I called RF Don! RF was in an accident, remember? So now he thinks he's someone named Don. Sheesh!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: Donna, what is your problem?! I called RF Don! RF was in an accident, remember? So now he thinks he's someone named Don. Sheesh! Donna: Shut up Larry! You dont know what you're talking about! All I know is, I hope that the child Cindy has isn't yours, because I wouldn't live with a girlfriend with you as the bastard's father!

Cindy: Donna!!!! How dare you call my child that!!!!!!! You stupid, ho, porn star!

Donna: Im sorry.....

Cindy: Larry, Donna.....lets....just....go....lets save the tention for Maury :D

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Shut up Larry! You dont know what you're talking about! All I know is, I hope that the child Cindy has isn't yours, because I wouldn't live with a girlfriend with you as the bastard's father!

Cindy: Donna!!!! How dare you call my child that!!!!!!! You stupid, ho, porn star!

Donna: Im sorry.....

Cindy: Larry, Donna.....lets....just....go....lets save the tention for Maury :D

Larry: Alright Cindy, I'll go with you. But not because of Donna, that two bit hooker!

Jack: Guys i bought everyone tickets to the Maury Show too!!!! ALL in the front row!!!!!! Ooooh, i love talk shows!

RF: Thank you John!

Jack: JACK!

*****THE MAURY SHOW*******

Maury: Today on the Maury show, we have Larry Dallas, Cindy Snow, and Donna.....what's your last name???????

Jack: [from the audience] Oh you're so funny HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Maury: Uhhh anyway........Larry, Cindy, and Donna....tell us your story!!!!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Jack: Guys i bought everyone tickets to the Maury Show too!!!! ALL in the front row!!!!!! Ooooh, i love talk shows!

RF: Thank you John!

Jack: JACK!

*****THE MAURY SHOW*******

Maury: Today on the Maury show, we have Larry Dallas, Cindy Snow, and Donna.....what's your last name???????

Jack: [from the audience] Oh you're so funny HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Maury: Uhhh anyway........Larry, Cindy, and Donna....tell us your story!!!! Cindy: Well....

Donna: I'll tell dis! It all started when this bastard named Larry Dallas, behind stage, thrust himself on Cindy. He's a sex hungry fiend! He's done it with just about every girl except me, in L.A. AND New York. He's made them feel used, and he basically f*cks them, and then leaves them thinking he was the one. Ladies, I know you're feeling how bad a man he is. *audience (especially women) boos* Im here to tell that guy off, and make sure that my girlfriend isn't hurt, and that he isn't the father of OUR baby. Thank you.
*audince claps and women scream "You Go Girl"*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: Well....

Donna: I'll tell dis! It all started when this bastard named Larry Dallas, behind stage, thrust himself on Cindy. He's a sex hungry fiend! He's done it with just about every girl except me, in L.A. AND New York. He's made them feel used, and he basically f*cks them, and then leaves them thinking he was the one. Ladies, I know you're feeling how bad a man he is. *audience (especially women) boos* Im here to tell that guy off, and make sure that my girlfriend isn't hurt, and that he isn't the father of OUR baby. Thank you.
*audince claps and women scream "You Go Girl"*


Maury: :eek: Shame on you Larry!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doing nasty things with an innocent little blonde girl who has a girlfriend! I can't believe what im hearing.............................well Donna right now im on your side....but lets here Larry's story!!!! TALK DALLAS!

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


Maury: :eek: Shame on you Larry!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doing nasty things with an innocent little blonde girl who has a girlfriend! I can't believe what im hearing.............................well Donna right now im on your side....but lets here Larry's story!!!! TALK DALLAS!

[Larry enters stage. Some men cheer for him. Women boo. One woman throws radish at Larry]

Larry: Look Maury, that Donna has it all wrong. I've changed. I mean I don't always need to haev things shoved in my face all the time. That Donna is just a two bit gold digger who wants to get Cindy's well earned money. First of all, me and Cindy are getting along . . . Donna is the one who is starting Cindy's antiLarryisim. Cindy TOLD me to do it with her, ya know? She wanted me to go into bed with her so she could braid my chest. THen this Donna lady got involved. She doesn't even love Cindy! I love Cindy, but Cindy does not love me, but I'll always be there to take care of her. I don't need Donna making it more complicated for me. And for the record, since she dug up stuff from MY past . . . I'm digging up stuff from HERS!

[Policeofficer comes on stage]

Larry: Officer Mo, tell 'em!
Mo: A few years ago . . . oh btw I'm on the LA Vice Squad . . . I picked up Miss Donna *trashcan falls so no one hears her last name* soliciting a man for sex! Donna is a former CALL GIRL!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


[Larry enters stage. Some men cheer for him. Women boo. One woman throws radish at Larry]

Larry: Look Maury, that Donna has it all wrong. I've changed. I mean I don't always need to haev things shoved in my face all the time. That Donna is just a two bit gold digger who wants to get Cindy's well earned money. First of all, me and Cindy are getting along . . . Donna is the one who is starting Cindy's antiLarryisim. Cindy TOLD me to do it with her, ya know? She wanted me to go into bed with her so she could braid my chest. THen this Donna lady got involved. She doesn't even love Cindy! I love Cindy, but Cindy does not love me, but I'll always be there to take care of her. I don't need Donna making it more complicated for me. And for the record, since she dug up stuff from MY past . . . I'm digging up stuff from HERS!

[Policeofficer comes on stage]

Larry: Officer Mo, tell 'em!
Mo: A few years ago . . . oh btw I'm on the LA Vice Squad . . . I picked up Miss Donna *trashcan falls so no one hears her last name* soliciting a man for sex! Donna is a former CALL GIRL!

Jack: YEAHHHHH U GO LARRY!!!!! [cheers] Donna is a ca....ca.....call girl???? Oh my gosh that reminds me of Chrissy's friend Darlene...........

Maury: HOLD IT! So CINDY asked LARRY to......you know?!?!?!?? Oh and by the way......how does Cindy braid your chest????? Does she take the skin and twist it and.........

Jack: Its chest HAIR Maury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil laugh*

Maury: You wanna come down here huh? Anyway........it seems that Donna and Larry BOTH love Cindy! So now.......i want you two to both......PROCLAIM YOUR LOVE FOR CINDY! And after you do that, we'll hear CINDY'S side of the story.

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel


Jack: YEAHHHHH U GO LARRY!!!!! [cheers] Donna is a ca....ca.....call girl???? Oh my gosh that reminds me of Chrissy's friend Darlene...........

Maury: HOLD IT! So CINDY asked LARRY to......you know?!?!?!?? Oh and by the way......how does Cindy braid your chest????? Does she take the skin and twist it and.........

Jack: Its chest HAIR Maury!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *evil laugh*

Maury: You wanna come down here huh? Anyway........it seems that Donna and Larry BOTH love Cindy! So now.......i want you two to both......PROCLAIM YOUR LOVE FOR CINDY! And after you do that, we'll hear CINDY'S side of the story.

Larry: Cindy, I love you. But I can handel you not wanting me. But I'll always love you and nothing can change it ever! If you take Donna I can take it. The only thing that I didn't like Donna for was that she was saying it was all my fault. I'm willing to take responsibility but Donna refuses to let you and I know you want to. Cindy I'm sorry if I ever hurt you and and I love you!

Donna: Cindy, dont listen to him! He doesn't even know half the story of that call girl thing. Cindy, you know that Im the one that's always going along with anything. Even when I knew you and Larry where havin sex, I went along with it. And, I dont really mean that I wont be here for you, if the baby is Larry's. I just cant STAND Larry, and you can understand *gives Larry dirty look, then turns back to Cindy* why. If the baby is Larry's we can make just as good of parent as Larry, infact just about anything would. I love you Cindy, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life. So, what's it going to be?

Cindy: *starts wimpering* I dont know! I have to wait for the results now.....*sniff* Maury?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Cindy, dont listen to him! He doesn't even know half the story of that call girl thing. Cindy, you know that Im the one that's always going along with anything. Even when I knew you and Larry where havin sex, I went along with it. And, I dont really mean that I wont be here for you, if the baby is Larry's. I just cant STAND Larry, and you can understand *gives Larry dirty look, then turns back to Cindy* why. If the baby is Larry's we can make just as good of parent as Larry, infact just about anything would. I love you Cindy, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life. So, what's it going to be?

Cindy: *starts wimpering* I dont know! I have to wait for the results now.....*sniff* Maury?

Larry: Cindy, let me just say that I'll always be there for you. I know it was wrong of me to do that to all those women. I've never been able to respect them or myself. But I respect you. And I'll respect your decision. I just want you to know I'll never hate you and I'll try never to get angry at you. [Kisses Cindy on forehead]

*Donna goes over to Larry and starts slapping and kicking him* (audience goes crazy as security gaurd holds Donna back)

Donna screaming: Dont you kiss my Cindy! She's mine, biotch!! All you men are alike, you promise something, and then you mean anothe and leave them in the pouring rain alone! Dont believe this man! Dont you believe him either Cindy. (calms down)
*audience still going wild*
Donna: Im sorry Cindy! Gives quick hateful glare at Larry. See, my love is OBVIOUS!!! Yeah...that's right! Only someone that LOVED you would do that!

*Cindy sits there stunned at whole thing* 'Um....Results?' *in her head 'Oh, God, I know its Larry's*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
*Donna goes over to Larry and starts slapping and kicking him* (audience goes crazy as security gaurd holds Donna back)

Donna screaming: Dont you kiss my Cindy! She's mine, biotch!! All you men are alike, you promise something, and then you mean anothe and leave them in the pouring rain alone! Dont believe this man! Dont you believe him either Cindy. (calms down)
*audience still going wild*
Donna: Im sorry Cindy! Gives quick hateful glare at Larry. See, my love is OBVIOUS!!! Yeah...that's right! Only someone that LOVED you would do that!

*Cindy sits there stunned at whole thing* 'Um....Results?' *in her head 'Oh, God, I know its Larry's*

Larry: No, someone who loves Cindy would not do that. Donna, if you love Cindy, you would accept me. But you just want her, not love her. I'm sorry Cindy, I don't wanna be rude or anthing, but I think you'll make a big mistake Cindy. Donna, I don't see what your problem is with me. I've never done anything to you. I'm sorry but you have a very bad way of acting towards friends of Cindy's. And you are sexist to put all us men in one catagory. I've just had enough of you bashing me when I've barely bashed you. [Sits down and stares at Donna]

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters


Larry: No, someone who loves Cindy would not do that. Donna, if you love Cindy, you would accept me. But you just want her, not love her. I'm sorry Cindy, I don't wanna be rude or anthing, but I think you'll make a big mistake Cindy. Donna, I don't see what your problem is with me. I've never done anything to you. I'm sorry but you have a very bad way of acting towards friends of Cindy's. And you are sexist to put all us men in one catagory. I've just had enough of you bashing me when I've barely bashed you. [Sits down and stares at Donna] Donna:*rolls eyes at Larry* Whatever.....and you BETTER stop staring at me like that, before I hurt you! *scoots chair over to Cindy*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna:*rolls eyes at Larry* Whatever.....and you BETTER stop staring at me like that, before I hurt you! *scoots chair over to Cindy*

Larry: I've had enough. I'm leaving this set! I have had enough of Donna!

[Larry starts to go off the set but Maury prevents him leaving the stage]

Donna: Cindy, it was easy to see he would leave you.....that's not the kind of father you want, is it honey? I'll always be here for you, I wont run out, when times get tough like he's doing.....see if it was me hun, I wouldn't run out on a fight, I'd fight for ya babe, like Im doing now!

*women in the audience 'awwwww'*

[Maury is still holding Larry back from leaving]

Maury: Sit! Sit!!!!!! Now that we've heard both stories.......i want a little feedback from the audience! [goes to the audience in the front row] You there! Who are you and what do you think of all this?

Jack: I'm Jack Tripper........and i think.....CINDY SHOULD BE WITH LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If Larry IS the baby's father, then they NEED to be together. Its only right! And it seems that Larry does love her. GOOD LUCK BUDDY!

Maury: Ok.....and you sir, what do you think of this?

RF: Well I'm Don Knotts,

Jack: *coughcoughNOYOU'RENOTYOURMRFURLEYcoughcoughcough*

RF: I think that Cindy should be with DONNA!!!!! They were together in the first place and Larry interfered with there relationship!!!!!!!!!

Maury: I do have an opinion but i uh wont uh share it til the end of the show.............but i do have one idea. I do think a baby needs a father, and Donna..........do you think you could...........move in with Cindy and Larry once they have the baby? Two different bed rooms, you three could work something out ya know?

[Audience screams and yells at Maury]

Maury: Or maybe not.......

Larry: I never walked out on Cindy. You've barely been there for Cindy . . . after the news came, you were gone for a LONG time. Like you don't care about it! And Maury, TELL THE RESULTS NOW! Or I will leave this stage and then you'll have to get an actor to replace me for the real episode and then it'll look fake and then their'll be a big controversary and it'll feel so empty without me!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Larry: I never walked out on Cindy. You've barely been there for Cindy . . . after the news came, you were gone for a LONG time. Like you don't care about it! And Maury, TELL THE RESULTS NOW! Or I will leave this stage and then you'll have to get an actor to replace me for the real episode and then it'll look fake and then their'll be a big controversary and it'll feel so empty without me!

Maury: Uh........don't look at me im just a talk show host!!!!! I don't know who the father is....yet.......i think i need to talk to Cindy in private. [Maury takes Cindy over to the corner and she whispers stuff in his ear]

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
Maury: Uh........don't look at me im just a talk show host!!!!! I don't know who the father is....yet.......i think i need to talk to Cindy in private. [Maury takes Cindy over to the corner and she whispers stuff in his ear] Cindy: So.....what's that mean?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Cindy: So.....what's that mean?

i dunno.........im actually kinda confused with this whole thing but im trying my best:)

Maury: Well the results are in................and the baby's father is........




















































































Maury: LARRY!!!!! [audience screams, a fight breaks out onstage]

Donna: YOU BETTA RUN FAST LARRY BOY!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! *Donna picks up chairs and starts throwing them everywhere, and screaming violently and cussing at Larry, and starts slapping him* *Larry slaps Donna back*

Donna: OH HEEEELLLL NO YOU DID NOT!!!!! *goes insane and throws stuff at Larry that she can get her hands on*

Cindy just sits there staring at the grown sadly.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: YOU BETTA RUN FAST LARRY BOY!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!! *Donna picks up chairs and starts throwing them everywhere, and screaming violently and cussing at Larry, and starts slapping him* *Larry slaps Donna back*

Donna: OH HEEEELLLL NO YOU DID NOT!!!!! *goes insane and throws stuff at Larry that she can get her hands on*

Cindy just sits there staring at the grown sadly.

Larry: Donna I've had enough. Donna I know what has been going on between you and Mrs. Roper!!!! She told me all about it, and I thought I wouldn't sink this low, but since you have I feel entitled to it. Cindy, Donna is having an affair with MRS. HELEN ROPER! Cindy, unlike Donna, I care for you. Donna is just using you. She's being a 'playa, ya know?

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Larry: Donna I've had enough. Donna I know what has been going on between you and Mrs. Roper!!!! She told me all about it, and I thought I wouldn't sink this low, but since you have I feel entitled to it. Cindy, Donna is having an affair with MRS. HELEN ROPER! Cindy, unlike Donna, I care for you. Donna is just using you. She's being a 'playa, ya know?

:eek2:

Maury: So that Helen Roper is MARRIED?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!? Helen Roper if you are in the audience COME DOWN TO THE STAGE!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Larry: Donna I've had enough. Donna I know what has been going on between you and Mrs. Roper!!!! She told me all about it, and I thought I wouldn't sink this low, but since you have I feel entitled to it. Cindy, Donna is having an affair with MRS. HELEN ROPER! Cindy, unlike Donna, I care for you. Donna is just using you. She's being a 'playa, ya know? Donna: Why would I want to have an affair with that old ugly bitch?! No thank you!

Cindy: Donna, Helen's a good friend of mine, dont call her a bitch.....

Donna: One things for certain, she's less bitch than that HO LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bitch slaps Larry so that Larry has blood on his lip*

*Cindy sits there not even paying much attention.....just thinking about the results, and how much she thought it would be right for her to marry Larry, but how much she still loves Donna*

Originally posted by Shane West's Angel
:eek2:

Maury: So that Helen Roper is MARRIED?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!? Helen Roper if you are in the audience COME DOWN TO THE STAGE!

Helen: Hello Maury it's me Helen. Remember our little trist a few years ago? [Sees Camera] Oh um Yes well me and Donna used to have a fling . . . I mean Mr. Roper hsa been missing for so long now . . . he was kidnapped by ALIENS! I swear he was. And we can't find him so umm well me and Donna were together in the room and Marvin Gaye was playing on the room radio and . . . well you can guess what happened next.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Why would I want to have an affair with that old ugly bitch?! No thank you!

Cindy: Donna, Helen's a good friend of mine, dont call her a bitch.....

Donna: One things for certain, she's less bitch than that HO LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bitch slaps Larry so that Larry has blood on his lip*

*Cindy sits there not even paying much attention.....just thinking about the results, and how much she thought it would be right for her to marry Larry, but how much she still loves Donna*


Helen: Donna, that is what you think. You didn't think I was so ugly back then. I hate you Donna. I hate every fiber of your being!

Larry: Oh and Donna

[Larry pimpslaps Donna]

Larry: Don't mess with me gurl! You're the ho, you're the s***, you're the beeeuch! Cindy, she's too good for you. I don't wanna make you be hasty in yo' decision, but Donna just wants you for whatever. She doesn't love you. I've never seen you two even kiss! Donna is probably some straight a$$ beeuch who wants some money from you!

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Helen: Hello Maury it's me Helen. Remember our little trist a few years ago? [Sees Camera] Oh um Yes well me and Donna used to have a fling . . . I mean Mr. Roper hsa been missing for so long now . . . he was kidnapped by ALIENS! I swear he was. And we can't find him so umm well me and Donna were together in the room and Marvin Gaye was playing on the room radio and . . . well you can guess what happened next. Donna: Is that the best you can do Larry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring on some old 75 year old woman to say she had sex with me!? HaHaHaHaHa! *Slaps Helen, and Helen falls on the floor*

Cindy: Donna!!!! I can't believe you! This can't be true!

Donna: Cindy! Listen to me, do you trust me?

Cindy: Yeah

Donna: You love me? Cindy: Yeah

Donna: You put it on me, well you must be.......

Cindy: Your down ass chick?

Donna: Listen Cindy, no one else loves you like I do, and I know that you love me too, so forge about all of this! Forget about Larry and his bitchy mannerisms.

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Helen: Donna, that is what you think. You didn't think I was so ugly back then. I hate you Donna. I hate every fiber of your being!

Larry: Oh and Donna

[Larry pimpslaps Donna]

Larry: Don't mess with me gurl! You're the ho, you're the s***, you're the beeeuch! Cindy, she's too good for you. I don't wanna make you be hasty in yo' decision, but Donna just wants you for whatever. She doesn't love you. I've never seen you two even kiss! Donna is probably some straight a$$ beeuch who wants some money from you! *Donna stands there stunned at what Larry just said*: No.......no u did NOT just call me a bitch and a slut!!!!!!!! Oh, see, you've made me REALLY mad now Larry, you say I dont love my woman, you say I had a one night stand with some senior citizen, but now......*Donna slaps Larry in the face numerous times, and knee's him HARD in the nuts* Oh, did I hurt your little nuttiez? Hmmm, maybe that's what I should've done before you told Cindy the only way for her to braid your damn hair was to f:uck you!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
*Donna stands there stunned at what Larry just said*: No.......no u did NOT just call me a bitch and a slut!!!!!!!! Oh, see, you've made me REALLY mad now Larry, you say I dont love my woman, you say I had a one night stand with some senior citizen, but now......*Donna slaps Larry in the face numerous times, and knee's him HARD in the nuts* Oh, did I hurt your little nuttiez? Hmmm, maybe that's what I should've done before you told Cindy the only way for her to braid your damn hair was to f:uck you!

Larry: Donna, you ignorant little piece of s***! That's it! *Larry punchs Donna out. Helen hits Donna with her purse*

Helen: F*** off, flea bag!

Reverand Snow: Mrs. Roper!

Helen: [Laughs Nervously] Sorry Reverand.

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Larry: Donna, you ignorant little piece of s***! That's it! *Larry punchs Donna out. Helen hits Donna with her purse*

Helen: F*** off, flea bag!

Reverand Snow: Mrs. Roper!

Helen: [Laughs Nervously] Sorry Reverand. *Cindy runs over to Donna*

Cindy: Larry, how could you!? You too Mrs. Roper! I'm sorry guys, but I'm going to have to stay with Donna for right now atleast....it's clear now that I love Donna, and even though it's bitchy way of showing it, she loves me too. Larry, I can understand your anger, but this is a woman! You dont punch women out! Even if they bitchslap you a thousand times! I do need a father, and Larry would probably make a good one tho......*sigh* sry, I still dunno...

Donna: Huh? What happened? Cindy, did that bitch Larry, just punch me?

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
*Cindy runs over to Donna*

Cindy: Larry, how could you!? You too Mrs. Roper! I'm sorry guys, but I'm going to have to stay with Donna for right now atleast....it's clear now that I love Donna, and even though it's bitchy way of showing it, she loves me too. Larry, I can understand your anger, but this is a woman! You dont punch women out! Even if they bitchslap you a thousand times! I do need a father, and Larry would probably make a good one tho......*sigh* sry, I still dunno...

Donna: Huh? What happened? Cindy, did that bitch Larry, just punch me?


Larry: I don't care anymore about if she's a woman or a man. All I know is that she's a devil baby. And I hope that child tells you one day that it hurts it's heart that it doesn't have a dad, bcause it hurst mine! *Punchs Donna out again* BYE!

[Larry leaves the stage angry]

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
Larry: I don't care anymore about if she's a woman or a man. All I know is that she's a devil baby. And I hope that child tells you one day that it hurts it's heart that it doesn't have a dad, bcause it hurst mine! *Punchs Donna out again* BYE!

[Larry leaves the stage angry] *Cindy starts crying*

Donna: See, that's not something I would say to you Cindy, I wouldn't hurt your feelings like that....:D

*Maury runs after Larry to try and stop him*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
*Cindy starts crying*

Donna: See, that's not something I would say to you Cindy, I wouldn't hurt your feelings like that....:D

*Maury runs after Larry to try and stop him*

Larry: Leave me alone Maury! [Larry pushes Maury and leaves]

[Reverand Snow comes up to Donna]

Reverand Snow: I hope you're happy Donna. I don't know what you were trying to do, but as a person of God I think you're phoney. And Cindy's baby is gonna grow up and know that you're phoney. She might not even be at your funeral!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Larry: Leave me alone Maury! [Larry pushes Maury and leaves]

[Reverand Snow comes up to Donna]

Reverand Snow: I hope you're happy Donna. I don't know what you were trying to do, but as a person of God I think you're phoney. And Cindy's baby is gonna grow up and know that you're phoney. She might not even be at your funeral! Donna: You call yourself a preacher!? Thou shall not JUDGE Mr. Man!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: You call yourself a preacher!? Thou shall not JUDGE Mr. Man!

Reverand: Whatever you hooker . . . .

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Reverand: Whatever you hooker . . . . Donna: Wow....wait till I show you're congregation THIS! I bet half of them will leave, and I hope they spread dirty awful rumors about you! I think because you're a preacher, you're going to go to hell for just saying that.

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Wow....wait till I show you're congregation THIS! I bet half of them will leave, and I hope they spread dirty awful rumors about you! I think because you're a preacher, you're going to go to hell for just saying that.

Reverand: No, I have the same criteria for going to hell as you say. You are going to hell though, unless you reform your bad ways.

[Chrissy slaps Donna]

Lana: Donna you beeuch! Don't be hurtin on Larry!!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Reverand: No, I have the same criteria for going to hell as you say. You are going to hell though, unless you reform your bad ways.

[Chrissy slaps Donna]

Lana: Donna you beeuch! Don't be hurtin on Larry!! *Donna punches Chrissy out*

Dont f0uck with me bitch! Oh, and Rev, I intend to let everyone know, incuding your congegation, that you asked me for sex by trying to pay me, and then tried to pay me off, to keep quiet about it!

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
*Donna punches Chrissy out*

Dont f0uck with me bitch! Oh, and Rev, I intend to let everyone know, incuding your congegation, that you asked me for sex by trying to pay me, and then tried to pay me off, to keep quiet about it!

Reverand: Sure sure sure. I have PEOPLE who know it's not true. I have people to back me up. You just have your fat little lips. Oh by the way, you're FAT!!

Originally posted by Sean Snow
Reverand: Sure sure sure. I have PEOPLE who know it's not true. I have people to back me up. You just have your fat little lips. Oh by the way, you're FAT!! Donna: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.......I'm 5'7 and wear a size 2 and I'm fat? Yeah......actually, you're right, I am! With a PH! Now, if you dont mind, get the hell off of this stage, becuase no one wants to see your pathetic ass no more.....

Cindy: Rev. are u seeing things? Donna's not fat! :lol: By the way, I appreciate you not going crazy whe you found out I was pregnatn. *goes over nd kisses rev. snow*

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Donna: Riiiiiiiiiiiight.......I'm 5'7 and wear a size 2 and I'm fat? Yeah......actually, you're right, I am! With a PH! Now, if you dont mind, get the hell off of this stage, becuase no one wants to see your pathetic ass no more.....

Cindy: Rev. are u seeing things? Donna's not fat! :lol: By the way, I appreciate you not going crazy whe you found out I was pregnatn. *goes over nd kisses rev. snow*

Reverand: It's alright Cindy. It would be stupid of me to get mad. I mean, if I yell at you, is it going to make the baby disappear?

Helen: Very smart thinking Reverand.

Reverand: But I have to go to a reverand convention. Bye Cindy, bye Chrissy! [Whispers to Cindy] and good luck!

teri starts doing a stip tease on rev snow and they hump

Janet is sitting in the audience just staring at everything going on
Janet: wow :eek2:

Originally posted by Blonde Hoochie Mama
teri starts doing a stip tease on rev snow and they hump

Reverand: Get off me!!!!!!!! [Pushes Terri away and runs out of the studio]