Sean Snow
07-04-2001, 08:57 PM
"Who's Cooking With Lana?"
Season One (1977-78)
Episode Eight
Year: 1978
"You Could Be a Winner!" (NOTE: "Charo's Cooking With Jack" has been cancelled as an episode, or "pre-empted")
Scene- Apartment
Jack and Chrissy are sitting on that infamous couch.
Jack: I'm so bored! I can't wait until Spring Break is over!
Chrissy: I agree, man!
Jack: Chrissy, stop acting like that. You know it gets on my nerves!
Chrissy: Sorry, man!
Jack stares at Chrissy. Janet enters
Janet: Look, guys! I got this in the mail!
She holds up a Peebles House of Money Sweepstakes envelope. stamped YOU MAY BE A WINNER
Jack: Janet, you don't beleive that, do you?
Janet: My great-aunt Anne D. Wood won $50 and a mule from these guys in the great depression!
Jack: That doesn't matter! It's a con thing!
Janet: Oh no it isn't! I'm sending this in! (Reads)
Please send in $5.00 With Form
Jack: Are you going to send it in?
Janet: Of course Jack!
Three Days Later......
Janet runs in
Janet: Jack! Look what came in the mail!
Shows envelope stamped: YOU ARE A SEMI-FINALIST
Jack: How many of them are there?
Janet looks at envelope and opens it.
Janet: There are 50,000 semi-finalists!
Jack: 50,000! What does the note say?
Janet: Ms. Wood: Please send in $15.00 with the form enclosed. The form is a little American History Quiz. You must send it in by: MARCH 14, 1978.
Jack: $15.00!? It won't happen, Janet!
Janet: Well, I'll prove you wrong.
Scene- Janet and Chrissy's Classroom
Janet is at her desk finishing the quiz
Inga: Ms. Wood, what are you doing?
Janet: Umm, ahhh.........taking notes!
Inga: Well, let me see the note!
Janet gives her the quiz
Inga: Peebles House of Money Sweepstakes American History Quiz. It is to laugh at, is it not, students?
Students Start Laughing.
Janet: May I have it back?
Inga: Okay, here. (Whispers) And the answer to number five is: Pearl Habor!
Scene- Apartment
Janet: I sent it off!
Jack: You did?!
Chrissy enters
Chrissy: Your date Anthony is here!
Janet: Tell him I can't go!
Chrissy: Why aren't you going?
Janet: I have to wait for the results.
Chrissy: Well, okay. He's going out with me then!
Chrissy exits
Janet goes downstairs to the Mail Box and finds the envelope
Janet: (reads) Sorry, but you did not win!
Sees Chrissy with Anthony laughing
Janet: I was so stupid
Jack goes to her
Jack: What does it say on the envelope?
Janet: I, I, I.....didn't win. Now, Jack Tripper, don't say I told you so!
Jack: I wasn't going to. But may I have this date?
They hug as screen fades
THE END
What did you think? And thanks for all the positive output so far!
Season One (1977-78)
Episode Eight
Year: 1978
"You Could Be a Winner!" (NOTE: "Charo's Cooking With Jack" has been cancelled as an episode, or "pre-empted")
Scene- Apartment
Jack and Chrissy are sitting on that infamous couch.
Jack: I'm so bored! I can't wait until Spring Break is over!
Chrissy: I agree, man!
Jack: Chrissy, stop acting like that. You know it gets on my nerves!
Chrissy: Sorry, man!
Jack stares at Chrissy. Janet enters
Janet: Look, guys! I got this in the mail!
She holds up a Peebles House of Money Sweepstakes envelope. stamped YOU MAY BE A WINNER
Jack: Janet, you don't beleive that, do you?
Janet: My great-aunt Anne D. Wood won $50 and a mule from these guys in the great depression!
Jack: That doesn't matter! It's a con thing!
Janet: Oh no it isn't! I'm sending this in! (Reads)
Please send in $5.00 With Form
Jack: Are you going to send it in?
Janet: Of course Jack!
Three Days Later......
Janet runs in
Janet: Jack! Look what came in the mail!
Shows envelope stamped: YOU ARE A SEMI-FINALIST
Jack: How many of them are there?
Janet looks at envelope and opens it.
Janet: There are 50,000 semi-finalists!
Jack: 50,000! What does the note say?
Janet: Ms. Wood: Please send in $15.00 with the form enclosed. The form is a little American History Quiz. You must send it in by: MARCH 14, 1978.
Jack: $15.00!? It won't happen, Janet!
Janet: Well, I'll prove you wrong.
Scene- Janet and Chrissy's Classroom
Janet is at her desk finishing the quiz
Inga: Ms. Wood, what are you doing?
Janet: Umm, ahhh.........taking notes!
Inga: Well, let me see the note!
Janet gives her the quiz
Inga: Peebles House of Money Sweepstakes American History Quiz. It is to laugh at, is it not, students?
Students Start Laughing.
Janet: May I have it back?
Inga: Okay, here. (Whispers) And the answer to number five is: Pearl Habor!
Scene- Apartment
Janet: I sent it off!
Jack: You did?!
Chrissy enters
Chrissy: Your date Anthony is here!
Janet: Tell him I can't go!
Chrissy: Why aren't you going?
Janet: I have to wait for the results.
Chrissy: Well, okay. He's going out with me then!
Chrissy exits
Janet goes downstairs to the Mail Box and finds the envelope
Janet: (reads) Sorry, but you did not win!
Sees Chrissy with Anthony laughing
Janet: I was so stupid
Jack goes to her
Jack: What does it say on the envelope?
Janet: I, I, I.....didn't win. Now, Jack Tripper, don't say I told you so!
Jack: I wasn't going to. But may I have this date?
They hug as screen fades
THE END
What did you think? And thanks for all the positive output so far!