View Full Version : Fla. man issued 50 traffic citations in one day
catlover79 02-06-2009, 05:51 PM http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bad_driver
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.
Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.
He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.
Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.
A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night.
phoebe7165 02-06-2009, 06:18 PM http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bad_driver
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. – Elvis has left the vehicle. A man was arrested on more than 50 traffic citations — all in one day. Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.
Barrett faces several charges, including fleeing and eluding and reckless driving.
He was also issued more than 50 traffic citations on charges including speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt.
Police said Barrett has a lengthy criminal history and his driver license was suspended.
A phone number listed for him was not in service Thursday night.
Oh, those kooky Floridians!!!;)
Marvo301 02-06-2009, 06:25 PM Another day, another record for the Guinness people to record!!
catlover79 02-06-2009, 06:28 PM I'd rather wait for the bus than get into a car with this guy or Gary Collins. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Marvo301 02-06-2009, 06:59 PM I'd rather wait for the bus than get into a car with this guy or Gary Collins. :eek: :eek: :eek:
You and me both!!!!!!
catlover79 02-06-2009, 07:00 PM You and me both!!!!!!
I even think the South Korean woman who failed the test 771 times would be a safer choice. :eek: :lol:
Marvo301 02-06-2009, 07:06 PM I even think the South Korean woman who failed the test 771 times would be a safer choice. :eek: :lol:
Yes!!!! :rofl:
MonarC 02-06-2009, 10:45 PM WOW! :eek:
Chocoholic 02-07-2009, 01:58 PM Holy moly! :eek:
catlover79 02-07-2009, 02:33 PM Think this guy has sky-high insurance premiums? Oh, he probably doesn't have car insurance, either. :eek: :eek: :eek: Then again, which insurance company would take a chance on him??
Zoneboy 02-07-2009, 02:52 PM You're in serious trouble the cops said to me
Step out of the car and put your hands up please
If you resist arrest we'll whack you in the knees
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
They said we're not trying to be rude
But we're getting tired of your attitude
But we'll repeat ourselves at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license
Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
Ooo Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
The Jailer said oh no it's you again
I lost count at the number of times you've been in?
I said I realize that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
He said why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he slammed the cell door and locked it tight
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license
You just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
Commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
catlover79 02-07-2009, 02:53 PM ^ :clap :rofl: :brent Charles, you never cease to amaze me! I love that Paul Simon song, and your lyrics are hysterical. You truly rock, buddy. :rock:
Zoneboy 02-07-2009, 10:01 PM ^ :clap :rofl: :brent Charles, you never cease to amaze me! I love that Paul Simon song, and your lyrics are hysterical. You truly rock, buddy. :rock:
Thanks! :D :wave:
Cactus Jack 02-07-2009, 10:05 PM You're in serious trouble the cops said to me
Step out of the car and put your hands up please
If you resist arrest we'll whack you in the knees
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
They said we're not trying to be rude
But we're getting tired of your attitude
But we'll repeat ourselves at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license
Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
Ooo Just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
The Jailer said oh no it's you again
I lost count at the number of times you've been in?
I said I realize that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
He said why don't you just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he slammed the cell door and locked it tight
There must be fifty ways to lose your license
Fifty ways to lose your license
You just commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
Commit a carjack, Mack
Run a red-light, Dwight
You can post bail, Dale
And set yourself free
Pass a stopped school bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just pay the fee, Lee
And set yourself free
:rotflmao: Hilarious once again,HILARIOUS!!! Thats awesome!
catlover79 02-07-2009, 10:33 PM :rotflmao: Hilarious once again,HILARIOUS!!! Thats awesome!
Charles is the Weird Al of SO. His song parodies are GENIUS!!! props:
Cactus Jack 02-07-2009, 10:39 PM Charles is the Weird Al of SO. His song parodies are GENIUS!!! props:
Actually I am :lol: But him too!
catlover79 02-07-2009, 10:41 PM ^ OK, you guys will be CO-Weird Al's of SO. :lol:
Zoneboy 02-08-2009, 01:28 AM ^ OK, you guys will be CO-Weird Al's of SO. :lol:
The Weird Al of SO has a nice ring to it but I have a feeling that Jack has written far more parodies than I have. To tell you the truth, This is only my second one. "Little Big Shot" was my first attempt.
catlover79 02-08-2009, 01:30 AM The Weird Al of SO has a nice ring to it but I have a feeling that Jack has written far more parodies than I have. To tell you the truth, This is only my second one. "Little Big Shot" was my first attempt.
I never would've guessed this was only your second. You're terrific at this!! :D
Doodyville10019 02-08-2009, 11:21 AM Charles is the Weird Al of SO. His song parodies are GENIUS!!! props:
...and he's also the Andy Warhol of SO...his illustrious visuals are very VERY BRILLIANT, not to mention hilarious!!! Rock on, Charles - your parody lyrics score a perfect 10!
catlover79 02-08-2009, 04:07 PM As long as there are stupid criminals, we can always count on Charles to lampoon them. :cool: :D
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