Sean Snow
07-06-2001, 05:37 PM
"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Season: One (1977-78)
Episode #09
"Professor Snow"
Scene- Apartment
Janet: Come on, Chrissy, or we'll be late!
Chrissy (From Bathroom): Coming!
Chrissy runs out, slips, and hits her head real hard
Chrissy: Ohhhhh! It hurts so much!
Chrissy falls over and faints, hitting her head again
Janet: Oh no! What should I do? I know!
Goes to phone, and calls 911
Later.....
Medic: She did get a severe blow to the head, but we think she'll be all right. I suggest resting today. It should be gone by tomorrow!
Janet: Thanks!
The Next Day......
In the Kitchen
Janet: Are you feeling better, Chrissy?
Chrissy: Please, call me Christmas.
Janet: Okay, Christmas, can you mail this letter for me.
Chrissy (Reading): Tulsa, Ok. You made a mistake! You should capitalize the K!
Janet: Okay, Chrissy!
Chrissy glares at her
Janet: Christmas, I mean.
Scene- Inga's Classroom
Inga: Today, we will talk about German cooking. We will start with Germany's history. The most powerful German kingdom was Nrussia.
Chrissy: That is Prussia!
Inga: You are right. Now, the leader of Germany during WWI was William II. Who knows what he was called in German?
Chrissy raises her hand
Inga: Yes, Ms. Snow.
Chrissy: Kaiser Wilhelm II!
Inga: Very good!
Later....
Scene- Kitchen
Jack, Janet, and Chrissy are sitting at the table, eating dinner
The doorbell rings
Jack: I'll get it!
Jack goes out of the kitchen to the door. He opens it. Standing there is Lana.
Lana: Come upstairs Jack, and jump on the bed to see if it will break!
Jack: Lana, go away!
Lana pulls him by his chesthairs out the door
Scene- Kitchen
Janet: Chrissy, I have to ask you something.
Chrissy: It's Christmas. And what do you have to say?
Janet: Can I hit you on the head?
Chrissy: What?! (Janet goes behind Chrissy with a plate) You know that basic principle upsets me....
Janet hits Chrissy with the plate. Chrissy falls to the floor
Jack comes back in, and sees Chrissy
Jack: What happened?
Sees Janet with a piece of the plate
Jack: Janet! How could you?
Doorbell Rings
Jack: You get it! I can't trust you!
Janet exits, crying, and opens door. It's Inga!
Inga: I'm here to hit Chrissy over the head. She is too smart!
Janet: I already did. But now Jack's mad at me.
Inga: I'll talk to him!
Inga walks inside the kitchen.
Later....
Inga walks back out with Jack
Jack: I'm sorry. I guess it was for her own good!
Jack turns off the kitchen light and Inga, Jack, and Janet sit down on the couch and talk. A shriek is heard from the kictchen.
I,J,J: Chrissy!
They run into kitchen and turn light on
Chrissy: I'm so happy to see you guys! My life flashed before my eyes!
Janet: What did you see?
Chrissy: Nothing. It was to dark!
Jack: We have the same old Chrissy!
THE END
What did you think?
------------------
Three Blonde Mates, Three Blonde Mate,
See How They Change, See How They Change!
The First Was Chrissy Who's Last Name was Snow,
Cindy was next but then she had to go,
Terri was there 'till the end of the show,
and they're all on Nick at Nite!
Season: One (1977-78)
Episode #09
"Professor Snow"
Scene- Apartment
Janet: Come on, Chrissy, or we'll be late!
Chrissy (From Bathroom): Coming!
Chrissy runs out, slips, and hits her head real hard
Chrissy: Ohhhhh! It hurts so much!
Chrissy falls over and faints, hitting her head again
Janet: Oh no! What should I do? I know!
Goes to phone, and calls 911
Later.....
Medic: She did get a severe blow to the head, but we think she'll be all right. I suggest resting today. It should be gone by tomorrow!
Janet: Thanks!
The Next Day......
In the Kitchen
Janet: Are you feeling better, Chrissy?
Chrissy: Please, call me Christmas.
Janet: Okay, Christmas, can you mail this letter for me.
Chrissy (Reading): Tulsa, Ok. You made a mistake! You should capitalize the K!
Janet: Okay, Chrissy!
Chrissy glares at her
Janet: Christmas, I mean.
Scene- Inga's Classroom
Inga: Today, we will talk about German cooking. We will start with Germany's history. The most powerful German kingdom was Nrussia.
Chrissy: That is Prussia!
Inga: You are right. Now, the leader of Germany during WWI was William II. Who knows what he was called in German?
Chrissy raises her hand
Inga: Yes, Ms. Snow.
Chrissy: Kaiser Wilhelm II!
Inga: Very good!
Later....
Scene- Kitchen
Jack, Janet, and Chrissy are sitting at the table, eating dinner
The doorbell rings
Jack: I'll get it!
Jack goes out of the kitchen to the door. He opens it. Standing there is Lana.
Lana: Come upstairs Jack, and jump on the bed to see if it will break!
Jack: Lana, go away!
Lana pulls him by his chesthairs out the door
Scene- Kitchen
Janet: Chrissy, I have to ask you something.
Chrissy: It's Christmas. And what do you have to say?
Janet: Can I hit you on the head?
Chrissy: What?! (Janet goes behind Chrissy with a plate) You know that basic principle upsets me....
Janet hits Chrissy with the plate. Chrissy falls to the floor
Jack comes back in, and sees Chrissy
Jack: What happened?
Sees Janet with a piece of the plate
Jack: Janet! How could you?
Doorbell Rings
Jack: You get it! I can't trust you!
Janet exits, crying, and opens door. It's Inga!
Inga: I'm here to hit Chrissy over the head. She is too smart!
Janet: I already did. But now Jack's mad at me.
Inga: I'll talk to him!
Inga walks inside the kitchen.
Later....
Inga walks back out with Jack
Jack: I'm sorry. I guess it was for her own good!
Jack turns off the kitchen light and Inga, Jack, and Janet sit down on the couch and talk. A shriek is heard from the kictchen.
I,J,J: Chrissy!
They run into kitchen and turn light on
Chrissy: I'm so happy to see you guys! My life flashed before my eyes!
Janet: What did you see?
Chrissy: Nothing. It was to dark!
Jack: We have the same old Chrissy!
THE END
What did you think?
------------------
Three Blonde Mates, Three Blonde Mate,
See How They Change, See How They Change!
The First Was Chrissy Who's Last Name was Snow,
Cindy was next but then she had to go,
Terri was there 'till the end of the show,
and they're all on Nick at Nite!