Coming soon from Callmetootie...the series that will be brought to you, fan-fic to fan-fic..."Hello Lana"!!!

Lana wants Jack. Mr. Furley wants Lana. Jack pretends he wants Mr. Furley. It's a hilarious spin-off of Three's Company, called "Hello Lana". Coming soon from Callmetootie.

Note: As I did with the FOL spin-off, Bate's Boys, I will post the series in fan-fics on this board. I will probably start this series at the end of the week, so keep a look out!

The cast of "Hello Lana" stars:

Ann Wedgeworth...Lana Shields
John Ritter...Jack Tripper
Don Knotts...Mr. Ralph Furley
and
Jean Stapleton...Mary Parker, The Landlord.

The plot: Mr. Furley's brother, Bart decides to buy and tear down the apartment building. Chrissy, Janet, and Larry go their seperate ways, while Lana, Jack, and Mr. Furley rent a luxary apartment that they can afford together. Jean Stapleton plays the nosey landlord, Mrs. Parker.

Coming Soon!!!

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Andrew Carden

Koolio, it looks funny! You should make an ep where Jack gives in to Lana. (just a thought)

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The Facts of Life are all about You!

Sounds good. I love anything about Lana. I once even wrote for her in "Terri Loves Larry" Episode Four "The Return of Lana."

I've already planned out the first 3 fan-fics! Here they are:

#1: "The Million Dollar Ticket"
Jack and Lana can't afford to pay their rent, so they go and buy a lottery ticket. It is a million dollar winner, until Mr. Furley loses it.

#2: "Jack Tripper's Last Stand"
Mr. Angelino goes bankrupt and needs some money, so he sells Jack's Bistro, leaving Jack without a job.

#3: "How To Make A Pretzel"
Jack in need of a job, gets hired at Charlie's Pretzel Heaven.

Note: Those 3 fan-fics will be posted within the next 2 or 3 weeks. There is no specific date for any of them to be posted, but keep looking for them. Thanks.

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Andrew Carden

I'm posting my first Hello Lana fan-fic now!!!

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Andrew Carden

Here comes my second fan-fic!!!!

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Andrew Carden

Here comes my third fan-fic.

Just so you know, I have planned out the fourth fan-fic already, and will post it a little bit after the third one. Here's what the 4th one will be:

#4: "Lana, The Playboy Bunny"
Lana, looking for a job, gets hired to be a "model". It turns out that she is going to be dressed up as a playboy bunny in the christmas issue of Playboy.

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Andrew Carden

I just made up some Theme Song Lyrics for it:

Written By Me.

Well...Hello Lana [Hello Lana]
You Chase Jack All Day..It’s A Living [Hello Lana]
But Everything You Say Just Ain’t That Pleasing
Why Are You Really Wanting Jack That Way?
But That’s The Way It Is With Men Today

Hello Lana [Hello Lana]
Jack Just Ain’t That Very Giving [Hello Lana]
But Lana Dear I Know You Can Be Swimming
There Are Many Other Fish In The Sea
You Better Stop, You Ain’t Getting Jack Today
Hello Lana [Hello Lana]
Hello Lana [Hello Lana]
Well...Hello Lana.


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Andrew Carden

Here comes my fourth fan-fic! Just so you know, I have thought up another fan-fic for it! It will be posted shortly after the fourth one, that I'am posting now. It is:

#5: "Lana's Dream Comes True"
Lana keeps bothering Jack until he can't handle it anymore. Larry tells him that to get Lana off of his back, to "do it" with her. Guest Starring: Richard Kline as Larry Dallas.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes my fifth Hello Lana fan-fic!!!

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Andrew Carden

I've planned out my sixth Hello Lana fan-fic:

#6:"Lana and Mr. Parker"

Mrs. Parker has always been grouchy, and always demands for the rent, but what is her husband like? And why is Lana going after him, and ignoring Jack???

This will be posted soon.

PS: And this is a very special Hello Lana fan-fic! It is the season finale!



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Andrew Carden

Here comes #6!!! Here's what is coming soon in the Hello Lana series:

#7: "Don't Squeeze The Lana"
Lana is picked to be in a commercial for Charmin. The catch is that she must do it...dressed as a man.

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Andrew Carden

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Here comes #7! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#8: "Mr. Furley and The Accident"
Mr. Furley's brother dies in a car accident. He is puzzled why it happened, until the police find a box of beer in his car trunk.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes #8!!! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#9: "Nunsense"
Lana's long-lost sister comes knocking on the door one night, and she has come back as a nun.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes #9! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#10: "Lana and The Man Part 1"
While Jack and Mr. Furley are out seeing a movie, Lana tries to learn to cook. Things get serious when she lets a man into the apartment that has more on his mind then cooking.

#11: "Lana and The Man Part 2"
Jack and Mr. Furley come back to see that Lana has been in the hands of a rapist, and will stop at nothing to find him. Mrs. Parker may be the only one to help them find him.

These 2 will be posted soon.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes "Lana and The Man Part 1"!!!

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Andrew Carden

Here comes part 2! By the way, this is the season finale! Next up is season 3, starting out with:

#12: "What Is Furley?"
Alec Trebek's car breaks down at the apartment building. Mr. Furley helps him with the car, so he invites him to be a contestant on "Jeopardy"

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Andrew Carden

Here comes "What Is Furley". Important note: this is the actual tenth episode. Because I didn't write part 2 of my Lana and The Man episodes, I'am not counting them, and episode 10, will start season 3. Thanks.

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Andrew Carden

Coming Soon...

#11: "Lana Gets Stuck"
While Jack and Mr. Furley are away, Lana tries to clean up the apartment, but things get wacky when Lana's toe gets stuck in the bathtub drain.

This will be posted over the next day or 2.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes #11!!! Here's what coming in the future:

#12: "Janet Wood Comes To Town"
Old friend Janet, comes to visit, and has some scary things to say. She got divorced, and was a victim of abuse.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes #12! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#13: "Jack's Too-Real Nightmare"
Jack wakes up in his girlfriend's bed one night, and leaves thinking that something happened the night before. Was Jack just dreaming, or was he doing something the night before?

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Andrew Carden

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Here comes #13. Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#14: Mrs. Parker and The Pickle:
Santa Monica goes wild after Mrs. Parker releases her famous dill pickles.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes #14! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#15: Fun With Lana, Jack, Ralph, and Baby Oscar.
A baby is left on the gang's doorstep, saying that Jack should take care of it, and that the mother can't. Is Jack really the father, or is this just a nightmare?

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Andrew Carden

Here comes #15! Here's what's coming soon in the series:

#16: The Golden Girls:
Mrs. Parker's sister visits her, and develops a major crush on Mr. Furley.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes #16! Here's what is coming up in the series:

#17: The Case Of The Missing Tripper Part 1:
Jack never comes home from his reunion with his Navy Buddies, so Lana and Mr. Furley go to investigate.

#18: The Case Of The Missing Tripper Part 2:
After Lana and Mr. Furley find out that Jack had been hit by a car, and is at the hospital, they are worried...but what occurs is an amount of misunderstandings that make this one a classic.

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Andrew Carden

Those last 2 sound really good! I'll be sure to read them!

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We are like 2 lovebirds! LOL! <3
Check out all my fan fictions: It's A Warner Thing, A New Face In Peekskill, Back In Town
and Those Dreadful Double Dates. I also have a TC spin-off called "College Company."
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Joyce DeWitt, if you are reading these things that i post, i want to say that i love you and i hope to meet you
*Jacob*

Here comes #17 and #18! Here's what coming soon in the series:

#19: Welcome To The Furley Flashback:
Mr. Furley tells the gang about his life, as the son of one of the richest men alive.

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Andrew Carden

Here comes #19. #19 ends the 3rd season of HL, and the 4th season will be starting later this month. In mid-4th season, the show will in fact change, and that is a surprise, that you will find out once the 4th season starts going. Anyway, here comes the 3rd season finale of Hello Lana!

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Andrew Carden

This is what will be #20 in the series. I will be posting this sometime later this month, so look out for it!

#20: "Computer Dating Down The Drain, and Into Your Heart"
Mr. Furley and Lana both go on a computer date, and end up being the perfect match. Things get good when they fall in love on their date.

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Andrew Carden