Sean Snow
06-30-2001, 05:45 PM
"Who's Cooking With Lana"
Episode Seven
Season One (1977-1978)
"Get Chrissy"
Year: 1978
Scene- Apartment
The television is on, It's- GET SMART! Janet comes out, Jack nad Chrissy are watching the televison.
Janet: Are you two still watching that? It's been cancelled for (Thinks) EIGHT years!
Jack: So what? I uses to wacth this with my father. We always fought about who was smarter (Get's Interupted)
Janet: Well, we know you didn't win!
Chrissy starts snorting
Jack: (Impersonates Chrissy's laugh) No, the contestents were #99 and Maxwell Smart.
Chrissy: I would say #99. Without her, there would be no Maxwell Smart- He'd be all bullet!
Jack: That's what my father said. I said Max.
Janet: Why Max?
Jack: Because he's a man.
Janet: Ohh! At leat your father had some sense. Do you know what you are?
Jack: Don't say it!
Janet: You're a "Abbadee, abbadee, that's all folks!"
Jack: What's so bad about that?
Chrissy: Porky Pig said that. <Snort Snort>
Jack: Well, at leat I'm not the only one that sounds like a pig!
Chrissy glares at him
Chrissy: Anyway, It's a good show. #99 just had her baby-or two!
Janet: Oh, yeah I saw that one last year!
Chrissy and Jack look at her
Jack: I thought you sadi you didn't like re-runs.
Janet: Well, uhh............ Come on guys, I meant during vacation! It's Spring Break! Let's do something!
Jack: Sure Janet! I'l be in the middle!
Jack grabs Chrissy and Janet and puts them on the couch.
Janet: Jaaaccck!
Scene- Girls' Bedrooom
Janet: Goodnight, Chrissy!
Chrissy: Goodnight Janet!
Janet turns off light.
Camera Focuses on Chrissy as Mist Falls Over for My favorite thing- A DREAM SEQUENCE!
Chrissy is standing next to #86 (Smart) and #99. They are standing in front of the Cheif of CONTROL.
#99: You want us, Cheif?
Cheif: Yes, 99, I want you to meet agent #48!
Chrissy: Me? Ohh, this is so exciting. Hi, #99 and Max, I'm Chrissy!
Max: Chrissy, huh? What does that stand for?
#99: Christine?
Chrissy: Christmas Snow!
Cheif: Anyway, you have a misson. You must keep the SSIPC from KAOS!
Chrissy: What does that stand for?
Cheif: Super Sonic Indgo Purpleish Crysler!
Chrissy: Ohh. Where is it?
Cheif: In the CONTROL parking lot.
Max: Why did you put it there?
Cheif: It's my car! Just kidding. It's the Triple Secret CONTROL parking lot! I have heard of some new KAOS agents. Here are the pictures.
He holds up two pictures.
Chrissy:THat's Janet Wood and Jack Tripper!
Cheif: You know these people?
Chrissy: Yes! I've been living with them!
Max: You've been living with a man and a woman? I'd think you'd be more tiered!
Chrissy: It's strictly platonic!
Max: What ever you say!
Cheif: I am reassigning your case, Agent #48! You will arrest these two live in KAOS agents.
Chrissy: But, but.......
Cheif: No buts about it!
Scene- Apartment
Janet and Jack are on the couch
Janet (Heavy German Accent): We must contact Comrade Inga and Lana!
Jack (Heavy German Accent): You are correct, Comrade Wood. Get out the Computra-Panel!
Janet reaches over the couch and gets the Computra. She pushes a button. A image of Lana and Inga pop up. They both have Heavy German Accents.
Lana: What is it, Comrade and Inferior, Jackipoo, and also Comrade Wood?
Inga: Yes, tell us!
Janet: Snow has joined CONTROL!
Lana: Ahhh, Enemy Christmas!
Jack: No, Chrissy! I like Christmas!
Inga: That brain test between you and Chritmas did not go so well, has it?
Jack glares at her.
Janet: Comrades, what shall we do?
Inga: Kill her. Now goddbye, Comrade Wood.
Screen goes Blanke as Chrissy comes in.
Chrissy (Not Cheerful): Hello!
Janet: Let's cut the small talk! We each want to kill each other, correct?
Chrissy: Correct! But I have the gun! You do not!
Janet: Jack, get out the guns!
Jack gets out enough guns to make an army. Janet starts walking to her and shouting: Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!
Dream Sequence Ends
Chrissy is being shaken by Janet
Janet: Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!
Chrissy wakes up
Chrissy: What? (Screams) Pleae Janet, don't hurt me!
Janet: It's okay!
Chrissy: What happend to your German Accent?
Janet: Come Chrissy!
Chrissy: Don't hurt me!
Janet: What's wrong with you?
They go into the kitchen
Chrissy: Don't hurt me!
Jack: What is wrong with you? We would never hurt you!
Chrisy: You're right!
They hug as screen fades.
THE END
Ep. #08- "Charo's Cooking With Jack"- is Coming Tommorow!
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Creator and Co-Writer of "Four's A Couple", Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?","Snow", and "Three's Company Too!".
Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!
Episode Seven
Season One (1977-1978)
"Get Chrissy"
Year: 1978
Scene- Apartment
The television is on, It's- GET SMART! Janet comes out, Jack nad Chrissy are watching the televison.
Janet: Are you two still watching that? It's been cancelled for (Thinks) EIGHT years!
Jack: So what? I uses to wacth this with my father. We always fought about who was smarter (Get's Interupted)
Janet: Well, we know you didn't win!
Chrissy starts snorting
Jack: (Impersonates Chrissy's laugh) No, the contestents were #99 and Maxwell Smart.
Chrissy: I would say #99. Without her, there would be no Maxwell Smart- He'd be all bullet!
Jack: That's what my father said. I said Max.
Janet: Why Max?
Jack: Because he's a man.
Janet: Ohh! At leat your father had some sense. Do you know what you are?
Jack: Don't say it!
Janet: You're a "Abbadee, abbadee, that's all folks!"
Jack: What's so bad about that?
Chrissy: Porky Pig said that. <Snort Snort>
Jack: Well, at leat I'm not the only one that sounds like a pig!
Chrissy glares at him
Chrissy: Anyway, It's a good show. #99 just had her baby-or two!
Janet: Oh, yeah I saw that one last year!
Chrissy and Jack look at her
Jack: I thought you sadi you didn't like re-runs.
Janet: Well, uhh............ Come on guys, I meant during vacation! It's Spring Break! Let's do something!
Jack: Sure Janet! I'l be in the middle!
Jack grabs Chrissy and Janet and puts them on the couch.
Janet: Jaaaccck!
Scene- Girls' Bedrooom
Janet: Goodnight, Chrissy!
Chrissy: Goodnight Janet!
Janet turns off light.
Camera Focuses on Chrissy as Mist Falls Over for My favorite thing- A DREAM SEQUENCE!
Chrissy is standing next to #86 (Smart) and #99. They are standing in front of the Cheif of CONTROL.
#99: You want us, Cheif?
Cheif: Yes, 99, I want you to meet agent #48!
Chrissy: Me? Ohh, this is so exciting. Hi, #99 and Max, I'm Chrissy!
Max: Chrissy, huh? What does that stand for?
#99: Christine?
Chrissy: Christmas Snow!
Cheif: Anyway, you have a misson. You must keep the SSIPC from KAOS!
Chrissy: What does that stand for?
Cheif: Super Sonic Indgo Purpleish Crysler!
Chrissy: Ohh. Where is it?
Cheif: In the CONTROL parking lot.
Max: Why did you put it there?
Cheif: It's my car! Just kidding. It's the Triple Secret CONTROL parking lot! I have heard of some new KAOS agents. Here are the pictures.
He holds up two pictures.
Chrissy:THat's Janet Wood and Jack Tripper!
Cheif: You know these people?
Chrissy: Yes! I've been living with them!
Max: You've been living with a man and a woman? I'd think you'd be more tiered!
Chrissy: It's strictly platonic!
Max: What ever you say!
Cheif: I am reassigning your case, Agent #48! You will arrest these two live in KAOS agents.
Chrissy: But, but.......
Cheif: No buts about it!
Scene- Apartment
Janet and Jack are on the couch
Janet (Heavy German Accent): We must contact Comrade Inga and Lana!
Jack (Heavy German Accent): You are correct, Comrade Wood. Get out the Computra-Panel!
Janet reaches over the couch and gets the Computra. She pushes a button. A image of Lana and Inga pop up. They both have Heavy German Accents.
Lana: What is it, Comrade and Inferior, Jackipoo, and also Comrade Wood?
Inga: Yes, tell us!
Janet: Snow has joined CONTROL!
Lana: Ahhh, Enemy Christmas!
Jack: No, Chrissy! I like Christmas!
Inga: That brain test between you and Chritmas did not go so well, has it?
Jack glares at her.
Janet: Comrades, what shall we do?
Inga: Kill her. Now goddbye, Comrade Wood.
Screen goes Blanke as Chrissy comes in.
Chrissy (Not Cheerful): Hello!
Janet: Let's cut the small talk! We each want to kill each other, correct?
Chrissy: Correct! But I have the gun! You do not!
Janet: Jack, get out the guns!
Jack gets out enough guns to make an army. Janet starts walking to her and shouting: Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!
Dream Sequence Ends
Chrissy is being shaken by Janet
Janet: Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!
Chrissy wakes up
Chrissy: What? (Screams) Pleae Janet, don't hurt me!
Janet: It's okay!
Chrissy: What happend to your German Accent?
Janet: Come Chrissy!
Chrissy: Don't hurt me!
Janet: What's wrong with you?
They go into the kitchen
Chrissy: Don't hurt me!
Jack: What is wrong with you? We would never hurt you!
Chrisy: You're right!
They hug as screen fades.
THE END
Ep. #08- "Charo's Cooking With Jack"- is Coming Tommorow!
------------------
Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Creator and Co-Writer of "Four's A Couple", Writer and Creator of "Who's Cooking With Lana?","Snow", and "Three's Company Too!".
Find these in the Three's Company Fan Fiction Board!