http://www.gambling911.com/Charles-Barkley-Tall.jpg

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As cohost of TNT's NBA coverage, Charles Barkley is always ready with a salty quip. And he's still adept at giving a play-by-play when necessary.

Or, when totally unnecessary.

The portly former player, arrested on suspicion of DUI this morning, apparently got quite chummy with the Arizona cops who busted him, telling them in no uncertain terms why he was running a stop sign at 1:26 a.m.

"You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b--w j-b," Barkley told a Gilbert Police Department officer, according to his arrest report, which was obtained by the Smoking Gun.

In fact, he was planning an encore visit with a girl who the previous week gave him "the best one he had ever had in his life."

And who said chivalry was dead?

Drive safely, everybody.

wtf Charles. You are losing your mind lol. Weirdo. Who would say that to the police? Only he would.

Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!! :eek: :lol:

Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!! :eek: :lol:

Oh sh*t :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one Monika

Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!! :eek: :lol:

Darn it. :lol: You stole my line....:wave:

http://barbadosfreepress.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/barbados-breathalyzer.jpg

Well, it looks like he ended up GIVING one - to a breathalyzer!! :eek: :lol:

:lol:

To my understanding though, he didn't give a breathalyzer, which is why it's only suspicion of drunken driving.

Still, a GREAT joke lol.

Still, a GREAT joke lol.

Yeah I lol'd.

:lol:

To my understanding though, he didn't give a breathalyzer, which is why it's only suspicion of drunken driving.
I know, but I couldn't resist. ;)

:brent

That was hilarious. :lol: Is Charles Barkley married? Well if he is im sure he's in trouble now.

:brent

That was hilarious. :lol: Is Charles Barkley married? Well if he is im sure he's in trouble now.

lol he might be, although I never heard about him being married, or at least he never mentions or talks about being married.

Wonder if he keeps his TNT gig after this.

http://www.funkysmell.com/Comics/fsc23_r2d2_luke_skywalker.jpg

:brent

http://www.funkysmell.com/Comics/fsc23_r2d2_luke_skywalker.jpg
Now that is just sick. :rofl:

Wonder if he keeps his TNT gig after this.

Yeah that's what I was wondering. :D

http://www.funkysmell.com/Comics/fsc23_r2d2_luke_skywalker.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: LOL

rofl

Charles, why aren't you writing for Jay Leno or Conan?? You'd be great!! :lol:

:lol: Yeah that's true.

Hey Ardis, do you think Charles Barkley is the suspect in this case? ;) :lol:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=238449

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lol he might be, although I never heard about him being married, or at least he never mentions or talks about being married. hes married his wife;s name is karen

^ This is where she's making him sleep now:

^ This is where she's making him sleep now::lol: you got that right monika

This is where she's making him sleep now:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=144065&stc=1&d=1230957112

Just the place for someone named Bark-ley.... Woof Woof...;)

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=144065&stc=1&d=1230957112

Just the place for someone named Bark-ley.... Woof Woof...;)
No pun intended. :lol:

:lol: @ Bark-ley & the Dog-house

So true

His BARK is worst then his bite lol

:lol: @ Bark-ley & the Dog-house

So true

His BARK is worst then his bite lol
Yeah, but the real doghouse he's living in now isn't nearly as nice as the one in the photo. :eek: :lol:

Yeah, but the real doghouse he's living in now isn't nearly as nice as the one in the photo. :eek: :lol:

lol oh damn. I don't know about that, but that's pretty funny.

Charles/Zoneboy vs. Charles Barkley

somebody pick an event for the two to compete against each other in lol. They're almost the same age as well.

^ I'll go with our Charles (Zoneboy) on this one - he's WAY more intelligent. What do you guys think of this lovely pic of Mr. Barkley?? :lol: