David Letterman, on the Tonight Show, everyday of the week has his top 10 list, and last night happened to be related to sports, and the top 10 signs you are watching too much football lol. Here's the list.

10. Only fresh air you've had this month is opening door for pizza guy
9. You refer to orange juice as Fedex orange juice
8. When wife finishes making dinner, you dump jug of Gatorade on her
7. You schedule an appointment to talk to your doctor about Andy Reid's cholesterol
6. You Got a telestrator in the bedroom
5. Three words: Norv Turner tattoo
4. You fantasize about Gisele Bundchen falling in love with you and introducing you to Tom Brady
3. When you go to McDonald's you insist on ordering the McNabb
2. Laura has to keep reminding you you're still President for two more weeks
1.To be more like your favorite New York Giant, you shoot yourself in the leg


LOL :lol: :lol:

lmao

That is so funny.

I like #5 though. :lol:

Yeah it is lol. Yeah I figured you would.

I like #3 and 10. LOL

10 definitely applies to me and my life :lol: lol

10 definitely applies to me and my life :lol: lol

I like 10 because I have been doing that a lot lately than I usually do.

^ Yeah. It gives me or people in general a reason to not step outside the house :lol:. The guy is at the door, I am in my socks and especially if it's raining or cold and nasty out, I just stand inside and wait for him to hand me the pizza and sometimes soda or side order, without having to step outside into the real world lol.

#8 really cracked me up. :rofl:

After #10, the rest of the list was no where near funny and made no sense.

Hey, did you guys hear about the Eagles/Giants bet tonight on Jay Leno? If the Giants win, Kevin Eubanks has to shave his mustache. If the Eagles win, John Melendez has to shave his head!! :rofl:

The Bet made no sense to me, it would have made more sense to say

If Eagles lose Kevin Eubanks has to wear a Giants Hat for a Week on the show

And If the Giants Lose John Melendez has to wear a Eagles Hat for a week

Not sure what all the shaving was about

^ I don't get the shaving thing either, but oh well. :lol: I remember when the Eagles lost to the Patriots in the 2005 Super Bowl, Kev ended up getting dunked in a tank filled with New England clam chowder!! :eek: puke:

lol no, that's pretty funny though.

fedex orange juice lol

lol no, that's pretty funny though.
Monday's show will definitely be interesting. :lol: