Krisalicious
06-30-2001, 07:45 PM
#47-Love Don't Cost A Thing
[Janet, Jennifer, and Richie are at a department store shopping]
Janet: Ooooo this is a cute outfit! What do you think Richie?
Richie: Ewwwwwwww I'm not wearing that!!!
Janet: Of course you're not! I mean isn't this cute for JENNIFER....
Richie: Oh. Then yes it is.
Janet: Hey Richie, do you wanna go to the toy department?
Richie: Yeah!!! Yeah!!!
Scene-Toy Department
Richie: Look Auntie Janet!! So many toys!!!
Janet: I know Richie! Stay by me hun so u don't get lost.
Richie: Ok.
Janet: Thats a good boy. Hey! Look at that sign! [points] Buy one get one free! I could get one rattle for Jennifer and then get another for no money at all!
Richie: So, it means that u buy one thing then get another thing without paying?
Janet: Yes. Thats right!!!
Jennifer: [sees a small teddy bear that catches her attention] Ooooo oooo[points to it]Oooooo
Janet: No honey, you can't get that.
Jennifer: WAH!!!!
JaneT: Well when you were born, you got tons of those! Sorry honey.
Jennifer: WAHHHHHH!!!
Janet: I'm sorry. We have to go now. Come on Richie. [Janet walks ahead]
Richie: Hmmm...buy one get one free...since Auntie Janet got a rattle, which is one thing, i could get the teddy bear, which is another thing, and give it to Jennifer!!! [takes the teddy bear, puts it behind his back] What a great plan!!
Janet: Richie!!!!
Richie: Coming!!!
Scene-Apartment
Jack: Hey guys where have you been?
Janet: We went out shopping. I'll go put the stuff away. Here Jack, you hold Jennifer.
[exits]
Richie: Jennifer, Uncle Jack! Look what I've got!
Jack: What is it Richie?
Richie: [takes out teddy bear] Look!!!
Jack: Wow! Thats really nice...but...how..did you get it?
Richie: Its this new thing Uncle Jack called Buy One Get One Free!
Jack: Ok....
Richie: So Auntie Janet bought one rattle, and I got one teddy bear for free!!! [ooooo's from the audience are heard]
Jack: Oh lordy lordy lordy....
Commercial Break
Terri: So Jack, let me get this straight, Richie stole a teddy bear?
Jack: Yes!!! He misunderstood what buy one get one free meant and he took it to give to Jennifer!
Larry: Thats awful! My own son! A crook!
Blizzard: Why would he do that?
Janet: I think its just wonderful!!!!
[All look at Janet like she was crazy]
All: WHAT?!?!?!?
Janet: Richie took the teddy bear for Jennifer out of love!
Jack: Well...
Larry: Yeah. That is nice....
Terri: Well no one told Richie that he couldn't do that, so I don't blame him.
Richie: [enters] Hi everyone!!
All: Hi......
Richie: Mommy mommy did you see the teddy bear i got for Jennifer?
Terri: Yes....you have to return it...
Richie: WHY???
Janet: We'll explain on the way. But you'll need to return it.
Richie: Ok i will.
THE END
How was it?
[Janet, Jennifer, and Richie are at a department store shopping]
Janet: Ooooo this is a cute outfit! What do you think Richie?
Richie: Ewwwwwwww I'm not wearing that!!!
Janet: Of course you're not! I mean isn't this cute for JENNIFER....
Richie: Oh. Then yes it is.
Janet: Hey Richie, do you wanna go to the toy department?
Richie: Yeah!!! Yeah!!!
Scene-Toy Department
Richie: Look Auntie Janet!! So many toys!!!
Janet: I know Richie! Stay by me hun so u don't get lost.
Richie: Ok.
Janet: Thats a good boy. Hey! Look at that sign! [points] Buy one get one free! I could get one rattle for Jennifer and then get another for no money at all!
Richie: So, it means that u buy one thing then get another thing without paying?
Janet: Yes. Thats right!!!
Jennifer: [sees a small teddy bear that catches her attention] Ooooo oooo[points to it]Oooooo
Janet: No honey, you can't get that.
Jennifer: WAH!!!!
JaneT: Well when you were born, you got tons of those! Sorry honey.
Jennifer: WAHHHHHH!!!
Janet: I'm sorry. We have to go now. Come on Richie. [Janet walks ahead]
Richie: Hmmm...buy one get one free...since Auntie Janet got a rattle, which is one thing, i could get the teddy bear, which is another thing, and give it to Jennifer!!! [takes the teddy bear, puts it behind his back] What a great plan!!
Janet: Richie!!!!
Richie: Coming!!!
Scene-Apartment
Jack: Hey guys where have you been?
Janet: We went out shopping. I'll go put the stuff away. Here Jack, you hold Jennifer.
[exits]
Richie: Jennifer, Uncle Jack! Look what I've got!
Jack: What is it Richie?
Richie: [takes out teddy bear] Look!!!
Jack: Wow! Thats really nice...but...how..did you get it?
Richie: Its this new thing Uncle Jack called Buy One Get One Free!
Jack: Ok....
Richie: So Auntie Janet bought one rattle, and I got one teddy bear for free!!! [ooooo's from the audience are heard]
Jack: Oh lordy lordy lordy....
Commercial Break
Terri: So Jack, let me get this straight, Richie stole a teddy bear?
Jack: Yes!!! He misunderstood what buy one get one free meant and he took it to give to Jennifer!
Larry: Thats awful! My own son! A crook!
Blizzard: Why would he do that?
Janet: I think its just wonderful!!!!
[All look at Janet like she was crazy]
All: WHAT?!?!?!?
Janet: Richie took the teddy bear for Jennifer out of love!
Jack: Well...
Larry: Yeah. That is nice....
Terri: Well no one told Richie that he couldn't do that, so I don't blame him.
Richie: [enters] Hi everyone!!
All: Hi......
Richie: Mommy mommy did you see the teddy bear i got for Jennifer?
Terri: Yes....you have to return it...
Richie: WHY???
Janet: We'll explain on the way. But you'll need to return it.
Richie: Ok i will.
THE END
How was it?