I thought this would be a cool idea for a thread. Pretend it's 2049 and SO has just celebrated its 50th anniversary!

American Idol season 48 has certainly been interesting so far with Sanjaya, Britney Spears, and Simon Cowell's head presiding as judges. I'm also still in shock that Ryan Seacrest finally decided to come out of the closet last season.

I'm still mouring The Simpsons, which ended its 59-season run last year. I know they really wanted to make it to 60, but the show hasn't been the same since Matt Groening left the show in 2037.

I think the Red Sox have a chance of winning their 20th straight World Series! :happyface

I also can't believe Snuggies and ShamWows are so commonplace. Remember how we used to make fun of them?

Oh yeah, and it looks like I finally made to 100,000 posts; meanwhile, Cactus Jack is just about 250 posts away from 1,000,000,000 :D

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN TO 1 MILLION!


Wow! Never thought this would happen

I also never thought that me, TF,Joe,Lynn,and Kelsey all became co administrators, and that I would be FORUM OVERLORD!, still am

I have a new username which is my 25th now because of the rule we chnaged to have more than 11 usernames on SO in total.


It looks like White Daisy came back but was too confused by who everyone was and left.



Nate came back too, no Nate's son, who's just like Nate only he's dating Target and prefers Skittles.



I still hate Snuggies, but the wife still brought me one for my birthday AND Christmas :mad:

I might actually meet Angela Watson by then.

I'll be too damn old to see my computer screen. :eek: :faint:

- Macys parade celebrated its 123rd march into Herald Square. Flying motorists were aggravated that AIR traffic was diverted to accomodate the parade route but extra precautions have been taken since last years mid-air collision between a Toyota SkyPilot and a Shrek balloon made for its 25th sequel.

- Ryan Seacrest and Dick Clarks head were caught in an on air spat as to who would give the official Rockin' New Year's Eve countdown.

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- Miracle On 34th Street celebrated its 102nd anniversary with a sequel through advanced CGI technology. The plot was taken from a recently uncovered script the late John Payne completed just before his death in 1989. Maureen O'Hara, John Payne, Natalie Wood and Edmund Gwenn reprised their roles through CGI. This will be the 5th old film to have a sequel since the trend of digitally recreating actors began 10 years ago with the sequel to Gone With The Wind on its 100th anniversary.

40 years onward, and I still have no clue *what* a Snuggie is. Enjoying retirement, though.

Unfortunately, I died last year. :(

But that didn't stop me from coming to Sitcoms Online!!! I'm up here (yes, Up Here!), sitting around with my Computer. This really *is* Heaven. So what's it like down there for the living? Not as good as up here, I bet!

Has "'Til Death" ended yet? That Brad Garrett's still going strong. And before I died it was still on. So what's the status?

Still no flying cars? Still no personal jet packs? The future is overrated!

i committed suicide in 2014, but they say if you chant ":grr:" three times, you'll get a phantom response from me. works best on the "it's a great life" board.

In 2049 there are women head coaches in the NFL

Willard Scott's and Al Roker's successor is wishing me a happy 100th birthday on the Today show in that Smucker's frame.

"Says coffee, hamburgers, and yeah, spaghetti keep him young." "Loves to watch the old shows on TV, and posting on something called Sitcoms Online."

Solomon is in a retirement home and complaining from a rocking chair about McDonald's, Pizza Hut and the NFL. He DOES still wear the green Snuggie Janice bought him in '09. :rofl:

ABlairican Pie is still discussing the year 2029 in his Rock and Roll History--err, FUTURE thread!!!

That year, President Mustaine will discuss plans to unveil the new national anthem to the United States of Amerikhastan!!! That is, after the former building site of the United (Abomi)Nations which is now a Girl Scout Cookie Mega-Outlet and sells back copies of Chicken Soup For the Deth-Metalhead's Soul.


In other news, Suri Cruise and Moonchilde Marie Presley XIV (great-great-great granddaughter of 'The King of Rock and Roll) will be married in a Scientology wedding on the Home Base of Alpha Centauri, where the holographic image of the heir to the Dianetics empire, Suri's father Tom, will perform the ceremony.


And happy birthday to Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richard, who just celebrated his 734th birthday!!! Doesn't look a day over 692!!!

I moved to the United Kingdom in 2034. King William has been doing a much better job than his dad, who gave away Scotland in 2026. Who'd have ever thought that Haley Joel Osment would grow up to become the American ambassador?

Whoever would have guessed that Britney Spears' sons wuold grow up to be such respected scientists who found the cures for almost every major illness? The only thing they still haven't found a cure for is making Billy Mays speak softer.

Whoever would have guessed that Britney Spears' sons wuold grow up to be such respected scientists who found the cures for almost every major illness? The only thing they still haven't found a cure for is making Billy Mays speak softer.

hahaha, I like that one.

Whoever would have guessed that Britney Spears' sons wuold grow up to be such respected scientists who found the cures for almost every major illness? The only thing they still haven't found a cure for is making Billy Mays speak softer.
:rofl:

Nadya Suleman has just given birth to her 82nd child. :baby:

Remember how surprised we all were to find out that the octoplets were fathered by David Letterman?

I've been taking a dirty nap for a few years now. The Prop 8 debate thread on the Politics board is still going on, with 40,000 posts. The debate of Good Times being a spin-off of Maude rages on as well. The advertistment banners are mostly for Bengay, Polident and Depends, lol.

Solomon is in a retirement home and complaining from a rocking chair about McDonald's, Pizza Hut and the NFL. He DOES still wear the green Snuggie Janice bought him in '09. :rofl:
:lol: Actually Monika, I don't think it was nice that you placed Solomon in a retirement home. I mean, your marriage to him didn't work out, but still. :lol:

I know people were surprised when I came out in 2015. I just couldn't live a lie anymore. I had many good years with my neighbor, Gladys and our eight cats. My husband moved on. How he managed to marry Christie Brinkley is beyond me. :lol:

It was so wonderful that Brian's son became a baseball star for the major leagues. I know Brian wasn't happy when he played for the Red Sox though. :rofl:

In other news, Suri Cruise and Moonchilde Marie Presley XIV (great-great-great granddaughter of 'The King of Rock and Roll) will be married in a Scientology wedding on the Home Base of Alpha Centauri, where the holographic image of the heir to the Dianetics empire, Suri's father Tom, will perform the ceremony.


And happy birthday to Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richard, who just celebrated his 734th birthday!!! Doesn't look a day over 692!!!

:lol:

I've been taking a dirty nap for a few years now. The Prop 8 debate thread on the Politics board is still going on, with 40,000 posts. The debate of Good Times being a spin-off of Maude rages on as well. The advertistment banners are mostly for Bengay, Polident and Depends, lol.
:rofl: You forgot Ensure.

:lol: Actually Monika, I don't think it was nice that you placed Solomon in a retirement home. I mean, your marriage to him didn't work out, but still. :lol:

I know people were surprised when I came out in 2015. I just couldn't live a lie anymore. I had many good years with my neighbor, Gladys and our eight cats. My husband moved on. How he managed to marry Christie Brinkley is beyond me. :lol:

It was so wonderful that Brian's son became a baseball star for the major leagues. I know Brian wasn't happy when he played for the Red Sox though. :rofl:
WHAT!?? :eek2: :rofl: :brent Actually, Eva Longoria Christopher Parker Cruise Pitt Jeter Rodriguez snagged Solomon, and SHE dumped him into the retirement home. All she left him with was your Snuggie and a box of frozen fish sticks. :brent

Even though they are in their 90s now, Mark Linn Baker and Bronson Pinchot have reprised their Perfect Strangers roles as Larry and Balki - this time on stage. They are taking their act all over the country under the title "How To Do The Dance of Joy Without Breaking Your Hip". :rofl:

Even though they are in their 90s now, Mark Linn Baker and Bronson Pinchot have reprised their Perfect Strangers roles as Larry and Balki - this time on stage. They are taking their act all over the country under the title "How To Do The Dance of Joy Without Breaking Your Hip". :rofl:
Hey, I'd go see that play. Maybe 40 years from now I will!:lol:

Hey, I'd go see that play. Maybe 40 years from now I will!:lol:
If you want to meet at the theater I'll be the one with the walker and the oxygen tank. LOL!!!

(This is only a joke, please do not take it seriously)
In 2049:
I am moderator of the Chit Chat and One Day At A Time boards
Cars will be able to fly and to ride on water
I will celebrate my 73rd birthday on October 17th by listening to nonstop
Elton John music while eating a three piece fish meal with all the trimmings
from Long John Silvers.
I will be honorary president of the Republic Of Scotland(which became an
independent nation in 2038)and the Republic Of West Virginia, which
separated from the rest of the U.S. in 2040 as well as honorary governor
of Puerto Rico, which finally became a state of the union in 2044.
The world will honor 17th anniversary of the death of Elton John, who passed
at the age of 85 from lung cancer and kidney failure on August 3, 2032.
The Facts Of Life and One Day At A Time will finally be complete on DVD
the former show being completed in 2020 and the latter being show being
completed in 2030.
89-year old Valerie Bertinelli will be serving her 4th consecutive term as
president of Fit And Active Senior Celebrities, Inc.. Her vice-president will
be 85-year old Melissa Gilbert.
The average life span will now be 95 years old
Tobacco and Alcohol use will be banned in all but 5 countries of the world
The use of Tasers by law enforcement having been made illegal in 2039,
the last 50 tasers will be publicly burned on the front lawn of the White
house on the 4th of July.

(This is only a joke, please do not take it seriously)



The entire thread has been a joke, Lots of funny posts throughout. :lol:

If you want to meet at the theater I'll be the one with the walker and the oxygen tank. LOL!!!
I'll be the one on the Rascal Scooter. :wave: :rofl:

I say we all put ourselves into a state of suspended animation for 40 years and wake up in 2049 not a day older than we were in 2009. :)

I'll be the one on the Rascal Scooter. :wave: :rofl:

As endorsed by Billy Mays Jr.

As endorsed by Billy Mays Jr.
YES!!! :rofl:

YES!!! :rofl:

And Vince Offer II for the Scooter Store

I'll be the one on the Rascal Scooter. :wave: :rofl:
Just be careful you don't run me over with that thing.(help, I've fallen and I can't get up!)

Just be careful you don't run me over with that thing.(help, I've fallen and I can't get up!)
Don't forget, "Where's the beef? Where's the beef?" :rofl:

By 2049 the NFL will have will have two spinoff leagues, The DFL and SFL. These teams will comprised solely of players named Duggar and Suleman.

Don't forget, "Where's the beef? Where's the beef?" :rofl:
I love that commercial. The lady that was in that commercial actually got in trouble with Wendy's because she did a commercial (I think it was for Chilli) were she said the line "that's where the beef is!"

By 2049 the NFL will have will have two spinoff leagues, The DFL and SFL. These teams will comprised solely of players named Duggar and Suleman.
They also had to add the JPFL (Jolie-Pitt Football League) a couple of years later.

They also had to add the JPFL (Jolie-Pitt Football League) a couple of years later.
And half those kids are Sulemans that Brangelina adopted from Octomom.

And half those kids are Sulemans that Brangelina adopted from Octomom.
:rofl:

By 2049 the NFL will have will have two spinoff leagues, The DFL and SFL. These teams will comprised solely of players named Duggar and Suleman.

:lol:

You know how I've been saying for 40 years that we need to rent an island or something and have a huge party? Well, I finally went out and bought a nice... <GASP! CHOKE!>


-Kristen, RIP :rip:


Hi, Adam and Sarah :wave:

And Vince Offer II for the Scooter Store
Speaking of, our very own Janice Johnson snags Vince Offer the First!! :D

Solomon is in a retirement home and complaining from a rocking chair about McDonald's, Pizza Hut and the NFL. He DOES still wear the green Snuggie Janice bought him in '09. :rofl:
:rofl: i was thinking the same thing!

You know how I've been saying for 40 years that we need to rent an island or something and have a huge party? Well, I finally went out and bought a nice... <GASP! CHOKE!>


-Kristen, RIP :rip:


Hi, Adam and Sarah :wave:

Hi Kristen! Now you can join our Dead Sitcoms Online Members Conventions! It's... (are you ready for it?)... TO DIE FOR!

That was kind of funny, right?

You always think about the future and all that it's going to be about. Kind of sucks to realize that the future just brings death. :(

It was so wonderful that Brian's son became a baseball star for the major leagues. I know Brian wasn't happy when he played for the Red Sox though. :rofl:

BLASPHEMY! :lol: ;)

:rofl: i was thinking the same thing!
He'll also be yelling at kids to get off his lawn. ;) :rofl:

I've made it to the graceful age of 71, making my husband Wayne Rogers 125. Thanks to an incredible medical breakthru, we both look and feel like we're 25. Wayne donated some of his millions to Sitcoms Online so that Todd can retire and enjoy the site while a bionic man runs it for him. ;)

Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers still aren't speaking to each other.

Jack Nicholson is still attending every Lakers game. :lol:

We finally learned the truth behind JFK's assassination: he didn't really die. It was just an elaborate ruse to escape the public eye.

We finally learned the truth behind JFK's assassination: he didn't really die. It was just an elaborate ruse to escape the public eye.

So true. And he and Marilyn Monroe have been secretly living in blissful harmony for decades :nod:

It's the TWO MILLIONTH Howdy Doody Show starring Howdy Doody and whoever else we could get!

Oh, and by that time, Cactus Jack will have TWO MILLION posts!

well im 78 now i finally met lisa robin kelly at a that 70s show conveniton last week man she looks pretty hot for 79 i cant believe the appentice is still on the lakers just won there 50th title in a row kobe bryant has finllly diecided to retire after this one saying that 53 titles is enough for him

By 2049 the NFL will have will have two spinoff leagues, The DFL and SFL. These teams will comprised solely of players named Duggar and Suleman.
:lol:

It's too bad the only food we're only allowed to eat now is carrot sticks and raisins. The government banned everything else.

It's too bad the only food we're only allowed to eat now is carrot sticks and raisins. The government banned everything else.
Now Sol will REALLY have something to complain about!! :eek: :rofl:

Now Sol will REALLY have something to complain about!! :eek: :rofl:

And we'll all enjoy reading about it! :lol:

And we'll all enjoy reading about it! :lol:
You better believe it!! :rofl:

In 2049 Oprah will have opened 300 schools around the world.

It's too bad the only food we're only allowed to eat now is carrot sticks and raisins. The government banned everything else.

I don't like raisins and I could only really eat carrot sticks if they were coated in salad dressing. Is salad dressing allowed? If not, I may have to starve to death! :eek:

It's too bad the only food we're only allowed to eat now is carrot sticks and raisins. The government banned everything else.


Lets hope not. :eek:

Maybe I can set up a black market for forbidden foods. Anyone feel like cake and ice cream?

I'll give you 750 Obamas for them! (The dollar was replaced by the Obama back in 2019.)