Frank Gannucci
12-03-2008, 04:19 PM
Wednesday's Quotes:
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
(At the Raccoon lodge, Ed goes in the "Out" door to go to the kitchen. He bumps into Ralph. Ralph & Ed have an argument about which door [the ones being marked "In" or "Out"] Ed should use to enter the Raccoon kitchen at the lodge.)
Ralph: "You are supposed to go in the door marked "In."
Ed: "I wasn't going in that room. I was coming out of this room."
Ralph: "You were not going out of this room. You were going in that room."
Ed: "How could I go into that room without coming out of this room?"
"A Weighty Problem Part One":
Ralph: "For my height, I am four pounds underweight. It says so in the chart."
Alice: "You must have been looking at a chart for a hippotomus."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Alice: "How was the anchovy pizza that I made for you Mr. Gleason?"
Jackie: "I don't know. I ate it so fast, I didn't taste it."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Ralph & Alice are in the poolroom. The Nortons answer.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed (reading the astrology book): "'Taurus the Bull seldom loses his temper, shows great wisdow in all financial matters and is extremely attractive to the opposite sex.'"
Ralph: "That is me all right."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather."
Alice: "Yeah to your grandmother."
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "The government is investigating me."
Alice: "You are not the first person to be investigated by the government."
Ed: "Yeah, the jails are full of them."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "I'm going to make a fortune and I'm going to let you in on the deal."
Ed: "Here we go again."
Ralph: "What kind of crack is that?"
Ed: "I'll tell you what kind of crack that was. You come to me before with things like this before. I can't stand to make a fortune again. I'm going broke."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
(Ralph walks in as Alice and Trixie are rehearsing their act for the talent show.)
Alice: "We are rehearsing."
Ralph: "For what, The Bellevue Follies?"
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
(At the Raccoon lodge, Ed goes in the "Out" door to go to the kitchen. He bumps into Ralph. Ralph & Ed have an argument about which door [the ones being marked "In" or "Out"] Ed should use to enter the Raccoon kitchen at the lodge.)
Ralph: "You are supposed to go in the door marked "In."
Ed: "I wasn't going in that room. I was coming out of this room."
Ralph: "You were not going out of this room. You were going in that room."
Ed: "How could I go into that room without coming out of this room?"
"A Weighty Problem Part One":
Ralph: "For my height, I am four pounds underweight. It says so in the chart."
Alice: "You must have been looking at a chart for a hippotomus."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Alice: "How was the anchovy pizza that I made for you Mr. Gleason?"
Jackie: "I don't know. I ate it so fast, I didn't taste it."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Ralph & Alice are in the poolroom. The Nortons answer.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed (reading the astrology book): "'Taurus the Bull seldom loses his temper, shows great wisdow in all financial matters and is extremely attractive to the opposite sex.'"
Ralph: "That is me all right."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "Junk? Junk Junk? Just watch yourself Alice. This furniture was a wedding present from my grandfather."
Alice: "Yeah to your grandmother."
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "The government is investigating me."
Alice: "You are not the first person to be investigated by the government."
Ed: "Yeah, the jails are full of them."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "I'm going to make a fortune and I'm going to let you in on the deal."
Ed: "Here we go again."
Ralph: "What kind of crack is that?"
Ed: "I'll tell you what kind of crack that was. You come to me before with things like this before. I can't stand to make a fortune again. I'm going broke."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
(Ralph walks in as Alice and Trixie are rehearsing their act for the talent show.)
Alice: "We are rehearsing."
Ralph: "For what, The Bellevue Follies?"