lilhave
02-08-2009, 06:06 AM
1 You receive your death certificate in the mail.
2 But officer, there is NO reason I should have 18 warrents out for
my arrest!
3 Files inspected : 4,681 Viruses Identified: 1,932 Files Repaird:
0...
4 "Honey, Why are all of our checks bouncing?"
5 Home scheduled to be demolished to make way for bypass.
6 Power out, Phone dead, Gas Shutoff...
7 When you turn your computer on it curses at you and reformates the
hard drive.
8 You read your own Obituary in the paper
9 "You can't foreclose on my home, I paid it off 3 years ago!"
10 All the pictures on America most wanted look exactly like you
Harvey
2 But officer, there is NO reason I should have 18 warrents out for
my arrest!
3 Files inspected : 4,681 Viruses Identified: 1,932 Files Repaird:
0...
4 "Honey, Why are all of our checks bouncing?"
5 Home scheduled to be demolished to make way for bypass.
6 Power out, Phone dead, Gas Shutoff...
7 When you turn your computer on it curses at you and reformates the
hard drive.
8 You read your own Obituary in the paper
9 "You can't foreclose on my home, I paid it off 3 years ago!"
10 All the pictures on America most wanted look exactly like you
Harvey