this is a "MASH" fan fic. that I'll start, then others can add on to it.

Trapper sat on his bunk in the swamp nursing a drink, wearing his robe. Hawkeye was asleep on his bunk and Frank wasn't in. Radar came to the door "Trapper"? "What is it, Radar"? "Wake Hawkeye, Col. Blake wants the senior medical staff in his office". "DOSEN'T HENRY KNOW WE JUST GOT OFF OF 2 HOURS OF SURGERY"? "He knows, and says he's sorry, but this is important". Trapper sighed "OK we'll be right there" Radar walked away. Trapper said "Hawk". Nothing. "HAWKEYE"! Hawkeye moaned, rolled over and opened 1 eye "Korea"? "Yep". "The war still"?....